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《我们的生活》前情回顾 Previously onThis Is Us...
你可以亲吻新娘了 You may now kiss the bride.
"我决不会让你迷失" 女人的字迹 "I would never leave you lost." in female handwriting.
这是封情书吗 This a love letter?
看 胸罩 Look, a bra.
就在这个带花图案的披肩旁边 And it's right next to some kind of floral wrap thingy.
你觉得他昨晚和谁睡了 Who do you think he slept with last night?
可能是婚礼歌手 菲利普的朋友 It could be the wedding singer. Philip's friend.
她昨晚参加了排练 She was at the rehearsal last night.
而且他们还聊天了 And they were talking.
等等 Wait.
你看到索菲看他的眼神了吗 Did you see that look Sophie just gave him?
他俩之间也有很多过往 They have crazy history together.
但等等 她结婚了 But wait. She's married.
-对 这不是她的风格 -说得对 - Oh, yeah. That's not her MO. - Mm. No.
-还有卡西迪 他的女伴 -是的 - Then there's Cassidy, his plus-one. - Right.
但只是朋友 Just as a friend, though.
哥 说真的 So, for real, bro,
你昨晚到底干什么了 what happened with you last night?
这个就说来话长了 Oh, man, it's a long story.
很精彩吗 Is it a good story?
情人节快乐
凯文致艾拉 你愿意做我的爱人吗
凯文致金 你愿意做我的爱人吗
凯文致安娜 你愿意做我的爱人吗
离大日子还有一天
现在几点了 你们知道时间吗 What time it is. You guys have the time?
我们的彩排晚宴马上就要开始了 Uh, we're about to have our rehearsal dinner.
-你有其他事要忙吗 -没有 - Do you have somewhere else to be? I don't... - No.
我完全不是...这个意思 No, that's not what I was... talking about at all.
她真的很会唱 对吧 She's really something, huh?
*坠入爱河* *Falling in love...*
这是皮尔森家的魔咒 不能看热辣的歌手 Pearson kryptonite. Hot singers onstage
在台上演唱经典摇滚曲目 singing rock classics.
-我爸就是这样爱上我妈的 -是啊 - It's how Dad fell for Mom. - Yeah.
唱的是《月影》 对吧 Oh, uh, "Moonshadow," right?
我总得复习一下关于皮尔森家的知识 I had to brush up on my Pearson trivia
才能好好迎娶一位皮尔森回家 before, you know, marrying one.
咱们去跟其他客人打个招呼吧 Let's go say hi to somebody else.
-好啊 祝你们开心 -好 - All right, have fun. - Okay.
*牵起我的手* *So, take my hand...*
-今天挺帅啊 皮尔森 -非常感谢 - Looking good, Pearson. - Oh, thank you very, very much.
你今天也不赖哦 You're not looking so bad yourself.
我化妆了 等不及想洗脸了 I'm wearing makeup. I can't wait to wash my face.
不过我知道我很美 But also, yeah, I know.
-你还知道呢 -必须的 - You know. - I do.
*但是我* *But I...*
-保姆说"美女" -哎哟 - Manny say "Slut." - Well, hey.
这句台词倒是很新鲜 你好 Haven't heard that one before. Hi.
-我是奥利弗 菲利普的表兄 -我是凯文 - Oliver. Philip's cousin. - Kevin.
我听说 咱们两个 Oh. So, I, uh, hear you and I
是这场婚礼仅有的两位单身男性 are the only eligible blokes at this shindig.
你打算向谁展开攻势 有想法吗 Any thoughts on who you want to go for?
我可不想侵犯你的领地 I-I don't want to step on any toes
或者扰了你的兴致 or cross any swords.
除非你想玩点刺激的 U-Unless you're into that.
没有 其实 我只是想来 No. I... You know, I was... I was actually just here
为凯特和菲利普庆祝一下 所以... to celebrate with Kate and Philip, so...
好吧 Okay.
你慢点 别摔着 Okay. Easy. Easy.
稳点 不要着急 Yeah, you got it. Pace yourself.
-那是奥利弗 -好吧 - Oliver. Yeah. - Hmm.
怎么了 What?
别装了 Come on, man.
我们都知道你一整天了 We both know you've been staring
都在盯着那扇门 等着索菲走进来 at that door, willing Sophie to walk through it all day.
没有 我根本不知道你在说什么 No, I don't even know what you're talking about.
我完全没有在等谁 I have not been doing any of those things.
过去几年你见过她几次 How many times have you seen her in the last few years?
就两次 一次是她妈妈的葬礼 Just twice. You know, I saw her once at her mother's funeral,
后来就是凯特和菲利普的订婚派对 and then I saw her again at Kate and Philip's engagement party.
她已经结婚了 小凯 She's a married woman, Kev.
别在凯特的婚礼上闹出什么绯闻 Don't cause any drama at our sister's wedding.
我和索菲之间没什么问题 放心吧 Look, Sophie and I are cool. All right, man?
我们... We're...
完全不需要担心 Nothing to worry about.
行吧 Right.
*我无法自控* *I can't help*
*坠入爱河* *Falling in love*
我们的生活 第六季第十四集
*爱上了你* *With you.*
索菲 见到你真开心 Sophie, it's so good to see you.
你肯定累坏了 You must be so tired.
是啊 我看起来就很疲惫吧 Oh, my gosh, I must look it. I just had
-这趟飞机确实坐得很折腾 -大学怎么样 - a really, really long plane ride. - How's college?
你和凯文对异地还适应吗 How are you and Kevin handling the long distance?
我... 这个... Oh. Um... It's, uh...
