(奈特的餐厅酒吧 免费停车)
奈特 再给我来一杯 Hit me again, Nat.
嘿 伙计 我的眼睛在这里 Hey there, fella. My eyes are up here.
请慢用 Bottoms up.
大哥 这汤好喝吗 How's that soup there, boss?
可能已经凉了 It's probably cold.
至少这些牡蛎饼干还不错 Well, at least the oyster crackers are still shipshape.
那么 你老婆快死了 So, is the wife dying?
你说什么 -还是说她早死了 What? -Or did she pass away already?
所以你才在这儿喝闷酒 Is that what you're over here drinking at?
我只是想要静一静 I'm just after some peace and quiet.
这对你老婆来说可是好消息 Well, that's good news about the wife.
家庭 人类最宝贵的财富 Family. Man's top treasure.
你的房子没有被烧毁 对吧 Your house didn't burn down, did it?
听着 先生 我自己的问题已经够多了 Look, mister, I got enough problems of my own.
不需要你跑来 再给我制造更多问题 懂了吗 I don't need you coming in here and making up more for me, okay?
等等 明白了 我突然想到 你是个好人 Wait, I got it. It just hit me. You're just a good man.
你这辈子一直勤勤恳恳工作 就为了给家人提供应有的生活 You worked hard your whole life to give this family the life that they deserve,
导致了你正在被债务淹没 and it adds up to you're drowning in debt.
还给你带来所有最新 最大的 无用垃圾 还有溃疡 痔疮 And all the latest-greatest, useless junk. And your ulcer and hemorrhoids.
当然 没有胃灼热 就像你猛吸航空燃油 点燃一支雪茄 Of course, not heartburn, like you guzzled jet fuel and lit a cigar,
这使每晚躺下睡觉都变成一种折磨 makes laying down to sleep every night a torture.
但是谁还需要睡觉呢 But who needs sleep?
当他们把你做了30年的工作 给了某个漂浮的铁皮罐头 When they gave your job of 30 years to some floating tin can
连你的尊严也一起给出去 对吧 and your dignity along with it, right?
所以这并不意外 也不羞耻 So, it's no surprise, no shame.
但你却在这里做白日梦 幻想能逃离这一生 But you're over here daydreaming the getaway of a lifetime,
径直从最近的桥上跳下去自我了结 straight down, right off the nearest bridge.
我跟你说 你到现在还没揍我一拳 I'll tell you, the fact that you haven't slugged me yet,
这说明你心中还有足够的希望 it means that you've got enough hope left in you
愿意去听我说一个能救你一命的词 to hear the one word that is gonna save your life.
你经常挨揍吗 You get hit a lot?
只有在我说错的时候会 不过很久没发生过了 Well, every time I'm wrong. But it's been a while.
你忘了说我有个女儿 You left out the part I got a daughter
她不接我的电话 who don't pick up the phone when I call.
你有什么神奇的词能解决这个问题吗 You got a magic word that fixes that one?
首先 我想给你看样东西 好吧 First, I just wanna show you something, okay?
这是什么 What's that?
这玩意儿来自静海 That is from the Sea of Serenity.
它在我们上方三十九万公里处 位于月球的光亮面 It's 243,000 miles above us, on the bright side of the moon.
是我儿子给我选的 这可是我珍爱的宝贝 My son picked that out for me. That's my prized possession.
哇 Wow.
就是这个 你自己说出来了 Well, there you go. You said it yourself.
什么 -“哇” What? -"Wow."
就是这个词 没有它 我们谁也活不下去 That's the one word none of us can live without.
我可以拍胸脯向你保证 And I will promise you this, hand on heart,
数百名幸福的人做担保 你会说... hundreds of happy folks to vouch. You'll be saying,
(光明面月球住宅 就连你也可以在月球上生活)
“哇 我太喜欢住在月球上” "Wow, I love living on the moon."
这又是一个我负担不起的东西 -你在哪儿看到价签了 That's another thing I can't afford. -Where'd you see a price tag?
先生 我不傻 I'm not stupid, mister.
不是傻 你只是被打倒 垂头丧气而已 No, you're just so beat down,
看到喜欢的东西 你会觉得它遥不可及 you see something you like, you think it's out of reach.
