我们齐聚一堂 We are gathered here today
在杰克和丽贝卡的四十周年结婚纪念日 on Jack and Rebecca's 40th wedding anniversary
见证他们重申婚誓 to witness a renewal of their vows.
我们的生活 第二季 第十八集[季终]
希望你很享受作为我未婚妻的最后一天 I hope you're enjoying your last day as my fiancee,
因为等到明天的这个时候 because by this time tomorrow,
你就是我明媒正娶的老婆了 you're gonna be my straight-up wife.
你还好吗 Uh, you doing okay?
当然 怎么了 Of course. Yeah-- why?
没什么 Oh, no reason.
就是担心这么大的一场婚礼 You know, just doing this whole big wedding thing
你爸爸不在 我怕你心里难过 without your dad's gonna be hard, and we're here
婚礼地点又在你家的度假屋 at the family cabin, which is probably bringing up
原创翻译 双语字幕
怕你触景生情 千万别变成逃跑新娘 a lot of memories-- please don't Runaway Bride me.
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-求你别临阵脱逃 -托比 - Please don't Runaway Bride... - Toby.
我不会的 I would never.
翻译 青椒 春天里的小熊 Alex
你跟我来 But will you come with me?
我给你准备了惊喜 I have a surprise for you.
我最喜欢惊喜了 I like surprises.
翻译 肥嘟嘟 小拾柒 冬麟
这个送给你 This is for you.
翻译 Lynn_宁 小食人魔 capitaljack
谢谢 Thank you.
哇 快看 Oh, look.
校对 青椒 红枫
是个用过的领结 It's a used bow tie.
这可不是普通的领结 Oh, not just any used bow tie.
这是莱斯利·尼尔森 This was worn by Leslie Nielsen
时间轴 大葱 cci小白
在《白头神探之终极毁辱》中戴过的 in Naked Gun 33 1/3: Final Insult.
-所以 -你一定是在逗我 - So. - Shut your freaking face.
后期 8T
这是莱斯利·尼尔森戴过的吗 Leslie Nielsen worn this?
没错 Yeah.
我想谢谢你 I just wanted to thank you.
总监 红枫Gabriel
为了这场我梦寐以求的婚礼 你付出了很多 You've gone out of your way to make this my dream wedding.
我想在我最喜欢的地方度过美妙的一天 You know, just one beautiful day at my favorite place.
我知道我的一些选择有点... And I know that my choices are kind of...
有点诡异 they're weird.
我也知道在宾客留言簿旁边 I know it's not normal to have my dad's urn
放我爸的骨灰缸很不正常 next to our guestbook.
多么个性的宾客签名处 It's a fun twist on the sign-in station.
好吧 而且我还选了他的代托纳海滩T恤 Okay, and to have his Daytona Beach T-shirt
新娘结婚可穿或带一件旧物 代表她继续与她的家人和她的旧生活的关系
作为婚礼的"旧东西" as my something old.
我知道这样很奇怪 It's weird, and I know.
如果我家媳妇带着包袱来了 Listen, if my boo comes with baggage,
那我就付个手续费 I'm paying the handling fee.
很喜欢你用坐飞机来比喻 I love your airline metaphors.
那就好 因为我已经拿到了起飞许可 Well, that's good, 'cause I'm cleared for takeoff.
-没错 每个人都要有 -妈的 - Yes. Everyone. Okay? - Aw, damn it.
每人都要送凯·托比开酒器 Everyone gets a Ka-Toby wine opener,
此外还有一瓶香槟 外加一份香薰蜡烛 they get a bottle of champagne and they get a scented candle,
都这时候了 你怎么才开始装礼物 now, why are you just now starting with the gift bags?
不不不 等等 No, no, no. Hold on, hold on.
别找借口 赶紧动手 Don't justify it, fix it.
好 Okay.
好 今晚见 兰德尔 好 Yeah, I'll see you tonight, Randall. Okay.
没关系 No, it's fine.
没事 不必担心 我和兰德尔 It's fine. Don't worry about it. Randall and I,
整个婚礼策划都由我们来负责 we have this whole, uh, wedding planner thing all figured out.
你一根手指都不用动 You do not have to lift a finger.
托比 你该准备去机场了 Toby, you should be getting to the airport.
好吗 你妈妈5:28落地 你爸5:46落地 All right? Your mom gets in at 5:28, your dad gets in 5:46.
好吧 我这就去 Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
顺便说一句 接他们回来的路上会很痛苦 T-this car ride is gonna be a nightmare, by the way.
我的父母 只要一见面就会吵架 My-my parents, whenever they're together, all they do is fight.
我爸总催着我妈赶紧跟男朋友结婚 My dad's constantly pressuring my mom to marry her boyfriend.
她要是跟蒙蒂结了婚 If she marries Monty,
我爸就不用再支付赡养费了 then, my dad doesn't have to pay alimony anymore.
说来话长 It's a whole thing.
我觉得他想让你赶紧走 宝贝 Okay, I think he wants you to go, babe.
-我也觉得是这样 -对 - I think he wants me to leave. - Yeah.
好吧 那之后见 All right, well, I'll see you later. Mwah.
明天见 等着你穿婚纱走向我 I'll see you tomorrow, at the end of the aisle.
谢谢你的礼物 Thanks for this.
一路平安 Be safe.
我去看看餐品准备得怎么样了 I'm gonna go check on these caterers.
有些人根本不知道 Some of these clowns wouldn't know an amuse-bouche
什么叫开胃菜 if it bit them on the ass.
小凯 Hey, Kev?
-怎么 -你觉得... - Yeah. - Do you think
爸爸会同意吗... that, like, Dad would've been okay...
婚礼在这里举行 you know, us having it here?
在度假小屋 At the cabin?
当然 Yeah.
爸爸肯定很开心 Dad would've loved it.
凯·托比
宝贝 准备好去度假小屋了吗 Hey, babe. You about ready to head up to the cabin?
马上了 Almost done.
已经在尽力加快速度了 Going as fast as I can.
一个袋子里装了两瓶 Got two bottles in one bag.
能不能清醒点 兰德尔 Get your head out of your ass, Pearson.
你没事吧 You okay?
就是赶着帮凯特准备这个 Just scrambling to get this done for Kate.