我知道很难 Yeah, I-I know it's rough,
你们坚持住 but hang in there.
好 Yeah.
我见到你真的很开心 Well, it's-it's really wonderful to see you again.
-我也很开心 -好 - Mm. It's good to see you, too. - Yeah.
首先很抱歉这样打扰你 I'm just so sorry about all this,
我叫阿丽尔 um, but I'm Arielle,
我即将给你一个很大的拥抱 and I'm gonna give you a big hug right now.
-好吧 -好 - Oh. Yeah, okay. - Okay.
你能看到我身后那个男人吗 Can you see the man behind me?
可以 他叫奥利弗 Oh, yeah. That's, uh, that's Oliver.
-他还在吗 -他还在 - Is he still there? - He is still there.
-真对不起 -没事 - I'm so sorry. - Yeah.
我一直想告诉你 I-I've just been meaning to tell you,
我真是太喜欢你了 I am your biggest fan!
季终那集太精彩了 I mean, that season finale?
我都没想到 I mean, I didn't know
情景喜剧居然能这么暖心 a sitcom could be so heartwarming!
-非常感谢你的认可 -对 - Well, thank you very, very much. Um... - Yeah.
休·格兰特的反义词离开了 Hugh Grant's opposite has-has left.
-我觉得你安全了 -谢谢 - I think the coast is clear. - Thank you.
没问题 为了粉丝应该做的 Yeah, no problem. Anything for a fan.
其实 我没看过你的剧 Actually, I've never seen your show.
-好吧 -我其实听广播比较多 - Yeah. Yeah. - I'm just more of a podcast person.
没关系 我完全不介意 No, honestly, I couldn't be less offended, really.
那边... That's, uh... It's... You know,
我打算去跟一个老朋友聊一下 I'm-I'm gonna go talk to an old friend real quick.
-当然 -好吗 跟你聊天很开心 - Of course. Mm-hmm. - Okay? It was good talking to you.
-我也是 -回见 - You, too. Okay. - Okay, I'll see you. All right.
-爸爸 爸爸 -你俩来了 - Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! - Ah! Hey! Ah, there you are.
你俩想干什么 你俩想干什么 What do we got? What do we got?
我们能去篝火旁做烤棉花糖饼干吗 Can we go make s'mores at the bonfire?
可以吗 拜托爸爸 Can we? Can we, please?
那个糖分太多了 你们妈妈怎么说 Uh, this is a lot of sugar. What'd your mom say?
她说只要你能找到食材就可以 She said it's fine as long as you get the stuff to make them.
食材还得让我找是吧 As long as I get the stuff to make them.
如果你不嫌麻烦的话 If it's not too much trouble.
不 我不嫌麻烦 那就做烤棉花糖饼干吧 No. No, I don't think it's too much trouble. S'mores it is.
好吗 All right? Yeah?
你们有烤棉花糖饼干了 You get s'mores.
最好拿件外套 Oh, we better get a jacket.
-是的 -可能会很冷 - Yeah. - It's gonna be cold.
你确定这不是你的吗 Are you sure this isn't yours?
不 这不是我的行李 No, this-this is not my luggage.
相信我 我能看出来这是不是我的箱子 Trust me, if this was my bag, I would know.
如果我是你 我就会假装这是我的 Well, if I were you, I might just pretend it's mine to see
看看里面有什么 what the heck is inside this thing.
所以 你确定吗 So, are you sure?
-确定 -女士 - Yes. - Ma'am?
你确定那不是你的箱子吗 Are you sure that's not your bag?
发生什么了 Uh, so, what-what happened?
-机场弄丢了你的行李吗 -是的 - The airport lose your luggage? - Yep.
现在我彻底完了 Now I'm totally screwed 'cause,
我只随身带了一条应急内裤 you know, I just have this emergency pair of underwear,
因为千万不能 'cause you never want
-穿着脏内裤被送进急救室 -被送进急救室 -to get stuck in an ER with dirty drawers. -Stuck at the ER.
-那是你妈妈首要的 -那是我妈妈唯一的 - That's your mom's number one... - That's my mom's only... Yeah.
要求 ...rule. Yeah.
所以该怎么办 我要怎么帮你解决 Uh, okay, so, what do we do? How do I fix this?
-怎么帮你找点衣服 -镇上大部分商店 - How do we get you clothes? - Most of the stores in town
半小时内就会关门了 close in half an hour.
这里店铺都很早关门 Things shut down early here.
-你和格兰特租车了吗 -没有 - You and Grant rent a car? - Oh, no.
没有 其实他被留在纽约了 No, he, uh, he actually got stuck in New York.
说来话长 没什么好说的 It's a long, boring story.
-工作上的事 -我可以载你去 - Just had to work. - Um, I could drive you.
-不用麻烦了 -没事的 - Oh, you don't have to. - It's okay.
反正我得去趟镇上拿点东西 I got to run into town and grab some stuff anyway.
我可以载你 I'll-I'll drive you.
真的吗 你确定 Really? Are you sure?
当然 没问题 Yeah. It's not a problem.
-好 -好 你能把车开出来吗 - Okay. - Okay. Can you pull the car around?
-当然 马上就去 -好了 走吧 - Of course, right away. - Yeah? All right, come on.
我为凯特和菲利普租的 I rented it for Kate and Philip.
所以 不开这辆 就只能开高尔夫球车了 So, it's either this or a golf cart.
好吧 Okay.
请上车 Shall we?
新婚
这有点不合适 对吧 Just, uh... This is a lot, right?
嗯 明智之举 Yeah, that's probably a good call.
给你 Yeah. Here you go.
好了 Okay. All right.
抱歉 我们关门了
抱歉 小菲 Sorry, Soph.