嘿 伙计 我的眼睛在这里 Hey there, fella. My eyes are up here.
这套是有游泳池的吗 还是... -我就住这个户型 Is this the one here with the pool? Or-- -That's the same model that I'm in.
这么说吧 这房子大到足以让你岳母来住 I'll tell you what, it's big enough that you can invite the mother-in-law
然后几天都见不到她 and not see her for days.
你就住这户型 You have that?
是的 我和家人们就住在C楼 Yep. Me and my family, right there in the C-Plex.
哇 Wow.
不如我把这个拿回家考虑一下 Why don't I take it home? I'll give it a think.
对 衡量一下优缺点嘛 Oh, right. The pros and cons.
完全正确 Exactly.
你知道谁会去衡量优缺点 像它一样的机器人才会 You know who does pros and cons? Hunks of metal like her.
所以它永远不会坠入爱河 高速飙车 繁衍后代 Which is why she'll never fall in love or drive too fast or have kids
或是做任何让生命有价值的疯狂事情 or do any of the crazy things that make life worth the price.
因此它每天都被困在同一天里 And it's why she's stuck in the same day, every day.
而像你我一样的傻瓜 While fools like me and you,
我们可以梦想一个更美好的明天 we get to dream on a better tomorrow.
该死 你笑了 Shit. You're smiling.
你知道吗 -老天爷啊 太扯了 You know that? -Jesus Christ. This is nuts.
重获健康是什么感觉 这一次别再让它溜走了 How's it feel to be back among the living? This time, don't let it slip away.
这是什么 -就是我们刚说的 What's that? -That's just what we said.
零首付 每月150美金 签个名就是你的了 Zero down, 150 a month, and it's yours for a scribble.
嘿 如果明天醒来你改变主意了 我们就把这合同撕毁 Hey. You wake up tomorrow, you don't like it, we rip it right up.
但是其实吧 还有个隐藏条件 But, you know what? There is a catch, though.
你得答应我 你会打电话给女儿 You've got to promise me that you're gonna call your daughter.
告诉她生命转瞬即逝和你爱她 And you tell her life is too short and you love her.
还有就是她的房间准备好了 And her room is ready
如果她想飞上去 花点时间陪老爸的话 whenever she wants to fly up and spend some time with Dad.
好的 Okay.
朋友 早上好 Morning, friend.
嗨 邻居 Hello, neighbor.
祝你有灿烂 欢声笑语的一天 Have a bright, smiling day.
好了 亲爱的 今晚见 All right, honey. I'll see you tonight.
拜 亲爱的 Bye, sweetie.
你好啊 我是出来送微笑的 Hi, there. I'm out delivering smiles.
真是只好鸟 Such a nice bird.
我的下一站到了 Here's my next stop.
不好 你先过 Oops. After you.
你好啊 我是出来送微笑的 Hi, there. I'm out delivering smiles.
在座的各位都是梦想家 对吧 No one here is not a dreamer, am I right?
但在这样的世界里不必做梦 因为你们在这里可以拥有一切 Not in a world like this, where you can have it all.
(光明面月球住宅)
这就是我希望你和你的家人们 能拥有的生活 And that's what I want for you and your families.
醒来就能看到地球升起 只需从卧室的窗户看出去 You wake up to the earthrise out your bedroom window.
看到你妻子在她的月球花园里 Your wife out on her lunar garden.
看到你儿子在零重力棒球场上接飞球 Your boy shagging flies on the zero-G diamond.
这是你们都应得的梦想 拜托 That's the dream you all deserve. I mean, come on.
为什么富人和名人可以把我们的月球 全都据为己有 这不行 先生 Why should the rich and the famous get our moon all to themselves? No, sir.
光明面住宅 The Brightside,
就在这里 平常百姓 可以重新开始 休闲放松 退休 that's a place for real people to start fresh, unwind, retire.
更不用说 这是你的一笔资产 子孙们将会因此感激你 Not to mention, you own an asset your kids will be grateful for.
所以请花一点时间 只需要一点时间 So, please, take a minute. Just a minute.
坐下来和我们顶尖的销售人员聊聊 And sit down with our top-notch sales associates.
开始过更加美好的今天和明天 And start living your brighter tomorrow, today. All right?