之前发生了很多事 Things have been a little hectic around here.
没多少时间 Haven't had much time.
黛佳 Hey, Dej.
你是不是很期待这周末 You excited about this weekend?
我等不及让你见见我表妹佐伊 I can't wait for you to meet my cousin Zoe.
她要给凯特和托比拍婚礼照片 She's gonna take Kate and Toby's wedding photos.
她这人特别酷 Yeah, she's the cool one.
在我家里 她是最酷的那个 In my family, she's the cool one.
在我家我居然不是最酷的那个... Can you believe that I'm not the cool one in my fa...
-好吧 -你们都打包好了吗 - Okay. - Hey, are you all packed? We're gonna be leaving
等我弄完这些袋子 我们就出发 as soon as I finish with these bags.
我们居然要去参加 I can't believe we're going
在森林里办的什么鬼婚礼 to some dumbass wedding in the woods.
天啊 她嘴巴真毒 Man, she's mean.
我怀念黛佳经典版 I miss Deja Classic.
不 No.
我们第一次见她时是黛佳经典版 Deja Classic was when we first met her,
那时候的她安静沉闷 and she was all quiet and sullen.
我怀念黛佳2.0版 那时她习惯了我们 I miss Deja 2.0, when she was all used to us and sweet,
特别贴心 嘴上说我的笑话都很冷 and she told me all my jokes were corny,
但她其实很喜欢 but secretly, she liked them.
我感觉她听到她妈跟法官说 I feel like the moment she heard her mom say to the judge
她想放弃一切监护权的时候 that she wanted to terminate all parental rights,
像是触碰了某个开关 something switched in her.
是的 Yep.
好吧 我们带上女儿们 出发吧 Okay. Let's grab the girls and head out.
等等 等等 Uh, wait. Wait.
能不能进行一下那个环节 Can we just do our thing?
就是单纯说出自己心中 Where we say all the bad things
一切可怕的想法 不评判 不反驳 that we're thinking; no judgment, no censorship?
你想现在玩"最糟糕状况"吗 You want to play worst-case scenario, now?
我就是想说出来 I just got to get it out of my system.
好吧 那来吧 All right, let's do it.
黛佳一直想不通 最后进了监狱 你说 Deja never turns this around and ends up in jail. Go.
她可能在我们睡觉时杀了我们 到你 She might kill us both in our sleep. Go.
她可能在我们清醒时杀了我们 你来 She might kill us both not in our sleep. Go.
她会让苔丝恨我们 最后去跳钢管舞 到你 She'll make Tess resent us and end up on the pole. Go.
等等 苔丝恨我们 黛佳成了钢管女郎 Wait, Tess will resent us, and Deja will end up on the pole?
还是苔丝恨我们 而且最后去跳钢管舞的 Or Tess will resent us, and also be the one who ends up
-也是苔丝 -两个都成了跳钢管舞的 - on the pole? - Both on the pole.
可怕 Damn.
你现在好点了吗 Out of your system now?
是 Yeah.
-好的 -谢谢 - Okay. - Yeah, thanks.
这件真漂亮 That's really pretty.
不行 Nah.
只是 It's just...
感觉有点浮夸 feels a little flashy.
我明天不想做任何让凯特感觉 I just-I don't want to do anything to make Kate feel
我想抢她风头的事 like I'm gonna make tomorrow about me.
为什么她会那么想 Wha-- now, why would she think that?
因为我总惹她生气 做错事 说错话 Because I put her on edge by the things I do or say
或者没说话 甚至是我呼吸的方式 or don't say or... the way I breathe.
但明天是她的婚礼 But tomorrow's her wedding day,
可我感觉自己像是一个行走的杰克提示器 and I just feel like I am this walking reminder of Jack.
她失去了他 You know, he's the one that she lost,
却被迫要跟我生活 and I'm the one that she got stuck with.
我觉得不是这样 Well, I don't think that's true.
如果有用的话 你可以想 至少你不是我 And if it helps, just remember: at least you're not me.
什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
要说谁是行走的杰克提示器 肯定是我 Well, if anyone is a walking reminder of Jack, it's me.
别惦记你穿什么了 Forget about what you're wearing.
要是我明天能全身穿棕色 If I could dress in all brown tomorrow
假装成一棵树 我会那么做的 and pretend to be a tree, I would.
-别说了 -就朝人们扔橡子 - Stop. - Just throw acorns at people.
米格尔 Miguel.
-兄弟 -怎么样 - Hey, bud. - What's up, man?
欢迎来到婚礼中心 Welcome to wedding central.
大家都去哪儿了 贝丝呢 孩子们呢 Where is everybody? Where's Beth, the girls?
我把她们送到酒店了 I dropped them at the hotel.
开车过来的路上不容易 It was a rough car ride.
-真的 黛佳吗 -是啊 - Really? Deja? - Yeah.
她充满攻击性 She's belligerent.
感觉自己在养罗素·克洛[动作片演员] It's like I'm raising Russell Crowe.
凯文 Kevin?
凯文 Kevin!
不 不 No. No.
不不不 不不不 No. No, no, no, no, no.
怎么了 What's up?
-兰德尔 -姐 - Um, hey, Randall. - Okay, sis,
-出什么事了 -我的天 我的天啊 - what's up? - Oh, my God, oh, my God.
-你还好吗 -我找不到爸爸的代托纳T恤 - You all right? - Um, I can't find Dad's Daytona T-shirt.
我本来要用作婚礼上用的"旧东西" It was gonna be my something old,
我准备把它缝在婚纱上 and I was gonna pin it in my dress.
这倒有点... Wow, that's really
奇葩吗 我知道自己是个奇葩 兰德尔 Weird? I know I am weird, Randall!
不 不是的 Ah, no, no, no.
-"很独特" 我是想说... -等等... - "Unique." I was gonna say "Unique." - Hold up. Wait, wa...
-"很独特" -凯特 凯特 - Was what I thought. - Kate. Kate.
-难道托比压根没带吗 -这个交给我们 - What if Toby never packed it? - You know what we're gonna do?
-我们这就给托比打电话 -对 我们 - Just call Toby. We're gonna call Toby. - Yeah. We...