看来这就是最后一家店了 Looks like this was our last option.
干洗店
我有办法了 I think I have an idea.
-你好 -你好 - Hi there. - Hi.
我们要关门了 Just about to close.
抱歉 你会不会恰好有一些 I'm sorry, you don't happen to have
没人认领的衣服 a rack of unclaimed clothes, do you?
我是来这里参加婚礼的 Look, I-I'm in town for a wedding,
机场弄丢了我的行李 and the airport lost my luggage.
我... 我是真的没办法了 I just... I'm really in a bind here.
小心碰头 Watch your head.
看看那头带红标签的衣服 On the other side with a red tag.
好的 很好 谢谢 Okay. Great. Thank you.
-我们尽快 我保证 -谢谢 - Uh, we'll be fast, I promise. - Thank you.
这是离婚后我妈妈教我的小技巧 This is a little trick my mom taught me after the divorce.
生活很拮据 所以我们得节衣缩食 Money was tight, so we used to go thrifting.
你从没告诉过我 You never told me that.
是没有 那也不是什么 Um... Yeah, well, it's not exactly something
值得到处炫耀的事情 that you go around bragging about, you know.
快点 帮我看看 Come on, start looking.
遵命 遵命 Oh. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
你的孩子们怎么样了 Um, how are... how are your kids doing?
他们很棒 Oh, uh, they're incredible.
他们很棒 我知道所有父母 They're incredible. And I know that's something
都会说他们的孩子很特别 that all parents say, you know, that their kids are special.
我的孩子们很特别 My kids are special.
他们真的很特别 非常特别 They really are, though. They... They're special.
他们很与众不同 真的很与众不同 And they're so different. They're so different.
弗兰妮是个很早熟的小女孩 Franny is this, um, really precocious little girl.
她总是在问问题 好奇心很强 She's always asking questions. She's very curious.
尼奇是个很调皮的孩子 And Nicky is this, uh... a wild child
他总是想都不想就开始做 who dives into things headfirst without even thinking.
有时候真是完全不想 Sometimes literally.
-似曾相识啊 -是的 - Sounds familiar. - Yes.
报应啊 那孩子真是个五岁大的小莽汉 Karma. It's a five-year-old running with scissors.
这件或许可以 Oh, this might work.
的确 Oh, yeah.
我们刚才好像经过了试衣间 And I think that we passed a dressing room
-就在那边 -很好 - right there. Yeah. - Oh, great.
你能帮我拉着这个吗 因为... Um, can you, uh, hold this up 'cause it's...?
当然 Oh, yeah, sure.
-没问题 -谢谢 - No problem. - Thank you.
交给我了 You got it.
对了 我最近... Oh, hey, I, uh...
我最近在杂志上看到了一张你的照片 I recently saw a picture of you in some magazine
你看起来像村民乐队的成员 looking like one of the Village People.
是的 那个 Oh, yeah, that, um...
那是《GQ》的造型 That was the GQ profile.
我想为非营利组织争取一些曝光度 I was trying to get press for the nonprofit,
他们坚持让我戴顶硬帽子 and they insisted that I wear a hard hat,
所以就看起来那样了 so that's, uh, what that was.
我看到之后都笑了 Oh. Well, it made me smile.
至少初衷是好的 At least it was for a good cause.
好了 你可以放下帘子了 Okay, you can let down the curtain.
是吗 Yeah?
好的 All right.
这件很合适 Yeah, this'll do.
是的 Yeah.
我觉得这件挺好 I-I think you'll get by just fine.
一开始我们不确定 So, yeah, at first we weren't sure
会不会有人感兴趣 但其实 there'd be any interest, but there's actually a...
这个的需求很大 There's a big demand for it.
那些退伍军人...他们想建立圈子 These vets, they want... they want connection, you know?
他们想要自己的社群 They want community.
对了 有个叫汉克的人 Actually, this guy Hank,
我上周在施工基地见过他 at a foundation pour last week,
他说与同样状态的退伍军人在外工作 he tells me that working outside with vets just like him
让他感受到了... gave him these little-- get this--
一隅宁静 pockets of peace.
对 他说以前 Yeah. Peace that he said
从没想过还能体会到这种感觉 he didn't think he'd ever be able to find.
真好 一隅宁静 Aw. Pockets of peace.
-我喜欢这说法 -我也是 - I love that. - Me, too.
在大城市救死扶伤感觉如何 So, how's saving lives in the big city?
-进展顺利吗 -其实... - How's that going? - Um, you know what?
我目前正在 I'm actually saving lives
柏林的一个小镇救死扶伤 outside a little town in Berlin at the moment.
是德国柏林吗 Is that the-the German Berlin?
因为我知道德州有叫巴黎的地方 Because I know there's, uh, there's a Paris, Texas.
《巴黎 德州》是一部德国公路电影
-不是 就是德国那个 -好吧 - Uh, yeah, no. No, it's the German one. - Okay.
我目前的工作是名旅行护士 I'm-I'm working as a traveling nurse now.
-我不知道还有这种职业 -有的 - I didn't know that was a thing. - Yeah. Yeah.
我妈去世后 Um, after my mom died,
我找到了她列的清单 I found this list that she wrote.
写的是她生前想去旅行的地方 Um, it was all these places that she wanted to visit.
所以我也列了自己的清单 So I made my own list.
然后我们去了 And we went to
意大利度蜜月 Italy for our honeymoon.
然后去了巴黎 And then Paris.
-是法国的那个 -稍等一下 - You know, the French one. - Wait, hold on a second.
你是说法国也有地方叫巴黎吗 Did you say that there's a French one?
