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不对...来电者 Oh, no, no, no, caller.
你简直错得离谱 就像母猪会上树 You're wrong as lace panties on a hog in hot number two.
那孩子天赋异禀 That kid's got bright-lights-big-leagues- scrape-your-jaw-off-the-turf talent
还有颗精白之心 with a heart true as grandma's gravy.
如果他今晚投不出极速的球 那我就把区域接球手的 And I'll eat a zone-catcher's gym sock if he doesn't come out tonight
运动袜给吃了 pitching nuke-the-town heat.
没错 美景镇 That's right, Vistaville.
快球弗兰克正在WYBS电台 和大家讨论伏特喷气球队 You're talking Volts' Jetball with Fastball Frank on WYBS.
让你老婆瞧瞧谁说了算 Show your queen who rules the scene
和美景镇的悬浮车之王马文一起... with Marvin, Vistaville's HoverCar King...
乔 你看起来真时髦 今天有什么重要的活动吗 Joe. You look spiffy. Big plans today?
实际上 我要尝试这份新的白班 是个很好的机会 I'm trying out this new day job, actually. It's a pretty great opportunity.
不过我保证 不会影响我的轮班 It won't interfere with my shifts, though. I promise.
我明白 这是你的人生 你的隐私 I see. Your life, your business.
是做销售 It's in sales.
虽说变化有点大 但是我妈需要医疗费 还有我所有的... Kind of a big change, but with Ma's hospital bills and everything I...
销售啊 Sales, huh?
我从来没想到原来你是个贪婪狡诈的人 I never figured you for the greedy, shifty type.
但是 嘿 去搞定他们吧 大人物 But hey, you go get 'em, hotshot.
如果今晚前你还没成为百万富翁的话 And if you're not a millionaire by tonight,
我还有一批货需要你上 I got another shipment you can hump.
好吧 谢谢你 哈图尼安先生 我知道你会理解的 Right. Well, thank you, Mr. Hartoonian. I knew you'd understand.
完全没有理由惊慌 句号 There's absolutely no reason for alarm. Stop.
在月球上 大家今天的精神头 一如既往得高涨 句号 Up here, today's a day like any other, spirits are sky-high. Stop.
当然了 升月发射延迟一点是很正常的 Of course, minor launch delays are a natural part
任何正在发展的月球项目都会遇到 句号 of any growing Lunar operation. Stop.
支付退款所需的资金 已经分发到你们的销售经理那里 Funds are out to your sales managers to cover any refunds,
但我们相信 你们会让客户一直关注 but we trust that you'll keep our customers' eyes
美好的明天 而不是今天的发射延迟 on tomorrow's smiles, not today's delay.
此致敬礼 换行 斯坦利詹金斯 逗号 光明面月球总部 Sincerely, new line, Stanley Jenkins, comma, Brightside Lunar HQ.
早上好 老板 准备好刮胡子 并涂抹清凉乳液了吗 Morning, Boss. Ready for your shave, plus cooling lotion?
该死 Goddamn it!
今天不了 Not today!
致所有的客户经理 换行 立即采取行动 To all account managers, new line. For immediate action.
通常我是第一个下来的 Usually, I'm the first one down.
教科书般拼命三郎式的准时 看他吃鸡蛋的样子 Textbook desperation-punctuality. Look at him eating his eggs.
就像个天生的窝囊废 没有前途 Like a born nobody going nowhere.
嗨 今早对你来说格外重要啊 Hey. Big morning for ya, huh, there...
杰瑞 Jerry?
乔伊 很高兴再次见到你们 Joey. And it's nice to see you guys again.
请叫我尼克尔斯先生 这位是波特先生 Call me Mr. Nickels, and that's Mr. Porter.
那么 小弟 你以前卖过东西吗 So, you ever sold anything before, Son?
没有 我主要在食品杂货店工作 Oh, no. I've mostly just worked in groceries.
零售业 天啊 Retail? Wow.
我发现 你说话的时候总爱眨眼 You know, you really blink a lot when you talk.
说真的 你可能要改一下这毛病 Might wanna work on that, seriously.
有人说眨眼会让人产生无意识的想法 认为你是个变态 Some say it gives the unconscious idea that you're half a perv.
这是给你的免费建议 That's a free tip.
我要给你的建议是 Tip I was going to say is,
最重要的永远都是顾客 how the customer is always the most important thing,
永远不要逼迫他们 但永远要不达目的不罢休 and never push them, but never take no for an answer.
因为归根到底 最重要的永远都是光明面 'Cause at the end of the day, what comes first is always the Brightside.
懂了 -懂了 Uh-huh? -Uh-huh.
今早可真难熬啊 雪儿 对吧 What a morning! Right, Shirl?
有你的电汇款 Wire came in for ya.
这是从月球发来的 Listen to this from the moon.
詹金斯说要到下个季度才会升月发射 Jenkins says no launches till next quarter.