-一个电话的事 很快 -没错 - It's a quick phone call. Quick fix. - Yeah, yeah.
-我们... -别... - We'll... - Do not...
跟他说我吓坏了 tell him that I'm freaking out.
-谁吓坏了 -别说 - Who's freaking out? - No.
我不想让他为我担心 I do not want him to worry about me.
-打个电话就成 -没错 - It's a quick phone call. - Yeah.
我只是说 你们约会也有段时间了 I'm just saying, you two have been dating for a while now,
你怎么不赶紧嫁给那个可怜虫 so why don't you just marry the poor bastard already?
我告诉过你 艾伦 As I told you before, Alan,
-我和蒙蒂想慢慢来 -是啊 你是说 - Monty and I are taking it slow. - Yeah, you mean
想慢慢以赡养费的名义 like the way you're slowly draining my retirement fund
-把我退休金全掏空 -行了 都别说了 - with those alimony payments. - Okay, guys, it's, uh,
这周末我结婚 能不能消停两天 it's my wedding weekend, so can we go 48 hours
别提赡养费了好吗 without talking about alimony?
看 凯文来电话了 Hey, look, it's Kevin.
-凯文 -托比 - Hey, Kev. - Toby.
-你好 -你好 - 'Sup? - 'Sup?
兰德尔也在 I got Randall here.
兰德尔也想打个招呼 Randall wants to say 'sup.
-你好 -你好 - 'Sup. - 'Sup.
我们打电话是想知道 We were just calling, we wanted to know
你知不知道我爸的代托纳海滩T恤 if you could remember where you packed
放哪儿了 our dad's Daytona T-shirt.
天啊 我忘了打包那件T恤了吗 Oh, my God, did I forget to pack the T-shirt?
我完全把T恤的事给忘了 I totally forgot to pack the T-shirt.
这样吧 Okay,
我来想办法 I can figure out a way to get it.
-时间还来得及 -没事 没什么大不了 - There's still time. - It's fine. Everything's fine.
-没事的 -真的吗 - Everything is great, - Really?
没错 真的 Yeah, really.
不是什么大事 It's no biggie.
再见 Ciao.
好 再见 Okay, bye.
不过是件T恤而已 对吗 Hey, it sounds like it's just a shirt, right?
没你想的那么简单 妈 Yeah, well, it's not just a shirt, Ma.
好吧 Okay.
我们会把爸的东西都找出来 We'll round up anything of Dad's we can find,
然后 明天早晨 让你来挑 and then, tomorrow morning, you'll take your pick.
行吗 Okay?
凯特 Kate.
就是件T恤 It's a T-shirt.
我们能做到的 好吗 We can roll with this, right?
一件T恤代表不了他 He was more than a T-shirt.
好吗 Okay?
-好的 -好的 - Okay. - Okay.
好的 那现在 Okay, so then,
换上你的睡衣 好吗 you just put your PJs on, all right?
躺着看你最爱的桑德拉·布洛克电影 Curl up with your favorite Sandra Bullock movie,
你猜为什么 because guess what.
因为明天有人要嫁人了 Someone's getting married tomorrow.
-是啊 -谁 - Yeah. - Who?
对啊 谁明天要结婚了 Right? Who's getting married tomorrow?
行了 All right.
-好了 -好了 - All right. - Okay.
看一部浪漫片 别看她那部 One of the romantic ones. Not the one where
-因为网络被杀的片子 -太吓人了 - they're trying to kill her through the Internet. - Spooky.
1995年电影《网络惊魂》
大家可能有人不知道 So some of you may not know this,
我在朗迪建材厂工作的22年间 but for the 22 years that I worked for Lundy Builders,
我妻子每天都会叠张字条塞我公文包里 my wife put a folded note packed into my briefcase every day.
我上班时最开心的事 The highlight of my day in the office
就是打开这些小纸条 was opening one of those little scraps of paper.
等我和丽贝卡开始抚养三个小家伙后 Now, when Rebecca and I started Big Three Homes,
她就不再写这些午餐便条了 she stopped writing the lunch notes.
但我不介意 But I was okay with that.
因为那时让我开心的人 I had the highlight of my day right there,
就坐在我旁边 sitting by my side.
每天都在 Every day.
还有九个小时就要宣誓了 伙计们 All right, we got nine hours until I-do's, people.
少发点短信 抓紧搭帐篷 Little less texting, a lot more tenting.
是啊 I was.
好了 姑娘们 下车吧 All right, ladies, let's go.
快 姑娘们 Come on, ladies.
这地方真破 This place is a dump.
佐伊姨妈 Aunt Zoe!
你好呀 泰斯宝 你好 安妮宝 Hey, T-bone. Hey, A-frame.
-你看起来真美 -瞧瞧你两 - You look so good. - Look at you!
你看起来不错 过得好吗 Oh, you look great. How are you?
-谢谢 -你好 佐伊 - Thank you. - Hey, Zoe.
-你好 -你怎么样 - Hey! - How you doing?
-挺好的 -那就好 孩子们 - I'm good. - Good. Girls,
-能帮我把你们的裙子拿进去吗 -好 - will you take your dresses inside for me, please. - Yes.
谢谢 非常感谢 Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
我去看看凯文那边有没有要帮忙的 I'm gonna go see if Kevin needs anything.
我爱你 I love you.
你是准备永远都像21岁一样吗 So, you're just gonna, like, look 21 forever?
-你喜欢那样吧 -看看是谁说的这话 - That's your thing? - Look who's talking.
你生完两个孩子身材还那么好 You got no right to still have that body after two kids.
-你好吗 -我很好 - Oh, you good? - Oh, I'm good.
是吗 那我不用去芝加哥打某人屁股了 Yeah? I don't have to come to Chicago and whup nobody's ass?
-这周不用 -好的 - Not this week. - Okay.
谢谢你能来参加婚礼 Thank you for doing this wedding, lady.
你的家人就是我的家人 Hey, any family of yours is mine, right?
我真是太爱你了 This is why I love you.
就是她吗 Is that her?
我慢慢跟你说 I'll tell you all about it.
当然希望是在喝香槟之后 Hopefully, over champagne.
很多的香槟 Lots of champagne.