法国确实有巴黎 There's a French one.
对 然后我朋友跟我说了旅行护士的差事 Yeah. And then my friend told me about this traveling nurse gig,
-于是我就上任了 -听起来很有趣 - so I just jumped on the opportunity. - Sounds like fun.
但你和格兰特一定不好过 It's got to be tough, though, all that long distance
得忍受异地恋 对吗 肯定不太... with you and Grant, right? I mean, that can't be...
对 有这个问题 Oh, yeah, it is, but, um,
但我可以工作一阵 you know, I can work for a chunk and then,
然后休息一阵... you know, take a stretch off and...
-是啊 -嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah.
但我得承认 夜间航班折磨死我了 I will admit, the, uh, the red-eyes are killing me.
-是吗 -嗯 我变老了 - Yeah? - Yeah. I'm getting old.
-你变老了吗 我才是老了 -别这么说 - You're getting old? I'm getting old. - Oh, please.
凯文·皮尔森是冻龄之身 Kevin Pearson doesn't age.
凯文·皮尔森会老 我都开始长白胡子了 Kevin Pearson ages. My beard's coming in gray.
-才没有 -真的 我在考虑染一下胡子 - No, it's not. - It is, it is. I'm thinking about dyeing it.
就在这边 Right here on the corner.
-你来看... -我不相信你 - Check it out. Look at... - I don't believe you.
-凑近点 看这里 -我看看 - Get in there. Take a look. - Let me see. Let me see.
-天呐 -对吧 - Oh, my God. - Yeah.
你长白胡子了 You have gray hair.
你不许染胡子 You are not allowed to dye that.
我说我只是考虑去染 I said I was thinking about dyeing it.
不行 我不允许 No, I forbid it.
去年 尼奇从健身格子架上摔了下来 Last year, Nicky fell off the jungle gym
脸被划了道大口子 and cut his chin pretty bad.
伤口很深 It was deep,
我觉得他可能需要缝几针 and I thought maybe he was gonna need stitches.
我第一个想到的念头就是 And the first thought that came to my mind
我应该打个电话给你 was that I should call you.
我想"给索菲打电话 发张照片 I thought, "Call Sophie and send her a picture.
她就能教你怎么处理了" She'll tell you what to do."
你当时可以打来的 You could have called.
对了 我猜你在旅途中一定累坏了 You know, y-you're probably exhausted from traveling.
我们该回去了 对吗 We should probably get back, right?
不用 感觉我已经累过劲了 No, I think I just got a second wind.
-看这景色 -嗯 - Check out that view. - Yep.
感觉你很幸福 小菲 我... You seem really happy, Soph. I'm...
很高兴你找到了对的人 I'm glad you found someone.
我确实很幸福 小凯 I am really happy, Kev.
我也离婚了 I'm also divorced.
庆祝时刻 欢迎来到凯特和菲利普的订婚聚会 感谢你的到来
你还好吗 Hey, are you okay?
我说了她会跟她老公一块来 I told you she was gonna be here with her husband.
是啊 Yeah.
我挺好的 没关系 Yeah, I'm-I'm okay. That's fine.
因为其实 已经... Because, you know, it was like...
好 我就去打个招呼 没大问题 All right, I'm just gonna go say hi. No big deal.
保持冷静就行 Just be super cool.
绝对的 十分感谢... Totally, yeah. Oh, thank you very much...
-天呐 -糟糕 - Oh! Oh, my God. - Oh, shoot.
-没关系 -洒了很多 我帮你...不不 - Okay. No, it's okay. - That's a lot. Let me-- No, no.
我去拿点纸巾 别急 I'll get a napkin. No, no,
-我马上就回来 -没事 不用了 - I'll be right back. - It's fine. No, I'm fine.
好的吧 还能再尴尬点吗 Oh, good, this isn't awkward at all.
还好 洒的是白葡萄酒 Well, at least it was, um, white wine.
是啊 Yeah.
好的 给你 我浸了点苏打水 All right, here you go. Get some club soda on that.
-谢谢 -应该能清除...我可以帮你 - Oh. Thanks. - It's supposed to take out the... I can help you.
-不用了 我自己来 -也许我不该... - No, I got it. I'm good. - Probably shouldn't...
我是格兰特 Uh, Grant.
-终于见到你了真好 -我是凯文 - It's nice to finally meet you. - Kevin.
我知道 其实我... Oh, I know. Yeah, I've, uh,
我在布鲁克林的每班地铁上都见过你的乳头 I've actually seen your nipple on every subway car in Brooklyn.
是啊 皇后区有些车也有 Yeah, a few in Queens, too.
是啊 那是我的招牌广告 Yeah, my Des Resistance ad.
我已经给他们露过五年乳头了 It's, uh, I've been their nipple guy for the last half decade now.
实在太可笑了 It's absolutely ridiculous,
但赚的钱能供我的双胞胎读大学 所以... but the money goes towards my twins' college, so...
双胞胎 肯定很难搞 Wow, twins, that has got to be a handful.
确实有点 但其实 Can be, can be, but, you know,
他们每天都会给我惊喜 所以... they blow my mind every day, so...
我知道那种感觉 I know the feeling.
我挺喜欢那个人的 I actually liked the guy.
真的 实话说 我感觉他很可靠 I did, I thought he was a really solid dude, honestly.
我以为他... I-I thought he was...
对 他那时是挺可靠 I mean, yeah, he-he was.
现在也是 Is. He is.
所以我当初才会被他吸引 不过... That's why I was drawn to him in the first place, but...
我只是没有办法... I just wasn't...
不聊这个话题也没事 We don't have to talk about it.