(从今天就开始过更美好的明天)
好了 感谢听我演讲 谢谢 All right. Thanks for listening. Thank you.
杰克 观众反响很不错啊 干得好 Warm room, Jack. Nice work.
房子卖掉后 我会跟买家们握手握到抽筋 I'm gonna have cramping from all the closing shakes in here.
我觉得自己应该比大多数人 都更喜欢你的演讲 I think I may have enjoyed your speech the most of anyone.
很好 好了 Good. Okay.
埃德 你去和前面新来的父母聊聊 Ed, you take the new parents up front.
提醒他们生活有时还是很有趣的 Remind them life is still fun sometimes.
这钱好赚 天啊 孩子们好喜欢我 Easy money. God, how babies adore me.
赫博 你去和老人们聊聊 聊高尔夫...别提税的事 Herb, you take Granny and Gramps. Golf, golf, and no taxes.
收到 明白 遵命 Got it, got it, and got it.
没理由完不成交易 No excuses for not cleaning up in here.
我不费吹灰之力就能把交易搞定 好吗 I can close in here with multiple seeping cold sores, okay?
我将会有出色的销售业绩 And I'm going to have an excellent sales performance.
这话我好像刚说过 -嘿 各位 I think I just said that. -Hey, guys.
记住 我们不仅仅是在卖房子 Remember, we're not just selling.
也在改变生活 -改变生活 We're changing lives. -Changing lives.
明白了... -好了 Got it. Got it. -Done.
看到那边那位先生和他女儿了 You see that gentleman over there and his daughter?
他们准备好了 去帮他搞定 They're ready to go. Take care of him, okay?
升级 优惠 我们所有的优惠 Upgrades, perks, everything we got.
通常这些我要征求总部的同意 Usually I run those by HQ.
雪儿 我们今晚会赚得盆满钵满 Oh, Shirl, we're gonna make them so much goddamn money tonight,
我们有能力成为好人 we can afford to be good people.
杰克比林斯先生 请看 Mr. Jack Billings, please.
该死 -怎么了 Damn it. -What?
斯坦詹金斯从月球上发来的 It's from the moon. Stan Jenkins.
他想让我们明天推进美景镇的项目 He wants us pushing through to Vistaville tomorrow.
他是个白痴 Well, he's an idiot.
在这里能赚很多钱 而且开过去要一整夜 There's good money here, and that's an all-night drive.
雪儿 别激动 他确实是 白手起家建立了这家公司 Easy, Shirl. He did build this company from scratch.
而他现在坐在月球上 And now he's sitting on the moon
以为自己比我们还要了解我们的地盘 thinking he knows our turf better than we do.
是的 也许他也是个白痴 Yeah, so maybe he's an idiot too.
但是难道美景镇的居民们 But don't the folks of Vistaville
没资格像其他人一样去过梦想的生活吗 deserve to live their dreams like everybody else?
超到了第二名的位置 把其他飞行器甩在了所有六个区域 Whizzing out to second. Leaving fliers flying in all six zones.
埃德 我一直在想你说的话 I've been thinking about what you said, Ed.
关于搬到上面住的事 月球可能会不错 About moving up there. The moon might be nice.
是 但不适合你丈夫 Yeah, not for your husband.
每个人都能得到他们应得的 So everybody gets what they deserve.
不 是吗 真的 No. Yeah? Really?
真的吗 那美景镇我来了 因为我的爱人和我... Yeah? Well then, here I come, Vistaville, 'cause my baby and me...
要去月球了 说真的 are going to the moon. Really?
你在美景镇工作过吗 能不能给点建议 You ever worked Vistaville? Just any tips from past experience.
工作过 但那是很久以前的事了 Yeah, but it was forever ago.
你听起来有点担心啊 杰克 You sound almost worried, Jack.
七号冲上来了 真是太棒了 天啊 我还以为结束了 Seven up, and what a whiz that is. Boy, I thought that was it.
太好了 加油 Yes. Come on.
你的这个乐趣要花多少钱 What's this fun time about to cost you?
没有很多钱 雪莉 我们从不认输 加油 A medium amount, Shirley. We never assume defeat. Come on.
出结果了 他出局了 And the throw's in, and he's out.
不 他没有 -失败了 No, he's not! -No zone!