好了 这就是我能在小屋里 All right, here it is, everything old of Dad's
找到的所有能代替爸爸T恤的旧物 I could find around the cabin to replace the T-shirt.
所以你是想她拿着咱们的棒球棍 So you want her to walk down the aisle
走上红地毯了 with our old baseball bat.
真是太浪漫了 That's romantic.
你说得对 简直太糟糕了 Yeah, you're right-- this is a disaster.
糟糕透顶了 我们要怎么做 A total disaster, man. How are we gonna do...
看看啊 新娘来了 Hey! Look, it's the bride!
我们精心挑选了一些"旧物"供你选择 Uh, so we rounded up a few "Something old" options for you
-对 -来代替那件T恤 怎么样 - Yeah. - to replace the T-shirt. What do you think?
绝佳的选择 Terrific options.
谢谢 但我不需要这些东西 Thank you. But I don't need any of this stuff.
-我有新计划 -什么意思 新计划 - I have a new plan. - What do you mean, new plan?
什么 你要去哪 妈妈一会儿就到了 What... Where are you going? You know, Mom's gonna be here
还有伴娘们 她们随时都会开始 with the bridesmaids, they're gonna do
做造型 化妆 hair and makeup any minute now.
-好吧 我很快回来 -我来啦 - Okay. I'll be back soon. - Hello, hello.
宝贝 Bug!
新婚快乐 亲爱的 Happy wedding day, sweetheart.
我要出去办件事 I'm just running an errand.
就不能让别人替你去办吗 Can somebody not run the errand for you?
我马上回来 I'll be back.
我是说错什么话了吗 Did I say something wrong?
你说了"新婚快乐 宝贝" You said, "Happy wedding day, Bug."
今天就是婚礼啦 小贱人们 It's wedding day, bitches!
我还以为这间屋子里 I thought this room would be, like,
-都是姑娘 -不是 - filled with women. - No.
凯特呢 Where is Kate?
手工冰淇淋
经典口味
欢迎光临手工冰淇淋 Welcome to Artisanal Scoops.
要不要试试我们的新口味 Would you like a sample of our new flavor?
是薰衣草香的 It's lavender balsamic.
不了 谢谢 Um, no. Thanks.
我过去经常跟我爸爸来这里 I used to come here with my dad.
我记得之前这里叫法朗奇 还是... I think it was called Frenchie's back then, or...
是的 几年前他们把这家店卖了 Oh, yeah. They sold the place a couple years ago.
那你们现在还有做 Any chance you guys are still making
香蕉布丁口味的吗 that banana pudding flavor?
不做了 抱歉 No. I'm sorry.
那是我爸爸的最爱 It was my dad's favorite.
我今天结婚 I was gonna buy it today
本来准备买那个配上蛋糕 to serve with the cake at my wedding.
不是什么"老旧"的东西 Not exactly something old,
但也是一种传统 but an old tradition.
我们有香蕉椰子味的 Hey, we do have banana coconut.
味道也很不错 是我的最爱之一 It's really good. It's one of my favorites.
不用了 谢谢 No. Thanks.
只是那样... It just wouldn't...
不会有任何意义 mean anything.
但还是谢谢 But thanks.
在我和杰克有自己的公司 So, long before Jack and I had our own company,
以及这三个小家伙出生之前 and long before the Big Three were around,
我在一家酒吧驻唱 I was singing in a bar...
然后一个男人走了进来 when a man walked in.
*我被那月影紧紧跟随* *I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow*
*月影 月影* *Moonshadow, moonshadow*
*纵身跃上月影* *Leapin' and hoppin' on a moonshadow*
*月影 月影* *Moonshadow, moonshadow*
*假若我失去了双手* *And if I ever lose my hands*
*假若我丢失了北斗 失去我的手* *Lose my plough, lose my land*
*假若我失去了双手* *Oh, if I ever lose my hands, oh...*
这里是什么情况 兰德尔 What is going on in here, Randall?
我都不知道凯特找了群专业的模特 I did not know that Kate hired professional models
来当她的伴娘 to be her bridesmaids.
我想是的 小凯 因为这间屋子里 I think she did, Kev, 'cause this room's
-都是标准的模特 -没错 - full of a whole lot of damn. - Yeah, it is.
-看我们拿了什么 -谢谢 - What do we got? - Thank you.
-你的 -我们带了礼物 - For you. - We brought gifts.
-尝尝看 -妈妈 - Don't even try. - Mom?
我刚又给她打过电话 她手机肯定关机了 So, uh, I just tried her again, and her phone must be off,
因为直接转到了语音信箱 'cause it went straight to voice mail.
-我们应该去找找她 -去哪找 - We should go look for her. - Where?
我有个主意 I have an idea.
我是首席伴娘 我应该帮着一起找 I'm maid of honor. I should help search.
-首席伴娘 -凯特不是说 - Maid of honor. - Oh. I thought Kate said
她不需要首席伴娘 she didn't have a maid of honor.
可能她只是随便一说 并不是真心的 Well, maybe she said that, but she didn't mean it.
-我们可以... -不了 - We could... could, you know... - No.
-真的吗 -是的 我们可以 - Really? - Yeah. We're good.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
好吧 Okay.
-天啊 她疯了吧 -是的 - Oh, man. She's crazy. - Yeah, man.
别让我跟她睡觉 Don't let me sleep with her.
所以现在我们就等法庭宣判了 So now we're waiting for the courts to
终止她作为母亲的抚养权 terminate her mom's parental rights
这样我们就可以合法收养她 so that we can legally adopt her.
但她已经彻底变成一个恶梦 But she has turned into a complete nightmare.
她甚至一句话都不对我讲 I can barely get a sentence out of her.
而且我敢肯定 她打算穿 And I'm pretty sure she's wearing
-那件运动衫参加凯特的婚礼 -是啊 - that sweatshirt to Kate's wedding. - Yikes.
你想让我跟她聊聊吗 You want me to try talking to her?
怎么 你现在是叛逆儿童的知心朋友吗 What are you, like, the angry kid whisperer now?
只是我以前也是个叛逆儿童 Only 'cause I used to be the angry kid.
手工冰淇淋
不敢相信我们跟她错过了 Can't believe we missed her.