这是给想退出的人的现金退款 That's cash to refund whoever wants out.
该死 我们在外面到处跟人许诺 Goddamn it! We're out there giving people our word.
老板却把我们变成了一群骗子 Our bosses turned us into a bunch of liars.
我通知所有顾客时 接了一天令人不爽的电话 And I got a day's worth of no-fun calls, letting everyone know it.
你把不好的事情说得像个好消息似的 Well, you make a root canal sound like great news.
那下面这个听起来怎么样 这些潜在的客户没戏了 Then how does this sound? Those leads are limp.
我们得离开美景镇 或者想办法广撒网 覆盖更大的地区 We need to move on from Vistaville or find a way to cast a wider net.
现在我在想... -别再提广撒网了 Now, I was thinking-- -Enough with the wide-net talk.
我们已经忙得不可开交了 要知道 优秀的销售员... We're juggling the whole fruit bowl as is. And you know, great salesmen--
开创自己的地盘 Make their own turf.
更像是我在开创地盘 但这说法不错 More like I make the turf. But it's a nice saying.
我见过更糟的 这里有一个机会 可以让新来的孩子证明自己 I've seen worse. Here's one. Give the new kid half a shot.
你要在你一个刚认识的孩子身上 浪费掉一个好客户 You're gonna burn a good lead on a kid you just met?
我们都知道他今天不会卖掉任何东西的 We both know he's not closing anything today.
天啊 我们有一整天时间去证明你错了 Oh, wow. We're gonna have a hell of a day proving you wrong.
杰克 有时候你根本不听劝 一意孤行 Sometimes you're like talking to a brick wall, Jack.
雪儿 世界就是由一意孤行的人所创造的 World's made out of brick walls, Shirl.
嘿 你看过这个了吗 Hey, have you seen this?
杰克 我是来自锡尔弗克里克的萨尔 Jack, it's Sal from Silver Creek.
这是我大女儿妮娜 My oldest, Nina,
这个小淘气包是文尼 and then this little rascal, Vinny.
他是个惹祸精 就像他爷爷一样 我等不及要登上月球了 He's trouble, just like Gramps. I just can't wait to get up to the moon.
多亏了你 我们一家人又重聚在一起 We've got the whole clan back together again thanks to you.
杰克 我永远感激你 保重 I'm forever grateful to you, Jack. Take care.
孩子真可爱 Cute kid.
这好像让刚刚所有关于退款 Kind of makes all that talk about refunds
和广撒网的言论显得很傻 对吧 and wide nets seem pretty silly, right?
他又能当爸爸了 而且是我们帮他做到的 He gets to be a dad again. And we did that for him.
还有什么比这更好的呢 What's better than that?
你好啊 老板 Heya, Boss.
我迫不及待想开始今天的工作 -你穿了身新西装呀 Can't wait to get started today. -That's a new suit, isn't it?
很时髦 -对 早上好 朋友们 Looking sharp. -Yeah. Good morning, fellas.
真好啊 很高兴看到你们三个在一起 God, great to see the three of you together.
这是给你们的一些客户 Some leads for ya.
我想今天我会和乔一起出去见客户 也许能了解一些情况 And I think I will ride with Joe today, maybe learn a thing or two.
很好笑 比林斯先生 Great one, Mr. Billings.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
这些是今天的潜在客户 Are these today's leads,
还是因为令人沮丧而被拒绝的讣文 or are they rejected obituaries for being too depressing?
别跟我说你怕了 -乔伊 不用害怕 Now, don't tell me you're scared. -Don't you be afraid, Joey.
记住 这份工作一定会越做越好 Remember, you will never be worse at this job than you are today.
他不害怕 他是... He's not afraid. He's...
他是... He's...
不 没...没关系 Oh, no, it's... it's fine.
实际上擦得挺干净的 -不要...嘿 别担心 孩子 It's actually wiping out just great. -No, no. Hey, don't sweat it, kid.
大多数早晨 我的情况更糟 Most mornings, I'm much worse.
我还带了另一条领带 会和这件西装很搭 And I got an extra that'll go great with that suit.
我们先走 让这些人留在这儿抱怨吧 Let's leave these guys here to gripe without us.
谢谢 -郑重声明 我没有任何怨言 Thanks. -For the record, I had no gripes!
闭嘴吧 赫博 Shut up, Herb.
给 我给你们留了个好客户 Here. I saved you boys a decent one.
埃德 去救赎自己吧 Pull yourself out of the hole, Ed.
雪儿 上帝保佑你 God bless you, Shirl.
你就像那种在雪地里毛茸茸的狗一样 脖子上挂着酒桶去救危难中的人 You're like one of those furry dogs in the snow with the booze thing around its neck.
是 也许你可以提醒一下杰克 这里是做生意的地方 不是托儿所 Yeah. Maybe you can remind Jack that this is a business, not a day care.
