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我准备好了 Okay, I'm ready.
《我们的生活》前情回顾 Previously on This Is Us...
翻译 青椒 Elena777 桑葚 Tracy-旋子 冬麟
今年我们就不跳 I'm gonna go ahead and spare us
撩人生日舞折磨彼此了 both the seductive birthday dance this year.
抱歉宝贝 今天是我生日 I'm sorry, baby, but it's my birthday,
翻译 小应子 小尼克 capitaljack 兔牙Bobby猫
而我非常非常想看生日舞 and I would really like to see the dance.
-我羊水破了 -是吗 - My water just broke. - Yep.
校对 红枫 青椒
我是卡托斯基医生 I'm Dr. Katowski.
一小时前施耐德医生阑尾破裂 Dr. Schneider's appendix burst an hour ago.
时间轴 格瑞特 ccisoda
他刚刚去做手术了 He just went into surgery.
-宝贝 -有些不对劲 - Baby? - Something's not right.
后期 宝宝
我们失去了第三个孩子 杰克 We lost the third baby, Jack.
我很遗憾 I'm-I'm very sorry.
哪个是你的孩子 Which one's yours?
总监 红枫Gabriel
-那两个 -恭喜啊 - Those two. - Congrats.
有人把一个新生儿丢在了消防局 Someone left a newborn at my fire station.
我不知道该怎么办 就送来医院了 I didn't know what to do, so I brought him here.
抽烟吗 Smoke?
不用了 No.
生活真奇妙 Life's strange.
我跟你说 这肯定能行 I'm telling you, this is gonna work.
-我就说他们喜欢斯蒂维 -他们踢我了 - I told you they'd like Stevie! - They're kicking!
你感觉到了吗 天哪 Do you feel that? Oh, my God.
听见了吗 三个小家伙 You hear that, Big Three in there, huh?
太疯狂了 Wow, that's crazy!
男孩名 女孩名
法拉 Farrah.
法赛特吗 还行 As in Fawcett? Yeah.
我还挺喜欢法拉的 Yeah, I actually like Farrah.
好的 All right.
天哪 我好喜欢怀孕的你 God, I like you pregnant.
-是吧 -是的 - Right? - Uh-huh.
我也喜欢怀孕的感觉 I love being pregnant.
有多喜欢呢 How much do you love being pregnant?
特别喜欢 I love it a lot.
要不我们造个五胞胎吧 Think we can make some quintuplets?
杰克 我要尿尿 Jack, I have to pee.
好 Yep.
准备好了吗 All right. Ready?
一 二 三 One, two, three.
好 Okay.
我讨厌怀孕 I hate being pregnant.
我的鞋都不能穿了 None of my shoes fit me.
-真的吗 这样... -对啊 - Really? Um, well, hey, uh... - No.
不如我们今天出一趟门 ...why don't we get out of the house today
去买几双新鞋 and we'll go buy some new ones.
不行 我的肚子真的不能再大了 杰克 No. My stomach literally cannot stretch anymore, Jack.
已经没有地方了 There's no more room in there.
还有六周 宝贝 就六周了 Just six weeks away, babe. Just six weeks, okay?
他们说三胞胎通常会早产 所以就快成功了 And they said that triplets come early. So we're almost there.
我身体里住了三个小人 杰克 There are three human beings inside of me, Jack.
他们马上就要坐滑梯出来了 And they're all lining up to go down the waterslide,
而我们什么都没有准备好 and we don't have anything done for them yet.
我们有婴儿床 We have cribs.
我们还买了三个小家伙连体衣 And we-we have Big Three onesies.
我们的婴儿床 We have cribs
放在还没完工的房子里 inside a barely finished house
周围全是各种箱子 that is littered with moving boxes.
我有一百万件事要做 I have a million things that I have to do.
而我要想做完这些 得用强力胶布 And I'm gonna have to duct tape garbage bags
把垃圾袋粘在肿到要爆炸的脚上当鞋穿 to my swollen clown feet to get any of it done.
-我去接 -不行 杰克 - I got it. - No, no, no. Jack,
你不许逃避这段对话 don't run away from this conversation.
我还没说完 I'm not done talking yet!
我只是去接个电话 亲爱的 I'm just answering the phone, dear.
-喂 -我是米格尔 - Hello? - Hey, it's Miguel.
祝你生日快乐 Just calling to wish you a happy birthday.