天啊 这个榛子酱冰淇淋太好吃了 God, this Nutella chip is insane, huh?
非常好吃 Ridonkulously good.
简直太好吃了 This is just so good.
别把冰淇淋滴到我的车里... Do not drip ice cream in my car...
不会的 我不会滴在你车里 好吗 I'm not. I'm not gonna drip ice cream in the car, okay? It's...
我明白 你爱这辆车 你是用现金买的 I understand. You love the car. You bought it for cash.
-谢谢 -我们要去哪儿 - Thank you. - Where are we going?
不知道 No idea.
这件事很严重 兰德尔 这件事很严重 This is a disaster, Randall. This is huge.
我们在婚礼当天把新娘弄丢了 好吗 We lost the bride on the wedding day? All right?
就像最亲近的人却不适合做婚礼策划 That's, like, the number one don't for wedding coordinators.
是啊 Yeah.
我和贝丝有时候会玩个游戏 You know, Beth and I play this game sometimes,
"最糟糕状况" worst-case scenario.
就是把我们害怕的所有情况大声说出来 It's where we say all the things that we're afraid of out loud,
这样会让我们感觉好一点 你要玩吗 and it makes us feel better. You know?
-好的 我奉陪 -好的 - Yeah. Yeah, I'm down. - Okay.
我们找不到凯特 We never find Kate
然后不得不告诉托比 婚礼取消了 and we have to tell Toby that the wedding's off
他遭受巨大打击 心脏病发作去世了 and he's so shocked that he has a heart attack and dies.
-天啊 兰德尔 -这只是个游戏 - Jesus, Randall. - That's-that's the game.
-真的吗 -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
-如果他没死怎么办 兰德尔 -好吧 - You know, what if he doesn't die, Randall? - Okay.
但是... But, uh...
他可能会把凯特赶出公寓 I mean, he could kick her out of the apartment.
对吗 那她就得自己找地方住了 Yeah? Now she's forced to find a place to live.
她不得不搬过来跟我一起住 She's forced to move in with me, all right?
当然了 本来应该是暂时的 It's supposed to be temporary, of course,
但我们两个都找不到真爱 but neither one of us ever find love.
我们变成了一对变态双胞胎 Right? We become one of those creepy pairs of twins
一起慢慢变老 that grows old together.
然后我们去杂货店 And we're at the grocery store
人们误以为我们是一对夫妻 and people mistake us for a married couple
我们甚至都不再去纠正他们 因为... and we don't even correct 'em anymore because...
那有什么意义呢 I mean, what's the point?
-你真的很会玩这个游戏 -谢谢 - You're really good at this game. - Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
我要是说 在爸爸死后 Hey, what if, after Dad died,
我过于投入在自己的生活 I got so absorbed in my own life,
注意力都放在学校 贝丝和孩子们身上 with school and Beth and the girls, that, um,
不再关心我的姐姐了 I stopped looking out for my sister?
我要是说... What if...
她花了太多时间来照顾我 what if she spent so much time taking care of me
反而忘了照顾好她自己 that she forgot to take care of herself?
这么多年过去了 我本应该... And year after year went by and I should've...
早点意识到 早点帮帮她 recognized and I should've helped her?
然而我并没有帮她什么 I didn't help her.
兰德尔 我并没感觉好一点 Randall, I do not feel better.
是的 No.
不喜欢参加婚礼吗 Not big on weddings?
其实我也是 Me neither, actually.
我只是像大家一样给点钱 但是... I just do them to pay the bills, but...
真不是我的菜 not really my jam.
他们简直太夸张了 They're just so in-your-face, you know?
至少还有蛋糕 At least there's cake.
我希望兰德尔至少把祝词说得好点 I hope at least Randall does a good toast.
我特别不会说祝词 I'm a sucker for a good toast.
听好 你用不着找我谈心 Listen, you don't got to talk to me.
好吗 你是安妮和苔丝的姨妈 不是我的 Okay? You're Annie and Tess' aunt, not mine.
其实我也不是她们的 I'm not theirs either, actually.
贝丝是我表妹 Beth is my cousin,
所以严格来说... so, technically, that makes...
苔丝和安妮是我的... Tess and Annie my...
表外甥女 first cousins once removed.
但她俩喜欢称呼我姨妈 But the girls like to call me their aunt,
因为贝丝 她就像是我的亲妹妹 'cause, Beth, she's like a sister to me.
因为我是她妈妈带大的 'Cause her mom raised me.
我七八岁的时候 我妈就把我丢在她们家 My mom dumped me in their house when I was seven or eight.
她说过几周就回来接我 Said she'd be back in a few weeks.
我知道你想干什么 I know what you're trying to do.
我不在乎我母亲是否离开了我 I don't care if my mom left me.
那你很棒 可是我在乎 Well, good for you. But I did.
我当时气坏了 我想拿全世界的人撒气 I was so angry, I wanted to take it out on the whole world.
可结果我把气撒在了贝丝的母亲 Instead, I took it out on Beth's mom
贝丝 和她一家人的身上 and on Beth, on her whole family.
因为不知怎的 我觉得这就是对我妈的衷心 You know, somehow, it was my way of being loyal to my mom.
天啊 我当时真把他们一家搞得苦不堪言 God, I got real good making their lives miserable.
可有天早上 突然之间 Then, one morning, I don't know...
我就忘记了 I just forgot.
我忘记了憎恨他们 I forgot to hate 'em.
我们大家... We were all, um...
坐在厨房的桌边 sitting at the kitchen table,
贝丝在说着什么奇怪的事情 and Beth was saying something crazy,
十有八九是关于迪·安格罗的 probably about D'Angelo.
美国R&B和新灵魂歌手
然后我就开始笑 And I started laughing.
那是美好的一天 That was a good day.
那一天 痛恨爱我的人这件事 The day... when it stopped making sense...
彻底失去了意义 hating the people who loved me.
不好意思 我得走了... Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go...
去找些曼妙的灯光 给新娘的鞋子拍照 find some pretty light and photograph the bride's shoes.
我刚提过我不喜欢参加婚礼了吗 Did I mention weddings are not my thing?
我对你的爱矢志不渝 一场心脏病 My love for you abounds, and a heart attack
和后来的两次求婚 谁啊 and two proposals later-- Yeah?