好 我很乐意 走吧... Yeah, gladly. Come on, come on.
祝您早上愉快 Have a wonderful morning.
你看没看那个... Did you look at the--
再次感谢您借我领带 比林斯先生 Thanks again for the loaner, Mr. Billings.
再这样叫我的话 就给我5美金 Five bucks you call me that again.
好 一言为定 杰克 All right. Deal, Jack.
这条领带是我老爸的 你戴起来很好看 The tie was my old man's. It looks pretty good on you.
嘿 准备好第一次尝试了吗 Hey, you ready to take your first swing?
当然 但我不是先看你做吗 Sure. But I'm not gonna watch you do it first?
什么 让你在等的时候变得更紧张吗 What, and get twice as nervous waiting?
不是...我是说 你给的资料我都看了 No, no, no. I just mean, I read up on everything that you gave me.
我只是...我不... I just-- I don't, I don't--
孩子 你会表现得很好 You're gonna do great, kid.
好吗 这比约女生出去要简单得多 Okay? This is not half as hard as asking out a girl.
谁会擅长那个呢 -好吧 说得在理 And who's any good at that? -All right, fair enough.
那比起你第一次开车呢 Well, how about your first time behind the wheel?
这个我真不知道 I wouldn't really know about that.
乔 你一直以来都在干什么 Well, what have you been doing with yourself, Joe?
我们...嘿 不 We-- Hey, no.
你打过球吗 遇到过两击三球吗 You ever play ball and you face a full count,
你想打个全垒打... you swing for the fences...
我想我看得比玩得多 Watched a lot more than I played, I guess.
我们本地有一支次级联盟的队伍 叫伏特队 We got a bush league team over here. The Volts.
等等 我居然给忘了 Wait. You don't say.
什么意思 What do you mean?
这个 天啊 我居然没想到你是个球迷 And here, why, I wasn't even thinking you're a fan.
不...我其实是个大球迷 No, no, I'm a pretty big fan, actually.
我今早给大家都买了票 Well, I got us all tickets this morning.
第一排 就在本垒板后面的区 Front row, right behind home zone.
今晚的比赛 Tonight?
这是半决赛的第二场比赛 It's game two of the semis.
希金斯是投手 Higgins is pitching.
是的 完全正确 Well, yeah, exactly.
我本来想晚点告诉你的 来祝贺你第一天的成功 Only I was gonna tell you later, like as a congrats on a great first day.
说漏嘴了 -是的 Cat's out of the bag. -Yeah.
天啊 杰克 我不知道自己是否配得上 Wow, Jack! I mean, I don't know if I deserve it yet,
但我保证我会努力争取的 but I promise I'm gonna earn it.
好的 Okay.
那就让我们痛快点 把你打造成为一个销售员吧 Well, then let's rip this Band-Aid off and make a salesman out of you.
好的 好 是 走吧 All right. Okay. Yeah, here goes.
有事吗 Can I help you?
嗨 是的 我是乔伊肖特 Hi, yes. I'm Joey Shorter.
我代表光明面月球住宅 With Brightside Lunar Residences.
女士 You know, ma'am,
如今很多人其实甚至没意识到 a lot of people today aren't actually even aware
他们可利用的各种机会 of the kinds of opportunities that are available to them
这些机会可以给他们带来 他们真正能负担得起的新式生活 in terms of the new kind of life that you could actually afford.
也许你正忙着 Well, maybe you've got your hands a little full
照顾这个小天使 那我们等会儿再来 with that little angel there. We could come back?
好的... -太好了 谢谢 Sure, sure. -Great. Thanks.
祝你们两位先生今天愉快 Y'all two gentlemen have a nice day.
女士 祝你也有美好的一天 你家真...好 Well, you have a nice day too, ma'am. It's a beautiful fam-- Beautiful--
这比我想象得糟糕 That was worse than I thought.
嘿 Hey.
你能批评自己的不足 这很好 但是... It's great that you're tough on yourself, but...
这可能是我见过最好的第一次尝试了 that might have been the best first shot I've ever seen.
马文 亲爱的 你得看看这个 Marv, hon! You gotta see this!
我们给那个拍马屁的展示一下 Let's show Private Brownnoser
成年人能如何处理优质客户 好吗 what grown men can do with a choice lead, shall we?
埃德 没必要给我打气 无论如何我都会尽力 No need for a pep talk, Ed. I try my best no matter what.
这来得正是时候 我们最早能什么时候走 This is perfect timing, really. How soon can we go?
一个知道自己想要什么的女人 是地球上最美丽 最稀有的生物 A woman who knows what she wants. Earth's finest, rarest creature.
看看那个按摩浴缸 Check out that Jacuzzi.
现在 想象一下你身着时髦的泳装 Now, picture you, some swank bit of swimwear--
什么事不能等等再说 What couldn't wait?
谁让混混进来的 And who let in these bums?