谢了 兄弟 Hey, thanks, man.
你们今天打算怎么庆祝 So, what do you guys got planned for the big day? Um...
她... 她好像有点黑化了 兄弟 She, uh... she went to the dark side, man.
说实话 我觉得她忘记我生日了 Yeah. I actually think she forgot my birthday.
很正常 Yeah, well, that happens.
要不你跟我出来放松放松吧 Why don't you come out with me for a few hours?
雪莉带孩子们去新泽西了 Shelly took the kids to Jersey.
你也该让丽贝卡自己待会儿 Give Rebecca some space.
这可是你最后一个自由的生日了 It's your last birthday of freedom.
-是啊 -杰克 - Yeah... - Jack!
跟你"女友"聊完后 When you're done talking with your girlfriend,
帮我拿点厕纸来好吗 can you bring up some toilet paper?!
米格尔 为我祈祷吧 Hey, Miguel, pray for me, okay?
-好吧 伙计 -好 - All right, man. - Yeah.
吗啡 凯洛琳·卡托斯基
希望你还记得 亲爱的 I hope you didn't forget, hon,
皮特今天要带孩子们过来 Peter and the kids are coming over today.
别担心 我今天休班 Don't worry, I took the day off.
我一会去商店 Gonna go by the store later
给孩子们买点谷麦片 and get some junk cereal for the little ones.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
对他们牙齿不好 It's bad for their teeth.
但他们喜欢那些东西啊 But it's what they like.
如果我成了史上第一位 And I'll be damned if I'll be the first grandfather
拒绝孙子们要求的祖父是会被诅咒的 in human history to deny his grandchildren.
神父 请原谅我 我有罪 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
距我上次忏悔已有两周了 It's been two weeks since my last confession.
告诉我 你的罪过 Tell me your sins.
我对妻子撒谎了 I lied to my wife.
她不喜欢我抽烟 所以我跟她说我戒了 She hates when I smoke, so I told her I stopped.
我确实戒烟了 Well, actually, I did stop.
一周都没抽 Haven't had a cigarette in a week.
但昨天我买了包烟 But yesterday I bought a pack.
我就是想拿着它们 I just wanted to hold 'em, you know?
你该对她实话实说 You should tell her the truth.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
神父 但问题是 我们实际上... Thing is, Father, we actually...
最近关系一直不太好 haven't exactly been in a great place lately.
有一段时间了 For a while, really.
这让我大受打击 Which kinda blows.
抱歉 神父 Sorry, Father.
因为我一生中最美好的时刻 Because the best moment of my life
就是遇见她的那个早晨 was the morning I met her.
我被她追尾了 She rear-ended me.
完全是她的错 Totally her fault.
当我走下车 想朝她大吼大叫时... I got out of my car to go scream at her...
我看到了她的脸 but I saw her face.
然后我径直走向她 傻傻地伸出手 And I walked right up to her and stuck out my hand like an idiot
对她说 "你好 我是乔" and said, "Hi, I'm Joe."
"不用担心 只是追尾而已" "Don't worry about what just happened."
"你愿意跟我喝杯咖啡吗" "Could I take you out for a cup of coffee?"
这才是我来这的真正理由 神父 So that's why I'm really here, Father.
我在想 能不能斗胆... I was wondering if I could be so bold to...
向您请求奇迹的发生 ask you for a little miracle.
消防检查员
我们的生活 第一季 第十二集
好热啊 It's hot.
我好热啊 你呢 I'm so hot. Are you hot?
-还好吧... -热死了 - Not really... - It's hot.
-超级热 -是啊 - So hot. - Yeah.
不如我们今天去看电影吧 Hey, why don't we go to the movies today, huh?
好吗 Yeah?
连看两场 Go see a double feature?
那里空调全天开放 They got AC all day,
还有零食 爆米花 什么都有 去不去 snacks, popcorns, all that stuff, yeah?
我想自己待会儿 I want to be alone.
等等 你说什么 Wait, you what?
杰克 房子还没装修好 Jack, the house isn't done.
还没弄好 It's not ready.
到处都是纸箱 There are moving boxes everywhere.
我老被它们绊到 I trip over them all the time.
这儿... There just...
这间屋子里东西太多了 There are too many things in this house,
我希望你去外面待会儿 and I need you not to be one of them.
-宝贝 屋里不是... -出去 - Babe, the house isn't... - Get out!
怎么了 What?
没事 Nothin'.