你这个斗鸡眼 低智商 没用的废物 You cross-eyed half-wit limp-noodle bums!
这就是你带我们 搬到上面住的宏伟计划吗 Was that your big plan to get us up there?
(欢迎来到美景镇 找到你的地平线)
我在那里有家人 仅此而已 I got some family there, is all.
很好啊 家人是灵感的主要来源 That's great. I mean, family is a top source of inspiration.
还有动力 And motivation.
我告诉过你吧 我家贝蒂怀孕了 Like, I think I told you my Betty is expecting.
是双胞胎 他们说 养双胞胎的成本是养一个孩子的两倍半 Twins. Which they say is two and a half times the cost.
(美景汽车旅馆) I keep telling her, I've been working with Brightside two months now.
我一直跟她说 我在光明面工作两个月了
快九个星期了 -好了 赫博 我们到了 Well, nine weeks, almost. -Yeah, we're here, Herb.
没错 完美 Of course. Perfect.
好 不如你先进去 我要去个地方 Yeah. Why don't you head in? I got a stop to make.
不管是什么 我都很乐意帮忙 Whatever it is, I'd love to help.
你只要按门铃就行了 帮我把座位填满 You just start ringing those doorbells and fill the seats for me.
我能做到 当然没问题 Which I can do. Of course. You know?
交给我吧 谢谢 Got it. Thanks.
早上好 客人 要我帮你拿行李吗 Good morning, guest. Can I help with your bags?
(永恒泉水养老院)
你又赢了 You win again.
(宾果)
妈 -杰克 快过来 Oh, Ma. -Jacky. Come.
你发消息说你病危了 拜托 Your note said you were dying. Come on.
你希望这是真的 Well, you wish it were true.
不是 -总有一天会成真的 No. -One of these days it will be,
然后你会一直后悔 当初不该把我一个人丢在这个集中营里 and you'll regret every minute you left me alone in this gulag.
这几个月我很忙 It's been a busy couple of months for me.
我新晋成为地区经理了 我想我告诉过你 I'm with a new outfit, Regional Manager. I think I told you.
没关系 杰克 什么都不重要了 Doesn't matter, Jacky. Nothing matters anymore.
生活中的太多方面都令人伤心 It's all too sad in too many ways.
我知道 但不管遇到什么困难 我们总能挺过去 不是吗 I know. But whatever it is, we always get through it, right?
这次不会 Not this time.
玛丽出事了 杰克 你的玛丽 It's Marie, Jack. Your Marie.
她现在在医院 She's in the hospital.
在自家门口被一辆带有破鸟的货车撞倒了 Run down outside her house by one of those vans with the goddamn bird.
还有可怜的乔伊 And poor Joey.
你小儿子的母亲昏迷了 这谁能受得了 Your baby boy's mother in a coma. How can anyone stand it?
是 我知道了 Yeah, I know.
你知道什么 You know what?
我不知道 I don't know--
他...现在快20岁了 He's, you know-- He's almost 20 now.
他甚至都认不出我 He wouldn't even recognize me.
别想骗我 杰克 Don't try to fool me, Jack.
我看得出来你伤心欲绝 I can tell, you're heartbroken.
妈 我们离婚已经有18年了 Ma, she hasn't been my Marie for 18 years.
当然 我们都曾希望结局更好 And, sure, we all wish it worked out better.
但我想除了你之外 所有人都已经向前看了 But I think everybody has moved on except for you.
现在还不晚 去看看他们吧 It's not too late. Go see them.
他们不需要我去给他们添乱 They don't need me screwing things up for them
他们的麻烦已经够多了 more than they already are.
你可真是个天才 What a wiz you are,
每当生活中遇到困难 你总能说服自己不管不顾 for talking yourself out of every hard part of life!
我来了 不是吗 I'm here, aren't I?
嘿 这个新房间怎么样 Hey, how is the new room working out?
这花园景色不错吧 This garden view is nice, huh?
你和你父亲一个德性 You were the same with your father.
我还要去见些人 得走了 You know, I got people to meet. Gotta go.
先别走 杰克 再待五分钟 Don't leave yet, Jacky. Five more minutes.
爱你 妈 下次再聊 好吗 Love you, Ma. Next time, okay?
去看看他们 你儿子需要你 Go see them! Your boy needs you.