亲爱的 你会很兴奋的 Hon, you're gonna flip.
所有那些一起离开的誓言 All those promises about getting away together,
找个只有我们两个人的好地方 somewhere nice where we can be alone.
我为我们找到了一个完美的地方 I found us the perfect place.
我知道 梅本先生 但我人生中最艰难的决定 I know, Mr. Mayburn. But most difficult decisions in my life,
我妻子总是能给出完全正确的答案 my wife always has the exact right answer.
我还应该提一下 我们有分时享用的服务 I should also mention we have time-shares available
适合偶尔出轨而不必做出重大承诺的客户 for the occasional escapade. No big commitment,
偷偷找点乐子 -明白了 you sneak in a little bit of fun. -I see.
我一直以为需要一大笔钱 才能到月球上去 不是吗 I always thought it took movie-star money to get up there, no?
马文 我不要偷偷找乐子 你说过只有你和我一起过二人世界 I don't do escapades, Marv. You said just us.
完全正确 一个你们可以永远在一起的家 Exactly! A home you could both share together forever.
或者有时候一个真正的男人喜欢灵活选择 既能负担得起 又很保密 Or sometimes a real man likes to keep his options open affordably and discreetly.
你六岁吗 -我不会回答这个问题 Are you six years old? -I'm not going to answer that.
那不如你先别说了 让我负责 因为你完全不知道自己在干什么 好吗 Then how about laying back on this one, 'cause you're way in the dark here, okay?
先生 你有意见 You got a problem, Mister?
女士 没有...这全是... No, ma'am. No, ma'am. It's all--
对我来说很好 很美 而且很正常 It's hunky-dory with me. It's beautiful. It's natural.
不 先生 爱对于不同的人有不同的意义 -滚出我家 你这个变态 No, sir, love's a many-splendored thing. -Get the hell out of my house, you creep.
我能不能... -快滚 Can I-- -Get the hell out!
好 -立刻滚 Okay. -Now!
那么 通常在午餐时 So, usually at lunch,
我们会跟大家汇报所有进展顺利的事情 we do an update on all the things that are going really good.
至少我是努力这样做的 I try to at least.
我连一家的门都没进去 I didn't get in a single door.
医生 总吃闭门羹恐怕有害健康啊 Doctor, front-porch-itis. Possible terminal case.
不过杰克对我很好 我不想让他失望 Jack's been really nice, though. Hate to think that I'm letting him down.
很可能你真是 Probably are.
进不了人家的门是你能做的最糟的事 Not getting in the door is about the worst thing that you could do.
这话出自一个流口水 长不大的男人之口 他刚搞砸了一个板上钉钉的B楼订单 Said the drooling man-child who just botched a sure thing B-Plex.
埃德 我不会就此罢休的 I wouldn't give up on that lead, Ed.
嘿 还记得我卖给你的那套D楼吗 Hey, remember that D-Plex that I sold to you?
有什么我当时说的很棒的话 能在现在帮到你吗 What great things did I say then that might help you now?
你懂的很多 Well, you were real knowledgeable.
而且... And...
老实说 更多是因为杰克的演讲 it was more Jack's speech, honestly.
他打给巴克曼泽尔 这给销售加分了 Him calling Buck Manzell didn't hurt either.
总有人上当 One born every minute.
谁 我吗 Who, me?
你真以为像曼泽尔先生那样的 美国传奇人物 会在自家A楼 You really think that an American legend like Mr. Manzell is gonna hop on the phone
每周接两次电话 就为了帮我们卖房子 twice a week from his A-Plex just to sell for us?
那实际上是预先录制好的 It was actually prerecorded.
这就像是杰克为了给观众们暖场 It's kind of, like, this trick that Jack does
变的魔术一样 to warm up the crowd.
新来的 这是营销手段 That's sales, rookie.
真的很遗憾复活节兔子没来 亲口告诉你这个消息 Really sorry the Easter Bunny wasn't here to break that news to you.
不 我知道 No, I know.
不如这样 你们两个坐这儿聊 Know what? You two can sit here chatting
像玩宾果的奶奶那样 like grannies at bingo.
我还要去卖房子 I got units to move.
他工作很拼 对吧 He's pretty hardworking, huh?
我们都是 We all are.
我要快点吃完 然后继续卖房子去 你也应该这样 I'm gonna finish my food fast, and get back out there. You should too.
看看你的样子 Look at you.
该死 Shit!
买五张本垒板后面的票 不计成本 Five behind home zone. Whatever it costs.
我们到底要庆祝什么 What exactly are we celebrating?
嘿 只是看场球赛 雪儿 Hey, it's a ball game, Shirl.
有热狗 快乐的家人和新割的草 You got hot dogs, happy families, fresh-cut grass.
你不喜欢的话 那你一定有毛病 You don't like that, something's wrong with you.
再用找的钱给孩子们 买点爆米花 也给你自己来点 And get some popcorn for the boys with the change. You too.