没事 没关系 Oh, no, it's-- I'm-I'm fine.
已经结束一段时间了 It had been over for a while.
我们后来就只是装装样子 We were just going through the motions.
但整个过程 感觉像是... You know, but the whole thing, it just kind of,
逼着我变得更成熟 you know, it forced me to grow up.
-是吗 -我只花了45年时间 - Yeah. - It only took me 45 years.
45年吗 45 years?
-我只用了44年 -好吧 - Only took me 44. - Oh, okay.
以前的凯文一定会一直烦我 You know, the old Kevin would be bugging me
让我解释为什么不早点告诉他 to explain why I hadn't told him sooner.
才不会 拜托 离婚后我已经成长了 No, come on, I've grown up since then.
我现在跟以前不一样了 Different person now.
你为什么不早点告诉我 Why didn't you tell me sooner?
我不知道 我就是... Oh, I don't know, I just...
我得自己先放下了 You know, I needed to make peace with it myself
才能跟别人聊这件事 before I could talk about it with anybody else.
你妈还以为我们是夫妻 Your mom still thinks we're married.
医生说这个病是全家的病 The doctor calls it a "Family disease,"
确实如此 and, boy, it is.
我们所有人的情绪都像是坐过山车 And we're all on this emotional roller coaster.
前一分钟 她还知道她在哪 还认识我 A-And one minute, she knows where she is and who I am
下一分钟 她就迷失在另一个 and in the next minute she's lost out at sea
完全不同的时空 她会把我当成另一个人 in another time entirely and I'm-I'm someone else to her.
天啊 God.
凯文 我很遗憾 Kevin, I'm so sorry.
这听起来太难承受了 That sounds impossible.
那你现在有恋爱对象吗... So, are you, you know, dating or...
-你说我吗 -你有谈恋爱吗 - Am I dating? - Have you been dating?
算是谈过几次吧 Well, uh, you know, little bit, I guess.
我去年交了个女朋友 I was in a relationship last year
我以为也许有希望 不过还是分了 that I thought maybe had potential, but, uh, it fizzled out.
我最近基本就是这样 It's sort of my pattern these days, you know?
其实我一直都这样 All my days, actually.
我专注于我的孩子们 I-I focus on my kids.
我专注于我的孩子们和公益活动 因为... You know? I focus on my kids and the nonprofit because...
我觉得... I think...
我觉得我在谈恋爱这件事上总是接连受挫 You know, I think I have this series of failing at-at dating.
我就...总是找不到那个正确的... I'm-- I just, I-I can't find the right, um...
-我的...她... -我知道 - my-my... sh... - I know.
-是啊 -好 - Yeah. - Yeah.
你冷吗 You cold?
嗯 Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
给你 Here you go.
爸 我想要双层的 Dad, I want mine double-stuffed.
-我也要 -是吗 - Me, too. - Yeah?
双层棉花糖来了 Doubled-stuffed it is.
爱吃糖的小鬼们 真没想到啊 My little sugar fiends, how did I know?
你今晚要睡不着了吧 You're not gonna sleep tonight, are you?
-压根睡不着 -早点起床... - Not a wink. - Get up early...
-晚安 -明天见 - Good night. - See you tomorrow.
这... That's, uh...
索菲... Sophie, um...
你的头发还是原来的味道 Mmm, your hair smells the same.
-不是原来的味道 -什么意思 - It's not the same. - What do you mean?
是植感哲学的 在商场我一眼就能挑出来 It's Herbal Essence. I could pick it out of a lineup.
不 我换洗发水了 凯文 No, it's not the same shampoo, Kevin.
好吧 Okay.
怎么了 What?
我得走了 I should go.
怎么 怎么了 What-What's-what's happening?
不行 我不能这样 I just, I can't, I can't do this.
什么 等等 我... What-- Hold on, I-I...
为什么不行 就因为我喜欢你洗发水的味道吗 Why not, because I-I liked the smell of your shampoo?
不 因为你应该喜欢我头发现在的味道 No, because you should like how my hair smells now,
而不是以前的味道 not how it smelled in the past.
-索菲 拜托 -抱歉 - Sophie, come on. - I'm sorry.
什么 我真的不懂 What-- I-I'm so confused.
我不明白这是怎么回事 I don't understand what's going on.
我和格兰特之间有个私下里玩的梗 You know, Grant and I used to have this inside joke
就是每次在电视上看到你 that whenever you were on TV,
他都会假装快进 he would pretend to fast-forward.
而且他会模拟那种 You know, and he would make the sound,
老旧数字录像机的声音 like the old TiVo used to make.
某个周二的晚上 你在电视上出现 Well, some random Tuesday night, there you were again, on TV,
他像往常一样这样做 我... and, you know, he did the thing like he always did, and I...
我尽力配合他 我努力了 但... I tried to play along with it, I-I did, but...
我不知道 我就是 不想再继续了 I don't know, I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
我也不知道那一刻是怎么回事 I don't know what it was about that moment,
但我就是意识到... but I just realized...
我永远没法快进跳过你 that I'm never gonna be able to fast-forward through you.
你对我的影响力就是这么大 凯文 That's the kind of hold you've had over me, Kevin.
我就是一直无法放下你 我... That's how much I have carried you with me. And I...
我也一直没有放下你 小菲 真的 And I have carried you with me, Soph. I have.
听我说 Look...
这一切太沉重了 It's too much.
凯文 真的太沉重了 Kevin, it's too much.
我们之前有几十年的过往 We have decades of history between us.
是啊 可这有什么不好吗 Yeah, why is that a bad thing?
因为我不能倒退回过去 Because I c-- I can't go backwards.