我懂了 Oh, I see.
好吧 现在我成了个疯婆娘 Okay, so now I'm the crazy wife
成了让你生活悲催的罪魁祸首 对吗 who's making your life totally miserable, huh?
我不悲催 我只是... I'm not miserable. I'm just...
我只是压力大到快神经衰弱了 I'm-I'm starting to get stress vertigo
只要每次我们谈到... anytime we have a conversation about a...
购物清单 或者其他任何事 a grocery list or, you know, any conversation,
总会这样 但是... for that matter. But... Huh.
你怀着我的孩子 you are carrying my children,
所以我决定今天下午不给你碍眼了 so I'm gonna leave you to your afternoon.
谢谢 亲爱的 宝贝 Thank you, sweetheart. Hey, baby?
在 宝贝 Yes, babe.
我非常爱你 I love you so much.
我爱你 I love you.
但你要是不好好改改你的态度 But do not come back into this house
就别回这个家了 until you've had a major attitude change.
上帝啊 Hey, God.
我知道我只在季后赛时才会向你祷告 I know we only talk during play-off season,
但如果你在听的话 but if you're listening...
我很担心 我妻子可能被魔鬼附体了 I'm concerned that my wife might be possessed by demons.
再次感谢你在青蛙酒吧厕所里那一炮 杰克 Thanks again for the bathroom sex at Froggy's, Jack!
天啊 Oh, God.
我就像个怪物 I'm a monster.
小家伙们 你们什么时候出来 Guys... when are you coming out?
还有多久啊 How much longer?
好 Okay.
三个小家伙诞生日/杰克的生日
我真是个怪物 I am a monster.
内森 Nathan?
看到你出来走动真好 Nice to see you out and about.
你好 安妮 是啊 Oh, hello, Anne. Yeah.
要知道这些东西很伤牙齿的 That stuff will rot your teeth, you know. Ah.
是啊 皮特要带孩子们过来 所以... Well, Peter's coming over with the kids, so...
我还不习惯把它摘掉 Yeah, I can't seem to take it off.
也不该摘 Nor should you.
我失去唐尼以后... After I lost Donnie...
慢慢来 别着急 Well, it takes time, is all.
是啊 Yeah.
你好像瘦了 You look thin.
只是老了 Just old.
如果你老了 我就是老古董 If you're old, I'm ancient.
如果你是老古董 那我已经入土了 If you're ancient, I'm dead.
好吧 我得走了 Well, I better get going.
好 Yeah.
内森 Nathan.
如果你想吃顿好的 或者... If you need a good meal or...
需要人陪你说说话 just some company down the road,
我很愿意给你做顿晚餐 I'd love to make you dinner sometime.
问题是 我得随时待命 Well, I'm always on call, is the thing.
永远不知道什么时候会有突发状况 You never know when this thing's gonna go off, and...
况且 宝宝们 Plus, you know, babies...
就喜欢在晚餐时间来到人间 like to come at dinnertime.
当然 我明白 Of course. I understand.
照顾好自己 内森 Well, you take care of yourself, Nathan.
好 你也是 Yeah. You, too.
我回来了 Hey. I'm back.
去了趟教堂 Went to church.
见了威廉姆神父 Saw Father Williams.
是吗 挺好 Oh, yeah? Good.
他会为我们祈祷的 He's going to put us in his prayers.
那挺好的 Well, that should do it.
我又做错什么了吗 萨曼莎 What have I done now, Samantha?
没什么 Nothing.
你知道我求威廉姆神父帮我什么吗 You know what I asked him to help me with? Father Williams?
我请他拯救我的婚姻 I asked him to save my marriage.
明白了 I see.
真有意思 Interesting to hear.
我局里还有工作 I'm due at the station.
话说 我们来这干什么来的 So, what are we doing here again?
今天是你的生日 'Cause it's your birthday.
这就是我送你的礼物 给你指条明路 And my gift to you is this-- showing you the way.
-高尔夫吗 -高尔夫 - Golf? - Golf.
不 兄弟 这不是我的菜 Nah, man, it's... it's not my thing, pal.
-我记得你也不喜欢 可... -什么 - Last I checked it's not your thing, but... - What?
我 我想回去陪小贝了 I'm just... I want to get back to Bec.
-什么 不不不 -我还是先走了 - What? No, no, no. - I'm-I'm gonna take off...
给她点空间 Give her space.