来了 Yup.
你们来了 进来吧 新郎父母 Hey there. Come on in, parentals.
-你怎么样 -挺好的 - Hey, how you doing? - Doing good.
我半夜起来找了"跑腿兔"公司 Was up half the night calling Task Rabbits,
想让他们帮我把凯特爸爸的T恤 trying to convince them to fly Kate's dad's T-shirt
-空运过来 -我们知道 - across the country. - Yeah, we know.
所以你才没来和我们共进晚餐 That's why you couldn't have dinner with us.
可到头来 他们全都拒绝了 Yeah, in the end, they all said no.
所以他们显然是"无法跑腿"的兔子 So, apparently they are "Not up to the Task" rabbits.
-能帮我系一下吗 -好 - Can you help me with this? - Yeah.
我和你母亲 我们想告诉你 your mother and I, we need you to know
我们对凯特有些担心 that we have concerns about Kate.
什...什么 为什么 别系了 Wha... What? Why? Stop.
你们都不怎么了解她 You barely know her.
我们觉得 It feels
你总在委曲求全地竭力安抚她 like you're constantly bending over backwards to calm her.
好了 毕竟是婚礼嘛 Okay, yeah, it-it's-- you guys, it's a wedding.
有点紧张是很正常的 It's supposed to be a little stressful.
对 可你是战战兢兢 Yeah, but the way you tiptoe around
想方设法不惹到她 这就不正常了 宝贝 to keep from setting her off, it's just not normal, honey.
在我们看来就好像... And it feels to us like she--
她是不是有些喜怒无常 she might be a little unstable.
喜怒无常 Un-Unstable?
你还记得那次 她毫无理由地和你分手 Do-Do you remember when she broke up with you for no reason,
你不得不大老远飞过去 and you had to fly across the country
劝她回心转意吗 to change her mind?
好了 那次并不是毫无理由 Okay, that wasn't for no reason.
听我说 托比 Look, Toby...
你与第一任妻子结婚时我什么都没说 I didn't say anything when you married your first wife.
-爸... -不行 - Dad... - No!
你必须听我说 You need to hear this.
我明知道你和乔茜不合适 Now, I knew Josie wasn't good for you,
可我什么都没说 and I held my tongue.
可现在即将和你结婚的这个女人 And now you're gonna marry this new woman
身上显然存在某些你无法应对的问题 who clearly has issues you can't fix.
我们担心你又会重蹈覆辙 And we're worried that you're headed down the same path.
托比 你...你还记得吗 Toby, you remember-- you-you remember
当时你和乔茜关系破裂时的情形 what it was like when things fell apart with Josie.
记得你连班都不去上了 Remember how you stopped going to work,
我是怎样在工作日的大白天 and how I-I-I found you in your apartment
在家里找到了你 in the middle of a workday
你屋里窗帘都没拉开而你... just with the curtains drawn and just-just...
像个孩子一样躲在被子里 hiding under the covers like a little kid.
亲爱的 很长一段时间里 Oh, sweetie, you were severely depressed
你变得相当抑郁 我们... for a very long time, and we-we just...
想想真是有趣 You know what's funny?
我这一辈子 Is that my whole life,
一直希望你俩能对某件事情达成共识 I wanted you two to agree on something
现在你们终于做到了 and now you finally do.
在这件事上 你们都觉得 Here we are. Y-you-you agree that
我不应该和我深爱的那个女人结婚 I shouldn't marry the woman that I'm madly in love with.
-托比 儿子...-不 爸 听我说 - Toby, son... - No, Dad, listen.
我觉得你应该听听我的想法 I think you need to hear this.
凯特和乔茜不一样 好吗 Kate is not like Josie. All right?
她永远不会伤害我 She would never hurt me.
她很在意我 She cares about me.
是 婚礼是可能会引发一些问题 So, yeah, the wedding may be bringing some stuff up,
但并不是因为她喜怒无常 but it's not because she's unstable.
要说有谁喜怒无常的话 那也是我 好吗 Okay, if anyone's unstable, I'm the unstable one, right?
是我在疯狂地深爱着凯特·皮尔森 Fine, I'm unstably in love with-with Kate Pearson.
所以 接下来这样 So, here is what's gonna happen.
你俩先下楼去 做一个决定 You two are gonna go downstairs, you're gonna make a decision.
好好想想你们带着这样的想法来找我 All right, you're gonna decide that-that coming to me like this
是不是一个错误的决定 was-was a terrible mistake.
然后你们可以带着祝福出席我的婚礼 All right, and you're gonna show up to my wedding with bells on.
也可以决定直接搭飞机回去 Or you can decide to go straight on to the airport.
不管怎样 大约一小时后 Either way, in about an hour,
我都会站在前面的草坪上 I'm gonna be standing out on the front lawn
看着我的新娘走上红毯 watching my bride walk down the aisle.
所以明白了吗 好 So... okay? Okay.
走吧 Please go.
麻烦最后再帮我弄一下这个袖扣 I mean, please help me with this last cuff link,
然后再走 and then go.
你看起来... Don't you look...
-还没凯特的消息吗 -没有 - still no word from Kate? - No.
等等 Wait.
宝贝 Hi, Bug.
-妈 -你在哪呢 - Hey, Mom. - Where are you?
我这几个星期来 Okay, I've been having these dreams
每晚都在做梦 every night for the past couple of weeks.
梦见我们在小屋举行婚礼 We're at the cabin, at a wedding,
但不是我和托比的 妈 but-but it's not me and Toby, Mom.
是... 是你和爸的 It's... it's you and Dad,
你们在重申婚誓 and you're renewing your vows.
你特别漂亮... And you're so beautiful and...
爸也老了 头发灰白 and Dad is older and grayer,
但他还是老样子 but still Dad.
还有 And,
我们 我们都在场 you know, we're just... we're all there.
我们都特别开心 I mean, we're so happy together.
就像我们的生活该有的样子 You know, the way it was supposed to be.
听起来真的很美好 宝贝 That sounds really beautiful, sweetheart.
结婚会让人变得情绪化 You know, weddings can be very emotional.
它会煽动人的很多情绪 They stir all kinds of things up.