我不想倒退回过去 I don't want to go backwards.
-我不能 我做不到 -我不懂... - I can't. I can't-- I can't do this. - I don't...
-我不能 抱歉 我很抱歉 -我... - I can't, I'm sorry, I'm just-- I'm sorry. - I...
给他来杯姜汁啤酒 Hey, he'll have a ginger ale.
对 只要一点冰就好 Yeah, and just a little ice.
-你喜欢喝这个 对吧 -对 - That's your drink, right? - Yeah.
我喜欢喝这个 That's my drink.
我喜欢观察人们 I like to watch people.
这是我最喜欢的事之一 It's one of my favorite things to do.
尤其是在酒店的酒吧里 Especially at hotel bars.
你会观察人们 记下笔记 You watch people and you take notes
然后日后用来敲诈他们吗 and then you-you use it as blackmail later?
不是 我观察人们 No, I make observations
然后据此来写歌词 and write song lyrics about them.
至少我在尝试 Or at least, I try to.
那你今晚的最佳观察是什么 So... what's your best observation about this evening?
"你坐立难安" "You shift unsteady in your seat,
"把大门望穿" "Your sight line at the door.
"你轻抿酒杯 呼吸深邃" "You sip your drink, deepen your breath.
"你在等待谁" "Who are you waiting for?
"不 我决不会让你" "No, I would never leave you
"迷失在无人涉足的世间" "Lost on this unchartered ground.
"即使只能看一眼" "With just one glance,
"我也甘愿冒险" "I'd take my chance
"让我们把彼此寻见" and let us both be found."
这写的是你 It's yours.
是啊 Yeah.
嗯 我听出来了 你... Yeah, I got that. You...
你很善于观察 You are observant.
天啊 我...这... Oh, gosh, I'm-- That...
-我把氛围弄尴尬了 -不 是我让你读的 - Now I made it awkward. - No, I asked you to read it.
谢谢 这... Thank you. That's, uh...
其实我感觉很受宠若惊 It's ac-- It's very flattering, actually.
谢谢 Thank you.
我该回去了 I should call it a night.
这个你留着吧 Keep it.
你确定吗 You sure?
晚安 Good night.
喂 小子 Hey, kid.
你是在扮演五十度"灰头土脸"吗 You look about 50 shades of hangdog.
-发生什么了 -说不清楚 大概就是 - What the hell happened? - I don't know. You know, it's like,
我花了半个晚上和索菲谈心 I spent half the night talking to Sophie, right,
而另外半个晚上呢 and then the other half of the night
又有人在纸巾上写诗来勾搭我 I-I'm getting hit on through napkin poetry.
-什么 -真的 - What? - Yeah.
这整件事情 我简直不能... It's just, the whole thing, I-I just, I don't...
老天 我恨死婚礼了 God, I hate weddings.
-你明白吗 -我懂 - You know? - Yeah.
你怎么这么晚了还不睡 What are you doing up so late?
我得搞点冰过来 I got to get some ice.
我和伊迪想玩玩看... Edie and I are gonna try this thing where...
-你别说了 细节不用告诉我 -什么 - No, you don't. No, you do not do that to me. - What?
-我不想知道 没人想听这个 -什么 - Don't want to know. No one wants to hear that. - What?
好吧 Okay.
我觉得... 可能这样也挺好 Yeah, I don't-- Maybe this is a good thing.
我都觉得 我不会再爱了 You know? I think I-- I think I'm just done with love.
-好吧 -对吧 - Yeah. - Yeah.
这大概也是好事 It's probably for the best.
爱是一种很麻烦的游戏 Love is a tricky game.
就和醉鬼弹球差不多 It's like that damn Dipsy Doodle.
那是什么 醉鬼弹球是什么 What is it? What's a Dipsy Doodle?
是我以前玩的一种弹球游戏 It's a pinball game I used to play.
破游戏 坑了我好多钱 Friggin' game sucked me in.
那玩意可贼了 因为吧... It was a shifty bastard, 'cause...
我总是试图记住它发给我的球 You know, I always kept track of the balls it let me have...
可球总是变个不停 ...but it always changed.
就在我以为玩完了的时候 又会再来一次机会 Just when I thought I was done for, I'd get another shot.
你得盯牢你所有的球 You got to keep your eye on all the balls.
-能不能别说球的事了 -球 - Stop talking about balls. - Balls.
我能跟你单独聊一下吗 Can I talk to you for a minute in private?
-可以 -好 - Sure. Sure. - Okay.
我得去搞点冰块 我和伊迪打算... I have to get some ice. Edie and I are gonna...
-别 别 求你了 -差不多行了 - Oh, no, no, please. -That's the end of the story.
没有人想知道 No one wants to know anything about
-你们想拿冰干什么 -我可不想听 - what you're gonna do with that. - I don't want to hear that.
-她... -没人想听 - She... - Nobody wants to know.
不就是... 行吧 Just-- okay.
-好了 抱歉 -没事 - Okay. Sorry. - That's okay.
-我知道已经很晚了 -没有关系 - I know it's really late, but, um... - No, it's all right.
-我的确是需要你帮个忙 -好 - ...I do really need your help. - Okay.
我一直想把这条裙子拉链拉下来 I've been trying to get this dress unzipped
折腾了半小时了 for, like, a half an hour.
估计是夹到布了 And I think it's stuck on the fabric.
你能帮我拉开吗 Um, do you think you could get it for me?
行啊 Yeah.
-我试试看 -好 - I can try. - Okay.
看到了吧 See?
-好了 -可算好了 谢谢 - There we go. - Oh, there we go. Thank you.