三 二 一 发射 Three, two, one, blastoff.
去一个星辰之外的新起点 To a new beginning beyond the stars.
月球 梦想之母 Luna, mother of dreams.
起先 它为地球提供了最重要的矿产资源 First, she was Earth's most critical mining resource,
后来 它成为了上流社会的娱乐场所 then the play-place of the upper crust.
但是现在 多亏了有远见的企业家 斯坦利詹金斯先生 But now, thanks to visionary entrepreneur Mr. Stanley Jenkins
和光明面公司 and the Brightside Corporation,
月球上的各种社区 为全人类提供应得的家园 she is host to the moon-based community all of us deserve.
我们公司提供一系列 Our collection of fully-furnished
家具齐全 物有所值 符合家庭预算的住宅单位 and value-priced units fit the family budget.
早上好 孩子 今晚有个大型销售会 Good morning, son. Big sales conference tonight.
家是幸福所在地 而非令人烦心的场所 Home is where the happiness is, not the headaches.
在家里你能自由自在 做最好的自己 Where you're free and easy to be your best.
去生活 去爱 去笑 To live, love, and laugh,
把满是紧张和压力的过去抛诸脑后 and leave the strains and stresses of yesterday's world behind.
(请来光明面)
请加入巴克曼泽尔 So join Buck Manzell,
电视节目《太空警长》中的明星 star of television's Space Sheriff,
以及我们这个独特社团中 其他勇敢的开拓者和幸福的家庭 and the rest of our exclusive club of daring pioneers and happy families.
更加美好的明天就从今天开始 And start living your brighter tomorrow, today.
(月球链接)
杰克 小子 能听到我说话 Jacky, boy! You read me?
还在和该死的地球人 争先恐后地上月球呢 Still caught up in that goddamn terrestrial rat race?
我听得清清楚楚 巴克 Loud and clear, Buck!
是《太空警长》里的那个人 莉安 就是他没错 That's the fellow from Space Sheriff, Leann. That's him!
想象一下 他到我们家里来借一杯糖 Imagine he came by for a cup of sugar.
那让我告诉你们这些好人 就像德州吐司一样真诚 Then let me tell these good folks. True as Texas toast,
在月球上的生活堪称完美 除了冰茶以外什么都没有 ain't nothing but ice teas and real-deal living up here.
不用打领带 没有收税的 No neckties, tax men.
没有蚊子 也没有交通堵塞 No mosquitoes or traffic jams.
那么 杰克 现在谁才是天才 So, who's the goddamn genius now, Jack?
巴克 完全赞同你说的这些 谢谢你打来电话 Well, you said it, Buck. Thanks for calling in.
对了 你们都别忘了 在星辰中我就是法律 And don't none of you forget, ain't no law in the stars but me.
你们都听巴克亲口说了 所以我就不 Well, you heard it straight from Buck, so, I won't
浪费你们的时间再说一次 waste your good time telling you twice.
但是 当我想到光明面住宅 想到我妻子在我们的月球花园中 But, when I think of the Brightside, my wife out in our lunar garden
想到我的儿子接飞球 在零重力...棒球场上 and my boy shagging flies on our zero-G diamond.
我的... My--
我的美好家庭... My beautiful family...
要不这样 给我解释一下 You know what? Explain this to me.
我们生活在触手可及的奇迹中 We live with miracles at our fingertips.
我们飞向星辰 分裂原子 我们有机器人负责倒垃圾 We fly to the stars, we split atoms. We got robots taking out the trash.
为什么... Why...
我们还在等着去实现梦想 are we all still waiting to live our dreams?
这... It--
在我们这行有个专业术语 Well, there's a technical term for that in my business.
叫做狗屁交易 That's called a shit deal.
我们最好的日子都在过去 Our best days are piling up in the rearview,
正是这种激励着我们继续前行的希望 and that hope that keeps us going,
正在消失 让我们疲惫和绝望 it's wearing down to the bone.
有些人正在失去所爱之人 Some of us are losing people we love.
就一瞬间的事 And just like that,
现在一切都太晚了 any day now, that turns into too late.
永远失去了 Gone forever.
因为我们不是为当下而活的每一天 Because every day that we're not living for now...
此刻我们正在等死 right now, we're waiting around dying.