可正因为如此 我很替你和托比感到高兴 But that's why I'm glad you have Toby now,
能够共同经历世间的风风雨雨 to go through these kinds of things with.
梦里的他在做什么 What was he doing in the dreams?
可能在想办法搞笑吧 对吗 Probably making you laugh somehow, huh?
不 梦里没有他 No, he's not in them.
这是坏兆头吗 梦里没有他 Is that bad, that he's not in them?
不不不 没事的 No, no, no. It's fine.
我想只是... 是婚礼的缘故 I just, I figured, because, you know, the wedding.
-你知道... -我得挂了 妈 - You know, you... - I got to go, Mom.
我不知道为什么托比没出现在我的梦里 I don't know why Toby hasn't been in the dreams I'm having.
不过我确信 他就是我要找的那个人 But I do know that he is the perfect guy for me, though.
毫... 毫无疑问的 With... Without a doubt in my mind,
你也不... 你也不会怀疑的 and you wouldn't... you wouldn't, either.
你还记得每年夏天城里都会举办狂欢节吗 You remember the carnival that would come to town every summer
还可以坐那些老旧的过山车 with those old roller coasters?
我喜欢和你一起坐 I loved riding those with you.
我...感觉特别害怕 同时又很安全感 I... feeling so scared, but so safe, all at the same time.
我一直在紧紧抓住那种感觉 I've been holding onto that feeling
有很长一段时间了 for a really long time now.
有你在我身边的感觉 That feeling of you next to me.
但是爸 我今天要结婚了 But, Dad, I'm getting married today.
我得腾出点空间 And I've got to make room.
我得腾出点地方给托比 I've got to make room for Toby.
所以我得... 我现在得放下一点 So I've got to... I've got to let go a little now.
你们来这多久了 How long have you guys been here?
就几分钟 Just a few minutes.
看来你和爸聊了一会了 Seemed like you were having a moment.
你做到了吗 So you did it?
做到了 我做到了 I did. I did.
走吧 送我出嫁 Let's go get me married.
也许我们终究没有让她失望 You know, maybe we didn't fail her after all.
你在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding me?
我们是最赞的兄弟 We're great brothers.
是啊 We are.
-你们两个 -我都想要一个我这样的兄弟 - You guys. Guys! - I would want me as a brother.
-我得去结婚了 -好 - Need to get married, here. - Gotcha.
-走 -走 走吧 - Let's do it. - Let's do that, let's do that.
一定会很棒的 Oh, this is gonna be great.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
看门 Guarding the door.
你那副自以为是的笑容是干什么 Why are you making that cocky smile?
我没看错吧 What am I seeing?
她是真的穿上漂亮裙子 Did she just have a pretty dress on,
还涂唇彩了吗 and some lip gloss?
我们谈了谈 We had a talk.
别指望她今晚能跳滑步舞 Don't expect her to do The Electric Slide tonight,
但要是走运 我们说不定能跟她说上两句话 but, uh, if we're lucky, we might get a sentence or two.
天啊 你真是我的好妹妹 Good Lord, I love my baby cousin.
太感谢了 Thank you.
凯特 Oh, Kate.
亲爱的 Sweetheart.
你真是美极了 You look stunning.
这婚纱简直... That dress is just...
完美 Perfect.
我是说 与婚礼布景完美地搭配 I mean, it's gonna be perfect in the setting.
倒不是说放在别的地方就不美了 Not that it wouldn't be perfect anywhere
因为裙子本身就很美 because it's a beautiful dress.
-妈 -但是... - Mom. - But it's...
-我知道 你还好吗 -很好啊 - I know. Are you okay? - Yeah.
我只是... I just, uh...
我很抱歉刚才的电话让你不开心了 I feel really bad for upsetting you on the phone earlier.
没有 并没有 Oh, no, you didn't.
是我自己心里有个坎要过去 I was going through my own thing.
好吧 Okay.
我只是希望... I just, I want...
我希望今天成为你完美的一天 I want today to be perfect for you
处处都像你所梦想的一样 in every way that you've ever dreamed about.
我知道我有时候会让你... And I know that sometimes I can make you...
你明白吧 You know...
所以我不想成为你路上的阻碍 明白吗 So I'm just-- I want to stay out of your way, okay?
妈妈 我知道我们之间的关系... Mom, I know that our stuff...
有时候会很复杂 it can be complicated sometimes.
但那是因为 But it's because...
我所期望的一切就是能变成像你那样 all that I've ever wanted was to be like you.
我想成为像你一样的歌手 I want to be a singer like you.
想成为像你一样的母亲 I want to be a mom like you.
想拥有像你一样的美好婚姻 I want to have a marriage like yours.
妈妈 你不是... Mom, you are not...
你不是我的阻碍 你就是我的引路者 You are not in my way. You are my way.
亲爱的 Sweetheart...
别哭 别哭 No. No cry... No crying.
-婚礼还没开始呢 -好吧 好 - We have to get to the wedding first - Okay, okay.
-先别哭 -我知道 但是... - before you cry. - I know, but...
爸爸 我能问你个问题吗 Dad, can I ask you something?
什么都行 Anything.
我将来能嫁给你吗 Can I marry you one day?
抱歉 宝贝 这...这是不行的 I'm sorry, baby, that's... not really how it works.
但是... But...
但你知道真正美好的是什么吗 But you want to know the exciting part?
在很久以后的某一天 One day, a long time from now,
你会遇见一个比我更好的人 you're gonna meet someone who's better than me.
他比我更强壮 更帅气 He's gonna be stronger and handsomer
甚至桌游都玩得比我好 and even better at board games than me.
当你遇到他时 And when you find him,
当你遇到这样的人 when you find that guy,
那才是你要嫁的人 that's the guy you're gonna marry.
他可真是个幸运的家伙 Oh, and he's one lucky guy,
因为他有幸能娶到你 凯特宝贝 the guy that gets to marry you, Katie girl.
到时候我和你妈妈也会在场 And your mom and me, we're gonna be there, you know.
看他够不够格 Just to check him out.
确保他的人品和桌游玩得一样好 Make sure he's as good at board games
你并没有看错人 as you think that he is.
假如真是这样的话 And assuming that he is,
我会陪着你走上红地毯 I'll get to walk you down the aisle.