我要把这笔开销记在公司账上吗 -当然不了 我来付钱 Am I writing this off as an expense? -Course not. It's on me.
我和所有客户说了延期升月发射的事 48人中有6人退出 Spoke to most of our sales about the delay. Out of 48, we lost six.
米切尔夫妇需要在孩子出生前上月球 The Mitchells need to launch before the baby comes.
我想几个月后再联系他们 Figure try them back in a few months.
皮尔曼一家很担心没有脊椎指压治疗者 And the Pearlmans are worried there's no chiropractor.
低重力对脊椎很有好处 Low gravity is great for the spine.
我在努力让这些人开心 杰克 I'm trying to keep these folks happy, Jack.
但我电话告知坏消息 But I call with bad news,
他们就会开始想象无数个新问题 and they start imagining a million new problems.
但这是个很好的迹象 雪儿 But that's a great sign, Shirl.
他们告诉我们他们担心的问题 说明他们相信我们能解决这些问题 They tell us their problems, they trust us enough to solve 'em.
那孩子连门都没进去 The kid get inside a door even?
他会的 我会在看球赛时告诉你 都发生了什么 He will. And I'll tell you all about it at the game.
如果他不行呢 -从没想过 If he doesn't? -Never thought about it.
所以我才要想 That's why I have to.
如果他不行 你就让他走人如何 How about if he doesn't, you let him go?
让你的注意力回到销售上 Get your mind back on sales.
雪儿 这话好刻薄 That's pretty cold, Shirl.
但当然可以 But sure.
我随时会找他算帐 -你能保证吗 I'll lay the house on him any day. -I got your word on that?
必要的话 我会跑房顶上大喊出来 I'll shout it from the goddamn rafters if I have to.
杰克 你无法拯救所有人 You can't save everyone, Jack.
我们确实欢迎宠物一起前往 We do welcome pets.
我做了20年的工作把我炒了 我现在极度痛苦 Here I am, laid off after 20 years taking it no grease,
你却想用这些华而不实的废话 把我所剩无几的积蓄拿走 and you wanna pinch what little I got left with this shined-up horseshit?
是这样 像你这样如此辛苦工作的人 Well a man like you doing such hard work,
我相信你该享受个无忧无虑的假期 -不用你操心 谢谢 I'm sure you earned a carefree getaway. -Not from you. Thanks.
别听我说什么 就看看这些数字 Don't take it from me. I mean, just look at the numbers.
告诉我 这房子是你的吗 Tell me, do you own your home?
不如你告诉我 需要多少懦弱的生意人 Why don't you tell me how many pencil-dick suits does it take
把镇上的好人都剥削致死 to screw a town of good people to death?
你误会我们了 先生 我其实是来自美景镇 You've got us all wrong, Mister. I'm actually from Vistaville--
你是个人渣 你们这些该死的吸血鬼 You're scum! Rotten bloodsuckers, all of youse!
抱歉让你感觉... -有抱负就是人渣 I'm sorry you feel-- -So he's scum with his ambition?
前途无量就是人渣 His bright future?
真是很好的建议 由一个智障脸的流口水的酒... That's great advice coming from a ham-faced, slobbering drun--
您一定就是梅本太太 You must be Mrs. Mayburn.
是的 但不管你在卖什么 去找我丈夫谈 I am, but whatever you're selling, my husband handles all that.
马文 Marvin.
好 祝你今天愉快 Right. Have a nice day now.
请原谅 夫人 但是... Forgive me, ma'am, but...
你完全确定 are you totally sure
这个家就像你想的那样幸福 that this is as happy a home as you think it is?
你说什么 Excuse me?
我是从切身体会中知道 I know firsthand...
有爱的婚姻是建立在信任的基础上的 that a loving marriage is built on trust.
所以如果你打算去度假 So, if you're planning a getaway
或者在离这里很远的地方开始新生活 or a fresh start somewhere very far away from here,
我会尽力给你最好的折扣 I would do my best to give you a great deal.
别说了 谢谢 That's enough, thanks.
你和一个叫辛迪的熟吗 Are you familiar with a Cindy?
我在这里见过她 I met her. Here.
早些时候 Earlier.
我只能说 一个像你一样的优秀女性 And all I could say is a woman of quality, like yourself,
值得更好的人 deserves better.
你说得容易 Easy for you to say.
如果这对你有帮助的话 我要告诉你 他准备对你做同样的事 If it helps, he was ready to do the same thing to you.
(光明面月球住宅)
(在地球什么地方 你能找到这样的生活 )
这可能是你一直以来梦想的避难所 Could be the escape you've always dreamed of.
你知道吗 我今天学到了很多 Well, you know what? I learned a lot today.
明天会有更多的客户 对吧 There are gonna be more leads tomorrow, right?