一次许一个空洞的承诺就够了 One empty promise at a time.
我不会再等下去了 该死的 I'm not waiting around anymore, goddamn it.
你们也不该再等下去了 And neither should you.
现在就行动起来 The time is now...
后悔比死亡更糟糕 and regret's a killer worse than death.
很多内容还没说呢 There's still a lot they haven't heard about yet.
我们能不能同意绝望不是个最大的卖点 Can we agree that hopelessness is not a top-seller?
各位 谢谢你们能来 Thanks for coming out, folks.
乔伊 恭喜你在星辰中有了新家 Congratulations, Joey, on your new home in the stars.
谢了 赫博 Thanks, Herb.
说实话 You know, to be honest,
这个出现的时机非常好 this is actually coming at a pretty great time.
刚刚的演讲... And that speech...
我觉得他是在对我说话 you know, I felt like he was talking right to me.
不管怎样 再次感谢你 Anyway, thanks again.
你看起来像是喜欢拥有私人空间的人 You look like a man who likes his personal space.
来看看开普勒陨石坑 Have a look at Kepler Crater.
土地面积很大 非常安静 景色很美 Big lots, very quiet, beautiful views.
那些外星人怎么办 What about all them aliens?
坦白地说 Well, not to put too fine a point on it,
其实吧 没有外星人 but, there's no such thing.
是啊 你当然这么说 Yeah, says you.
你不认识我 但我认识你 You don't know me, but I know you.
我们都认识另外一个人 And we both know the same other person.
他说你赌博一直在输 让你不能健康活着 And he said you've been losing too many bets to stay healthy.
等等 Well, wait.
你以为我在这里干什么 不就是为了赚钱还给那个人 What do you think I'm doing here? Besides getting that person their money.
拜托 给 好吗 给你 Come on, here, okay? Here.
你早上再来 我一定会有更多钱 好吗 Come back in the morning, I will definitely have more, okay?
好吗 Okay?
格雷顿护士请到全息手术室 Nurse Grayton to the holographic operating theater, please.
(321房间)
比林斯先生 Mr. Billings?
我今天在销售会上买了D楼 I bought a D-Plex today, at the sales conference.
多亏了您 我是乔伊肖特 All thanks to you. Joey Shorter.
嗨 小伙子 很高兴认识你 我想...我一定是走错楼层了 Hey, kid. Nice to meet you. I think-- I must be on the wrong floor.
对 这层楼里都是重症病人 Oh, yeah. I mean, this floor has got the pretty tough cases.
里面那位是你妈妈吗 Is that your mom in there?
是 Yeah.
深表遗憾 孩子 -没关系 Very sorry, kid. -It's okay.
真希望我知道该说什么安慰你 -你今天早上说的话 Well, wish I knew what to say. -Well, what you said this morning
真的改变了一切 比林斯先生 你知道吗 really made all the difference in the world, Mr. Billings. You know?
我再也没让自己对任何事情抱有期待 I haven't let myself look forward to anything,
自从发生这一切后 since all this happened.
你这些话对我来说胜过一切 孩子 Well, that means the world to hear you say that, kid.
乔伊 我能跟你说点事吗 -当然可以 Can I tell you something, Joey? -Sure.
我要给你升级成 更好的住宅单位 我来出钱 I'm gonna upgrade you to a nicer unit, on me.
这样的话 如果你的爸爸或女朋友 That way, if your dad or your girlfriend
想上去看你的话 -太棒了 wants to come up and visit... -That's amazing.
我是说 我其实没有女朋友和爸爸 但是... I mean, I don't really have a girlfriend or a dad, but...
嘿 没有他们 你也活得很好 Well, hey, you're doing great without them.
你妈妈真是个幸运的女人 能有你这样的儿子 And your mom is a real lucky lady to have you.
先生 谢谢 Thanks, mister.
“恭喜你 一个奇妙的新世界在等着你 "Congratulations. A fantastic new world awaits you.
欢迎来到光明面月球住宅” Welcome to the Brightside Lunar Residences..."
再来一轮酒 Another round of the good stuff.
谁要是告诉你 男厕所里小便池上的冲水装置 Anybody tells you that the flush mechanism on the men's urinal
是一个零事故的设备 那他就是个骗子 累赘 知道吗 is an accident-free device is a liar and a liability, okay?