甚至有可能会流下眼泪 And I may even cry a little.
当心了 Watch it.
我还是不明白佐伊跟她说了什么 You know, I still don't understand what Zoe said to her.
我也不明白 但管那么多干什么 Me neither. But who cares?
她有魔力 She's magic.
-我就说吧 -很好吃 - I told you. - This is good.
你们三个是贝丝和兰德尔的女儿 对吧 You three are Beth and Randall's girls, right?
是的 Yes, we are.
你俩简直和妈妈是一个模子刻出来的 Oh, you two are the spitting image of your mother.
但是你和你爸一模一样 But you, you look just like your father.
这儿都有什么好吃的呀 So what's good over here, hmm?
各位 打扰一下 Excuse me, everyone.
我是凯文 凯特的哥哥 现在该说祝词了 I'm Kevin. I'm Kate's brother, and it is toast time.
那么... So...
敬... To, uh...
对于我和我弟弟而言 My, uh, my brother and I have been going,
最近这几天无疑忙得有点脚不着地 uh, well, a little bit crazy the past couple of days.
而我们这么做 正是为了确保 W-We were going crazy 'cause we-we wanted make sure
今天成为你完美的一天 凯特 that this day was perfect for you, Kate.
而我们想让今天成为你 And the reason we wanted to make sure
绝对完美的一天 也正是因为... this day was absolutely perfect for you is because that's...
换作是老爸 他一定会这么做 that's what Dad would've done.
他一定会为你打点好一切 He would've made it perfect for you.
而且 And, uh...
要是他在场 if he were here,
他一定会看着你 然后对你说 he definitely would've looked at you, and he would've said,
"凯特宝贝 在你的一生中 "Katie girl, in your life,
没有任何时刻的你会比今天的你 you have never looked more beautiful
看起来更美了" than you do right now."
顺便说一句 他说得一点都没错 And he would've been right, by the way.
你真的美极了 You're beautiful.
妈 兰德尔 Mom, Randall,
去年的早些时候 凯特对我说了些 earlier last year, Kate said something to me that was,
非常有深意的话 well, profound, uh...
她说 "凯文 如果你不让自己 She said, "Kevin, if you don't allow yourself to...
正视爸爸的死 to grieve Dad's death,
就会好像是深吸了一大口气 然后 it'll be like taking a giant breath in and just...
然后把这口气憋一辈子" holding it there for the rest of your life."
当时的我完全听不进这些话 I... at the time, I didn't want to hear any of that.
我根本没听进去 You know, I... I didn't.
可结果呢 Um, but here we are.
等着我的就是酒驾然后强制戒酒 It's one DUI and a rehab stint later,
这时候我才意识到 你当时说的话 and I-I'm-I'm thinking maybe you were on to something
很可能确实有道理 when you said that to me, um...
我想我们都憋着一口气 I think we've all been holding our breath
憋了很长时间了 for a long time.
所以 And, um...
在我们向托比和凯特敬酒之前 so before we toast Toby and Kate,
在我们碰杯之前 before we clink our glasses,
我想我们四个应该 I think that the four of us should, uh,
一起把那口气释放出来 release that breath together.
我认为这件事很重要 I think it's important that we do that,
把我们一直以来都难以释怀的事 that we just let go of those things
真正从心头卸下 we've been holding onto, so...
我们开始吧 So here we go.
好了 Okay.
我... I, uh...
我想我的时间已经到了 I think my time is up.
托比 凯特 我非常爱你们 Toby, Kate, I love you both so much.
真的 我真为你们感到高兴和骄傲 I really do. I am so happy for you. I'm proud.
很抱歉我的祝词有点与众不同 And I-I'm sorry my toast was weird.
我完全就是个婚姻菜鸟 I'm not an expert on marriage at all,
但接下来要致辞的这位年轻绅士 but, um, this next young gentleman is,
就是我弟弟兰德尔 拜托快来救救我 my brother Randall. Please come save me.
快来救你哥 快上来 年轻人 Save your brother. Come on, young man.
女士们先生们 有请兰德尔·皮尔森 Ladies and gentlemen, Randall Pearson,
我的弟弟 my brother.
-你说得很好 -该你了 - You did good. - There you go.
了解我的人都知道 我是个控制欲很强的人 Those of you who know me, know that I'm big on control.
我花了37年的时间才终于承认 It's taken me 37 years to accept the fact
想要控制未来发生的事 that there's absolutely zero point
是完全不可能的 in trying to control the future.
因为没人知道我们将会身处何方 'Cause nobody knows where we'll be.
甚至一年后的去向都无法预测 Not even a year from now.
旅客们 我们即将在越南着陆了 Well, folks, we'll be landing in Vietnam shortly,
西贡市气温宜人 约29摄氏度 where it's a balmy 85 degrees in Saigon.
宝贝 Hey, babe.
我刚跟医生通过电话了 I just spoke to the doctor.
他希望你明天能去一趟 He wants you to come in tomorrow,
谈谈调整你药方的问题 talk about adjusting your meds.
但是 But...
我们可以选择与我们相伴之人 what we can control are the people we choose.
选择与我们相伴之人 Choosing our people
就是决定我们未来命运的最好方法 is the closest we come to controlling our destiny.
黛佳哪去了 Where's Deja?
因为当任何事都可能改变的时候 Because while everything else may change,
如果你的选择正确 if you choose right,
你的伴侣将始终不变 your people will stay the same.
所以无论是今晚 还是一年以后 Whether that's tonight or a year from now,
或者是十年之后 or ten years from now...
是时候去见她了 苔丝 It's time to go see her, Tess.
我还没准备好 I'm not ready.
我也是 Me neither.
凯特宝贝 Katie girl,
托比亚斯 Tobias,
当我看着你们俩 when I look at you,
我打从心底里知道在选择伴侣这道难题上 I know in my bones that in choosing each other,
你们做出了最完美的回答 you have chosen perfectly.
没错 Yes.
敬凯特和托比 To Kate and Toby.
敬凯特和托比 Kate and Toby.
过来 Come here.
我喜欢你的祝词 I liked your toast.
我...我说祝词就从来都说不好 I've, um, always been a sucker for a good toast.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thank you. - Yeah.