你还记得之前见到的那个奶奶吗 You remember the grandma that you had earlier,
她谢绝你是因为 要把曲奇饼干从烤箱里拿出来 她喜欢你 who begged off to get her cookies out of the oven? She liked you.
可能吧 I guess.
那么把我当成她 好吗 来跟我好好说说 So, pretend that I'm her, okay? You just gave a good pitch.
我闻到曲奇饼的香味从厨房飘了进来 The smell of cookies is drifting in from the kitchen.
现在我得在它们烤糊前 把它们从烤箱里拿出来 该你了 Now I gotta go get 'em out of the oven before they burn. You're up.
好的 女士 Okay, well, ma'am,
请再给我一点时间 if I could just have another moment of your time--
不行...它们都快烤糊了 我刚跟你说了 No, no, no. They're burning right now. I just told you that.
我很乐意在门廊上等你回来 Well, I'm happy to wait on the stoop until you get back--
像偷窥狂那样 不要 谢谢了 Like a Peeping Tom? Oh, no thanks.
相信我 夫人 你还不知道自己会错过 Trust me, ma'am, you don't know the opportunities
在月球上什么样的机会 -所以你是说我蠢了 that you're missing on the moon. -So now I'm stupid?
我是... -乔 闻闻这些曲奇饼 I'm d-- -Smell the cookies, Joe!
你的孙辈们会有非常可观的资产 Your grandchildren would have a great asset
是你留下了... -天啊 that you can leave to-- -Jesus!
来闻闻 你觉得怎么样 Smell 'em. And what do you say?
闻起来很香 Smells pretty good.
小伙子 你说什么 我听力不好 Pardon me, sonny? Little hard of hearing.
女士 曲奇饼闻着好香 The cookies smell great, ma'am.
用...什么做的 巧克力碎片吗 What are-- What are they, chocolate chip?
对 谢谢你终于问我了 Well, yes. Thank you for asking finally.
现在你愿意进来和我一起吃块饼干吗 Now, would you like to come in and share one with me,
并且向我推销一下我迫切需要的新生活 and sell me on my new life that I desperately need?
因为我丈夫死了 孩们子对我不闻不问 Because my husband is dead, my kids don't call,
我每天都在烤曲奇饼 然后一个人吃 and I spend my days baking cookies and eating them alone.
你真觉得她这么可怜吗 Do you think she's really that sad?
如果我们不去帮她 那谁会帮她呢 And if we don't help her, who will?
如果... What if--
如果我没有真的闻到曲奇饼的香味呢 What if I didn't actually smell the cookies?
那你最好想个办法闻到 You better damn well find a way to smell 'em.
不如我们再试一次 好吗 How about we try another one, okay?
只要进一家的门就可以 Just get inside one door.
好吧... Okay. Okay.
好的 All right.
加油 孩子 Come on, kid.
乔 上吧 Let's go, Joe.
找个方法 Find a way.
乔 加油 Come on, Joe.
太好了 他进去了 Yeah! There he is!
这样才对嘛 That's my boy.
埃迪 搞什么 The hell, Eddie?
你在躲谁呢 Who are you hiding from?
怎么 现在打盹也犯法了吗 What, is napping a criminal offense now?
你昨晚许下的庄严誓言 光着身子哭哭啼啼 So that solemn vow you made last night, all blubbering and naked,
说我是你唯一需要的赌注 都不算数了 how I'm the only bet you'll ever need, that didn't stick?
算数 然后又不算了 It stuck. And then it unstuck.
这什么... What the--
雪莉 这是什么 Shirley, what is this?
也许你不熟悉这玩意 这是还没被你挥霍掉的钱 Maybe you're unfamiliar. It's money that hasn't been pissed away.
他们让你保管那么大一袋钱 你却没告诉我 They let you hold bags that size, and you didn't tell me about it?
是 不要太兴奋 这是退款 他们将推迟升月发射 Yeah, don't get too aroused. It's refunds. They're pushing launches.
老天爷啊 开什么玩笑 Sweet sadistic Christ. Are you kidding me?
卑微的推销员已经没什么活路了 Humble salesmen are already drowning.
现在他们还要让我们雪上加霜 Now they're gonna throw that turd in the pool?
杰克要带新来的孩子去看球赛 我们可以跟着去 Jack's taking the new kid to a ball game. We get to tag along.
这样啊 Is that right?
雪...等等 雪莉 Shir-- Wait, Shirley?
我憧憬着拿着那包钱在赌博窗口前 I'm having a vision of me and that bag at a game at a wager window,
即使不是全部 and many, if not all,
我的很多财务问题就解决了 of my financial problems just valiantly solved.
也许我们能想出个更好的计划 而不是让你去输掉 Maybe we can find a better plan than you losing more money
更多不属于你的钱 that you don't have.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
欢迎来到半决赛的第二场 在美景镇的伏特公园举办 welcome to game two of the semifinals at Volt Park in Vistaville
今晚是丹佛动力队 for tonight's match-up between the Denver Dynamos
和美景镇伏特队间的对决 and the Vistaville Volts.