你介意我在你的洗手间把它换掉吗 And do you mind if I change in your bathroom? I just...
我实在是恨不得下一秒就把它脱下来 don't really want to wear this, like, a second longer.
-没事 当然可以 -好嘞 - No, I don't mind. Sure. - All right.
-我马上回来 -好 - I'll be right back. - Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you.
不过 我真的需要找个对象了 I really do need to find someone, though.
总不能一需要解裙子就来麻烦你吧 I can't keep bothering you every time I need a dress unzipped.
但那样的话 我每晚还得跟那个人 But then I'd have to share the details of my life
事无巨细地聊人生 追剧账号也要共用 with someone else every night, share a Netflix account.
算了 我还是来麻烦你吧 Forget it, I'll just bother you.
卡西 你从来不是麻烦 你知道的 Cass, you're never a bother. You know that.
你知道吗 You know, um...
尼奇叔叔刚才在跟我说什么.. So, Uncle Nicky was saying something to me about, um...
他说 他觉得你是我的球 Well, he-he said-- he thinks you're my ball.
-你的什么 -就是一个糟老头的比喻而已 - Your what? - It's a stupid old man metaphor thing,
不过 他大概是想说 but he-- basically, he was saying that...
也许我们应该... maybe you and I should, um...
-我们应该... -好啦 小凯 - We should be... - Come on, Kev.
我刚认识你的时候 不想跟你在一起 I mean, when I met you, I didn't want to be with you
因为我整个人一团糟 而你是个既无趣 'cause I was a train wreck and you were a vapid,
-又愚蠢的烂人 -谢谢啊 - idiotic mess. - Thank you.
我们现在是都振作起来了 可是... You know, and we have our act together now, but...
情况依旧 even still...
你不是我要找的人 ...you're not my person,
我也不是你要找的人 你明白的 and I'm not yours, and you know that.
是 我明白 Yeah, I know that.
我明白 I do.
但你基本算是我最好的朋友了 But you're pretty much my best friend.
也是我老板 And my boss.
你也算是我最好的朋友 Well, you're pretty much my best friend, too.
而且你知道吗 你是我最好的员工 所以 And you know what? You're my best employee, so...
我感觉你更喜欢汉克一些 I feel like you like Hank better than me.
好吧 我可能是更喜欢汉克一点点 I mean, I-- Maybe I like Hank a little bit better than you.
你肯定能排到前两名 You're definitely in my top two.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
你今天晚上消失了好一阵子 Um, you were kind of away for a while tonight.
你还好吗 Is everything okay?
我很好 我很好 I'm all good. I'm good.
好 Okay.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
加油 小凯 打起精神 Come on, Kev, pull it together.
芬礼 Marriage.
我们今天共聚在这场芬礼 Marriage is what brings us together today...
女士们先生们 感谢各位今天到来 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for gathering today.
我们相聚在此 庆祝凯特和菲利普... We've come together to celebrate Kate and Philip...
但随着我们长大 But the older we get,
时间开始向我们逼近得越来越快 the faster time just seems to come at us.
不过 在这条人生路的前方 That doesn't mean there aren't still
依然有快乐的暑假 summer vacations to be enjoyed.
依然有彼此传递的爱 There's still love to be shared.
只不过这一切都会来得快上许多 It just all happens much faster.
*朋友们 是时候了* *Well, my friends, the time has come*
*让我们热闹起来 享受一番* *To raise the roof and have some fun...*
哥 说真的 So, for real, bro.
你昨晚到底干什么了 What happened with you last night?
这个就说来话长了 Oh, last night-- It was a long story.
很精彩吗 Is it a good story?
我还判断不了 I don't know yet.
索菲离婚了 Sophie's no longer married.
她现在是单身 She's a single woman.
-奶爸说什么 -我就知道 - Manny say what? - I knew it.
我就知道 这下案情瞬间清晰了 I knew it. This cracks the case wide open.
我去找麦迪逊 I got to go find Madison.
丽贝卡 Oh, Rebecca.
你唱得太好听了 Your song was so beautiful.
甜心 谢谢你 Thank you, sweetheart.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
是因为凯文 对吧 It's Kevin, isn't it?
我爱我的儿子 但他确实是个蠢货 I love my son, but he is an idiot.
确实 He is.
他已经二十岁了 他也应该二十了 但是... I mean, he is 20 years old, he's supposed to be, but...
但现在的时机确实不合适 The timing is just off right now.
他还没准备好跟你相守 He isn't ready for you.
将来也许会 但... He will be, but...
还需要一段时间 ...it's gonna take a while.
可我不知道你能不能等到那个时候 And I don't know if you can wait around for that.
换做是我 我也不知道能不能等那么久 I mean, personally, I don't know if I could.
但一旦时机成熟 But when the timing is right...
他一定会做得很好 ...he's gonna be so great.
是啊 Yeah.
哥 信息量很大啊 Wow, that's a lot, man.
-确实 -没错 - Really is. - Yeah.
让我梳理一下 So, let me get this straight. Um...
你念念不忘的初恋女友终于单身了 the woman you've pined after for years is finally single,
但你却觉得很郁闷吗 and you're depressed about it?
就是 我不想 Just-- I don't want to...
我不想再搞砸一次了 I don't want to mess it up again.
这次你不会再搞砸了 老大 That's not gonna happen, Captain.
可我们每次走到一起 S-- Every time we see each other,
都会毁掉彼此的生活 实在是... we blow up each other's lives, it's-it's...
我不想再重蹈覆辙了 我... I don't want to do that, I don't...
我不想再伤害她了 don't want to hurt her again.
你在干什么 你在想什么 What are you doing? What are you thinking?