你是指你刚冲下去的那东西吗 You mean the thing you just push down?
很搞笑 雪莉 我可能再也不会和你握手了 That's very funny, Shirley. I may never shake your hand again.
还好你今天没有签成任何订单 不用握手 Then it's good you didn't have any sales to close today.
赫博 Oh, Herb.
要知道 不知怎的 你销售一单比我的零业绩还要可悲 You know, somehow your closing one is sadder than my zero.
从技术上讲 我的更好 Technically, it's better.
是啊 闭嘴吧你 赫博 知道吗 真正的悲剧就是 Yeah, shut up, Herb-- See, this is the true tragedy
杰克坑了我们 然后把我们留下来等死 of Jack fucking us and leaving us to die in a ditch.
这让兄弟间针锋相对 It sets brother against brother.
别怪杰克 你是被小便池打败的 Don't blame Jack you got beat up by a urinal,
如果你真的坚持这个说法 if you're really sticking with that story.
雪莉 都是小便池的锅 为什么只怪杰克呢 Urinal all the way, Shirley. And why stop at Jack?
搞砸事情的都是老板们 然后再让忠诚的员工们替他们擦屁股 It's every boss who ever shat the bed and made his loyal troops lie in it.
就像在该死的月球上 那个该死的斯坦詹金斯 Like Stan freaking Jenkins up there on the goddamn moon.
斯坦 太感谢你了 他甚至都不知道 下面有我们这群人存在 Thanks a lot, Stan. He doesn't even know we exist down here,
更别说我们流血流汗地拼命打工 还迫切需要钱 let alone sweat and bleed and need money,
还被不法分子弄成残疾 and get unjustly fucking crippled.
如果杰克真的不在了 我们还有工作吗 If Jack is really gone, do we still have a job?
直到有人告诉我们没工作前 我们都有工作 We have until someone says we don't.
因为我可能需要通知贝蒂 如果我失业的话 'Cause I'll probably need to inform Betty if I'm unemployed.
好了 别再歇斯底里了 杰克会回来的 All right, nobody get more hysterical. Jack's coming back.
我跟你打赌 五赔一 I will give you five-to-fucking-one on that.
肯定要有非常充分的理由 There would have to be a really good reason
才会让杰克抛弃我们 让我们等死 for Jack to just leave us to die alone in a ditch.
虽然他当时看起来很沮丧 And while he did look pretty upset,
如果他真沮丧的话 他肯定会告诉我们的 he definitely would have told us if he actually was,
因为我们的团队就像在职场上的家人一样 because our team is like our family, except at work.
所以 可能一切都很好 So, probably everything is just fine.
赫博 太谢谢你了 我感觉好多了 -那就好 Thanks a lot, Herb. I feel a lot better. -Good.
在 进来吧 Yeah, come in.
让您在这里住得更愉快 Here to make your stay more pleasant.
等等 Wait.
祝您今晚愉快 Have a wonderful evening.
(光明面 美景镇 佳景台地124号 乔伊肖特先生亲启)
客人您好 我可以帮您安排交通工具吗 Hello, guest. May I help you with your transportation?
比林斯先生 Mr. Billings?
比林斯先生 -嗨 孩子 早上好 抱歉 我不能聊天 Mr. Billings! -Hey, morning, kid. Sorry, I can't chat.
嘿 是 我不想麻烦您 Hey. Yeah, I hate to trouble you,
但我觉得我的申请好像出了问题 but I think there's been a mix-up with my application.
看 这是早上从月球寄来的 See, I got this this morning from the moon.
我想我一定是被拒绝了什么的 I guess I must have gotten rejected or something.
对 这些... Yeah. These--
是那些该死的负责信贷的人 他们甚至连半个人都不算 It's the damn finance guys, they're not even half-human.
你觉得我能和他们谈谈吗 他们退给我的钱太多了 Do you think I could talk to them? They gave me back too much money.
别白费口舌了 你会有很好的地方去用这钱的 Don't waste your breath. You're gonna find a great way to use it.
对 但我不想要这些退款 Right, but I don't want it back.
我在这里一无所有了 I got nothing for me down here.
好的 孩子 Okay, kid.
你到了上面也要面对这些问题 Your problems will be waiting for you up there too.