这些座位棒极了 对吧 -对 Look at these seats, right? -Yeah.
从来没这么近距离看过球 -这是你今天挣来的 Never been this close before. -You earned this today.
通过了新手阶段 然后再也不回头看 Tore off the training wheels, never looked back.
如果我真成功卖掉了房子 那还有帮助 Might have helped if I had actually made the sale.
现在作为你的老板 我告诉你要忘记这一切 Now, as your boss, I'm telling you to forget about all of that
享受比赛 好吗 and enjoy the game. Okay?
好吧 Right.
嘿 各位 位子真不错 Hey, guys? Great seats.
你知道我在初中时是打右外场的 对吧 吃玉米片吗 You know I played right zone in junior high, right? Nacho?
快看 雪莉...看希金斯拉伸腿 Watch hi-- Shirley, Shirl, watch Higgins' lateral.
告诉我这不是他在掩盖腿筋伤 现在的赔率是160 Tell me that is not a game-botching hammy injury he is hiding at plus 160,
这是我们非常难得的赚钱机会 and us with a rare capital opportunity here.
你产生幻觉了 他只是在伸展而已 You're hallucinating. He's just stretching.
什么 看看他 What? Look at him.
让你老婆瞧瞧谁说了算 Show your queen who rules the scene,
高档车的好折扣 with a royal deal on high-class wheels.
这个混蛋 在现实生活中 这家伙高得吓人 Oh, this putz. In real life, this guy is unnervingly tall,
他的身高是自己老婆的两倍 he two-times his wife,
他就那么几根脏兮兮的胸毛 and he's got a scraggly dusting of chest hair.
但他却是个有钱人 But he's the one rolling in dough.
马文 美景镇的悬浮车之王 Marvin, Vistaville's hovercar king.
“优秀的销售员开创自己的地盘” "Great salesmen make their own turf."
什么 What?
雪...你要去哪儿 Shir-- Where are you going?
赫博 看看他 他几乎瘫痪了 Look at him, Herb, he's practically crippled.
天啊 我...把东西落在雪莉的车里了 Oh, gee-- I-- I forgot that thing in Shirley's car.
...融化的玉米片棍 ...melting NachoPole here.
知道少了什么吗 几杯啤酒 You know what's missing? A couple of cold ones.
想不想和我一起去找个酒吧机器人 You want to come track down a BarBot with me?
不了 我很好 -我也不用 谢谢 No, I'm fine. -None for me, thanks.
拜托...那破车在哪儿 Come on. Come on. Where's that damn car?
卖出一个房子将是你下一个很好的目标 Selling one would be a great next goal for you.
现在你应该感到骄傲 For now, you should be proud.
进人家家门是很好的一步 考虑到你之前的表现有多糟糕 Getting in the door is a good step, considering how bad you were doing.
嘿 我能不能跟你说件事 只有我们两个人知道 Hey, can I tell you something? Just between us?
当然可以 我非常值得信任 Sure. I'm very trustworthy.
其实我今天没进那扇门 I didn't actually get in that door today.
我只是给了那个人10美金 让我在屋里站一会儿 I just paid the guy ten bucks to let me stand inside a while.
为什么 Why?
不知道 为了杰克 懂吗 I don't know. For Jack, you know?
结果你骗了他 这绝对更糟糕 Well, you ended up lying to him, which is definitely worse.
对 是 感觉的确如此 Right, yeah. Feels that way.
嘿 乔伊 Hey, Joey?
我可以保守这个秘密 I can keep this a secret.
我只是担心 愧疚感会在 你今后的职业生涯中笼罩着你 I'm just worried it's gonna hang over your head the rest of your career.
嘿 你能 ... Hey, can you--
你能不能把这个给杰克 等他回来后 然后就告诉他说... Do you think you could give this to Jack when he gets back, and just tell him...
我很抱歉 -没问题 that I'm sorry? -Sure thing.
女士们 先生们 奏国歌 请起立 Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the national anthem.
该死... Shit. Shit.
可恶 雪儿 Goddamn it, Shirl.
拜托 Come on.
比赛开始 Play ball.
不 No!
在第五局结束时 15号强尼扎普 At the end of the fifth inning, number 15, Johnny Zapp.
雪儿 他都进门了 该死 他做到了 He got in a door, Shirl. Goddamn, did it.
杰克 你对他很公平 他没准备好不是你的错 You did right by him, Jack. Not your fault he's not ready.
第三击球手 你出局了 Third striker. You are out.
三 二 一 发射 Three, two, one, blast off.
嘿 是我们的广告 Hey, that's our ad.
去一个星辰之外的新起点 ...to a new beginning beyond the stars.
该死 雪儿 你把钱花在这个上了 你胆子可真大 Goddamn, Shirl. That's how you spent it? The balls on you.