-我在想现在该说些什么 -好 - I'm thinking about the right thing to say here. - Okay.
我觉得此刻你正处于人生的关键时刻 I feel like you're at a moment in life where you need
急需听到非常睿智有帮助的建议 really smart, really sound advice.
-没错 是的 快说吧 -对吧 好的 - Yes. Yes, please. - Yeah. Okay. Yep.
很好 所以接下来 Okay, so this is...
-接下来就是我的建议 -请说 - This is what I got. - Okay.
在我们小的时候 Buffalo Bills lost the Super Bowl
布法罗比尔队曾经连续四年在超级碗中惜败 four years in a row when we were kids.
-你还记得吗 -当然 - You remember that? Yeah. - I do.
-可我不是布法罗比尔队 -我想说的不是这个 - I'm not the Buffalo Bills. - That's not what I'm saying.
-继续 -我想说 每次超级碗之前 - Okay. - Anyway, before every Super Bowl,
商家都会准备标有决赛双方标志的商品 they make Super Bowl champion merch with both teams on it
这样无论哪队获胜他们都有东西可卖 对吧 so they have stuff ready to go no matter who wins, right?
-没错 -但一旦一方落败 - Mm-hmm. - But once a team loses,
大家就不再想要亚军队伍标识的商品了 they don't want the stuff with the losing team on it.
他们不会想要"超级碗冠军 They don't want "Super Bowl champion
-布法罗比尔队"运动衫 -是的 - Buffalo Bills" sweatshirts. - Hmm.
那么你知道那些商品最后会怎么处理吗 So, do you know where that stuff used to go?
我估计你接下来会揭晓答案 I bet you're gonna tell me.
-其他大洲 -是吗 - Other continents. - Yeah?
非洲 亚洲 Africa. Asia.
其他任何需要运动衫的国家 Any and every nation in need.
所以在九十年代初期的连续四年里 So, for four consecutive years in the early '90s,
布法罗比尔队的世界冠军周边商品 there were world champion Buffalo Bills merch
在其他大洲上大量销售 flooding other continents.
我 我搞不懂你想说什... I-I don't know where you're going...
小凯 有成千上万人从小就认为 Kev, there are tens of thousands of people
布法罗比尔队是有史以来 who grew up thinking that the Buffalo Bills
最厉害的队伍 were the greatest team of all time.
这个世界非常疯狂 真的 The world is friggin' insane, man.
很多事都毫无道理 It makes no sense.
但是你和索菲在一起 But you and Sophie together,
比很多事都合情合理得多 now, that makes more sense than most things.
这一次你一定不会搞砸 You're not gonna screw it up this time.
我确定 I know it.
谢谢 Thank you.
-和你聊两句 -好的 - Talk to you? - Yeah.
-可以吗 好的 -当然 来吧 - Yeah? Okay. - Yes, sure.
说吧 Yes. Um...
-听我说 -我本来打算去找你的 - Listen... - I was actually gonna come over and...
我不希望你成为一颗球 I-I don't, I don't want you to be a ball
一颗把我撞到其他球上的球 that I just bounce off of to get to another ball.
-什么 等等 你先别说了 -我 - What? Wait, just stop. I... - I...
听我说 这一次换我来先说 Listen, y-you don't get to give a speech this time.
好吗 这次轮到我了 Okay? It-It's my turn.
好的 Okay.
我这辈子有很多年都在祈祷 Look, I-I have spent years of my life
祈祷着你长大 祈祷着你成熟 praying that you would... you would grow up.
然后 But...
时间到了现在 二十年之后 Now here you are, 20 years later...
你终于成长为我一直笃定 ...and you're finally the man that I always knew
你会成为的样子 you possibly could be.
虽然最初说实话 我不相信 At first, I-- honestly, I didn't believe it,
我们居然真的可以在对的时机重聚 that we could finally be in the right place at the right time.
你能懂吗 You know?
也不相信我居然能成为最好的自己 And that I would finally be the best version of myself.
但我做到了 But I am.
而你也成熟了 And you are.
可我也不知道 我就是害怕了 And... I don't know, I freaked out.
我昨晚那么害怕是因为我不希望 I freaked out last night because I just don't,
我不希望我们又变回 I don't want us to fall back
过去的我们 into the old versions of ourselves.
你能明白吗 You know?
我希望你爱着的 是现在的我 I need you to love me for the woman that I am now,
而不是曾经的那个我 not the woman that I was.
因为你也不是过去的样子了 'Cause you're not the man that you were.
而我也想爱上成长蜕变后的你 And I want to fall in love with the man that you've become.
我刚刚... 我说得好乱 That was a ram-- that was a ramble.
-说得太乱了 -没有 - I rambled. - No.
你刚刚想说什么 What were you gonna say?
你刚才也提到不希望重蹈过去覆辙 Well, I-I think in lieu of you not wanting to repeat
借鉴这一点 我觉得我还是... the patterns of the past, I think it's-it's better if I...
你直接说 No, just say it.
-好吧 我觉得借鉴于你说... -够了 - Okay, again, I think, in lieu of you... - Stop saying
别再"借鉴"了 你这词都没用对 "in lieu of," you're not even using the word correctly.
-真的吗 -当然 - Really? - Yeah.
你 你刚刚想说什么 Wha-What were you gonna say?
凯文致索菲 你愿意做我的爱人吗
同学们 我们班来了位新同学 Okay, class, we have a new student.
大家来欢迎索菲·茵曼 Everyone, this is Sophie Inman.
小菲 我一直都没放下你 I've always carried you with me, Soph.
太棒了 Yeah.
这就对了 There you go.
太好了 Yeah!