那可不一定 You don't know that.
一定的 我比任何人都知道 I do. Better than anyone.
我希望看到顾客们高兴 而不是做傻事 明白吗 I like to see my customers happy, not playing themselves for a fool. Okay?
这么说是你取消了我的购买订单 So you canceled my sale then, huh?
知道吗 你是... You know, you're--
你大谈特谈什么我该掌控自己的人生 You talked a big game about me grabbing hold of my life,
但是原来你比我自己 还要了解我的人生 对吧 but then you know my life better than me, right?
先生 你真是满口屁话 You're full of shit, mister.
说得好 孩子 说得太好了 That was nice, kid. That's nicely done.
去死吧你 Screw you.
这是我唯一期待的事 The one thing I had to look forward to...
你的人生中还有其他的事值得期待 Well, you know, there are other things.
你是个很棒的孩子 你敢于维护自己 You're a great kid, you're not afraid to stick up for yourself.
随机应变的能力也不错 Not too bad at thinking on your feet either.
说明你有潜力 -对 天啊 谢了 That's the makings of something. -Oh, yeah, wow, thanks.
我知道我刚才看到了什么 我给你10%的销售提成 Well, I know what I just saw. And I'd start you at 10%.
这不是治愈疾病或阻止战争的高尚职业 It's not curing diseases or stopping wars,
但有时候 给人们一个新的梦想 but sometimes, giving folks a new dream to dream
会改变一切 你会做得很好的 can make all the difference. And you'd be good at it.
工作中我可以教你几件事 I could teach you a few things along the way.
你又在骗我 Are you lying to me again?
抱歉了 孩子 Sorry about that, kid.
这是一个诚信的买卖 Here's an honest deal.
你来为我工作 You come work for me,
很快在这里你就会忙得不可开交 and pretty soon you'll have so much going on for you down here,
你就会忘记要逃到月球上去 you'll forget all about running away to the moon.
我没有任何... I don't have any...
像样的衣服穿去上班 nice clothes.
那我们最好给你买套西装 Well, we better get you a suit then.
好了 上车吧 All right, hop in.
出发 我们要去改变生活了 Here we go. We got lives to change.
这是... -对 乔伊 Is that-- -Yeah. Joey.
会成长为一个很棒的年轻人 Gonna shape up into quite a young man.
天啊 杰克 Wow, Jack.
他好帅 你们两个都是 He's beautiful. The both of you.
谢谢你严厉批评我 他需要有人支持他 Well, thanks for kicking my ass about it. He needed somebody.
这感觉比梦想成真还要好 This is better than a dream.
妈 我爱你 Love you, Ma.
法律的声音 The voice of the law!
希望我没有遇到麻烦 Hope I'm not in trouble.
我热爱生活 杰克 多亏了你 我才能住在光明面 I'm loving life, Jack. Living on the Brightside, thanks to you!
巴克 谢谢你 Thank you, Buck.
你知道对我来说最重要的就是 看到我们的客户高兴 You know it means the world to see our customers happy.
老天啊 杰克 Oh, Lord, Jack.
别告诉我说你没戴头盔 没穿防护服就出去了 Don't tell me you've been out there without your suit and helmet.
不用担心 他们有一个泡泡 能覆盖整个地区 No need to worry. They got a bubble, covers this whole place,
保证我们的安全 keeps us safe and sound.
对 Right.
有时我会忘事 但你们考虑到了一切 I forget sometimes, but y'all thought of everything.
没有你们的话 我不可能有今天的生活 Well, couldn't have done any of it without you.
我现在要回地球上去了 好吗 I'm gonna head back down to Earth now, okay?
好吧 你还不能离开 All right, don't you think of leaving
要先去向詹金斯先生表达敬意 without paying your respects to Mr. Jenkins.
我肯定会先致敬再走 I'd never.
回头见 警长 整个银河系就在你的手中 Well, I'll see you around, Sheriff. The galaxy is in your hands.
各位 嗨 这位是乔伊肖特 Guys! Hey. We got Joey Shorter here.
埃迪 赫博 乔伊肖特 雪莉斯特德曼 Eddie, Herb. Joey Shorter, Shirley Stedman.
静海 The Sea of Serenity.
字幕翻译:谭萱