光明面月球住宅是新型... Brightside Lunar Residences are the new...
看看这群人 想象一下如果他们都来买 Look at this crowd. Imagine if we sold all of them.
一系列家具齐全... Our collection of fully furnished...
杰克 你觉得怎么样 开创我们自己的地盘 What do you say, Jack? Making our own turf.
你也太不知深浅了 You're way out of your depth.
雪儿 我们该如何应付这种销售增长 Shirl, how are we supposed to handle this type of volume?
你不知道事情会如何发展 You got no clue how this is gonna play out.
家是幸福所在地 而非令人烦心的场所 在家里 你能自由自在... Home is where the happiness is, not the headaches. Where you're free--
做最好的自己 ...easy to be your best.
去生活 去爱 去笑 把紧张和压力抛诸脑后 To live, love and laugh, and leave the strains and stresses...
天啊... Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
这里可不是我放这些东西的地方 Well, that's not where I would have put 'em.
但是 嘿 上帝因此才创造了拖把 But hey, that's why God made mops.
销售员先生 千万别因为 在这儿帮太多忙而伤到你自己 Don't hurt yourself helping out too much there, Mr. Salesman.
看来你今天中头奖了 Guess you hit the jackpot today, huh?
所以在工作中还在梦游呢 That's why you're still half asleep on the job.
我可以自己打扫这里 -销售做得那么差啊 I can take care of this on my own. -That bad out there, huh?
我很高兴你回到现实生活中 Well, I'm just glad you're back in real life.
希望你能多待一阵子 Hope you can stay a while.
事实上 今天很顺利 我在中午前就卖了三套房 You know, the day went great, actually. I closed three before noon.
我的老板说:“新手生涯中最棒的一天” "One of the best days a rookie's had," my boss said.
真的 你骗我呢吧 Really? You pulling my leg?
谢谢你相信我 Thanks for believing in me.
不 嘿...不是这样 Oh, no. Hey, hey, not that.
那个公司真的快速发展起来了 And the company's really taking off.
杰克说有机会成为一个真正的职业 You know, Jack says it's an opportunity for a real career.
可不是 You don't say.
我猜人们一定真的厌倦了 地球上的生活 对吧 I guess people must really be getting sick of life down here, huh?
是啊 我是说 这能怪他们吗 Sure. Well, I mean, w-- Can you blame 'em?
我告诉你一件事 I'll tell you one thing.
我是绝对不会坐上那些火箭的 You're never gonna catch me in one of those rockets.
当然了... No, of course. Of course not.
天啊 你的整个商店都在这里 Boy, I mean, you have your whole store here.
这地方就是你的全部 I mean, this place is your whole world.
我告诉你吧 Lemme tell ya,
他们现在所拥有的火箭 简直让人难以置信 you would not believe the rockets they have now.
豪华座椅 鸡尾酒女招待 Plush seats, cocktail waitresses.
嘿 我知道这不适合你 Hey, I get it's not for you.
麦特 Myrtle?
嘿 麦特 Hey! Myrtle?
麦特 Myrtle!
嘿 杰克 看 Hey, Jack! Look.
嗨 乔伊 Joey, hey.
对不起 我提早离开了球赛 但是 I'm sorry that I cut out of the game early, but,
我只是想起我要见一个非常棒的客户 I just remembered I had this great lead to work.
我卖给他了一套C楼 I sold him a C-Plex.
我就知道你有这本事 孩子 I knew you had it, kid.
你具备必需的一切技能与天赋 Everything it's ever going to take, you got it in you.
我只是按你说的做 基本上就是“闻闻曲奇饼” Well, I just did what you taught me. "Smell the cookies," basically.
感觉如何 How did it feel?
无与伦比 The best.
我找不到比这感觉更好的了 I never found anything to beat it.
嘿 里面是什么 Hey, what's going on in there?
我们将要度过一个重要的夜晚 Well, we're about to have a big night.
是 我听到收音机里的广告了 Yeah, I heard the ad on the radio.
很不错 It's pretty neat.
不接电话吗 Aren't we gonna answer them?
我只是在等人来帮忙 Just waiting on a little help.
嗨 我是乔伊肖特 Hi, this is Joey Shorter
代表光明面月球住宅 -嗨 with Brightside Lunar Residences. -Oh. Hello.
女士 有什么我能帮忙的 And how can I be of assistance, ma'am?
没问题 当然了 Absolutely, of course.
我们有很多房型 我相信您一定很激动想要了解 Now we have multiple plans that I'm sure you'll be over the moon about.
有A楼 B楼 C楼 看您喜欢哪种 We have A-Plex, B-Plex or a C-Plex if you would prefer.
当然 D楼是我最开始买的 但实话说 Of course, D-Plex is, one that I started with, but honestly,
当我来到这里后 我知道了... when I got up there, I knew that...
字幕翻译:谭萱