相信我 你以后的苦日子 There's gonna be plenty of time for you
还长着呢 to become a martyr, I promise.
现在得先给你搞几根球杆玩玩 Right now we need to get you some new clubs.
不用了 我不想花这个钱 No, look, I-I don't want to spend the money.
这就错了 当了爸爸你才更应该 Wrong. Being a father means that every once in a while
不时给自己买点东西 you get to buy yourself something.
因为孩子们什么都有 Because your kids get everything else.
你看这些人 我不喜欢高尔夫球 Look at these guys. I-I don't like golf.
没人喜欢高尔夫球 Nobody likes golf.
我也不喜欢 I don't like golf.
但这不重要 But that doesn't matter.
-你需要买双新鞋子了 -是吗 - We need to get you some new shoes. - Yeah?
走吧 Let's go.
好搭配你的粉裤子吗 Match your pink pants?
好吧 Okay.
很好 Yes.
好 Okay.
《现代女性入门甜点》
蛋糕 好了 Cake. All right.
这我可以搞定的 Yeah, I can do that.
好 Okay.
不是吧 Really?
糖 Sugar.
好吧 找雪莉 Okay. Shelly.
雪莉 是我 丽贝卡 Hi, Shelly. It's Rebecca.
我简直是全世界最差劲最糟糕的老婆 I am the worst, most terrible wife in the entire world.
我完全忘了今天是杰克生日 I totally forgot that it's Jack's birthday today.
今天他一直在努力安抚我的情绪 And all he was doing was trying to make me feel better,
我却把他赶出了家门 and I kicked him out of the house.
我在他生日这天把他赶出了家门 雪莉 I kicked him out of the house on his birthday, Shelly.
而且我还没有车 And I don't have a car,
我真的好想给他做个... and I really want to make him this...
美味的巧克力杏仁蛋糕来庆祝生日 fancy chocolate almond cake for his birthday.
天啊 以前他生日的时候... Oh, God. And I usually do this, like, really...
我还给他跳梦露式性感生日舞 还有... sexy Marilyn Monroe-style birthday dance for him, and...
我的天啊 他肯定会抛弃我 Oh, my God. He's gonna leave me.
他会抛弃我去找个... He's gonna leave me for some...
性感又不疯癫的牙医 叫斯蒂芬妮什么的 some hot, not crazy dental hygienist named Stephanie
至少人家不会忘了他的生日 who doesn't forget his birthday.
我猜你估计不在家吧 I guess you're not home, huh?
我是丽贝卡 This is Rebecca.
我说过了吗 Did I say that?
好吧 拜拜 Okay, bye.
好了 Okay.
有人想去杂货店吗 Who wants to go to the grocery store? Huh?
都想去啊 很好 那走吧 All of you do. Great. Okay.
我们出发 Let's go.
*宝贝* *Baby*
*一切都会好起来* *Everything is all right*
*紧张* *Uptight*
*都会消失无踪* *Out of sight*
别吵了 屁股痒了是吗 Stop it. Do you want me to bust that bottom?
你猜怎么着 我不...我不在乎... You know what? I don't... I don't care...
能别吵了吗 别这样 Will you stop? No.
抱歉 别这样 查理 查理 Sorry. No, Charlie, Charlie...
你看着挺精神 爸 You look good, Dad.
说得没错 You really do.
一定是简·方达的舞步发挥作用了 Well, those Jane Fonda tapes must be working their magic.
美国影视演员 模特 健身教练
你看新出的《星球大战》了吗 Seen the new Star Wars film yet?
《帝国反击战》 Empire Strikes Back?
结局曲折得出乎你意料 It's got a real twist for an ending.
生活就够曲折的了 Life has enough twists.
艾利喜欢《凡夫俗子》 玛丽·泰勒·摩尔演的那部 Alli liked Ordinary People, the new one with Mary Tyler Moore.
根据朱迪斯·格斯特的同名小说改编的剧情片
你妈妈也很喜欢她 Oh. Your mom liked her.
你也可以去看看 Well, you should check it out.
找个朋友陪你去看场电影 Maybe see if a friend wants to join you for a flick.
有什么人你愿意邀请去 Anybody out there you might like to...
看场电影的吗 朋友什么的 take to a movie? A friend?
我儿子说话总是这么"含蓄" My son is about as subtle as an elephant with gas.
不如你再多给我介绍一下 Why don't you tell me some more about this, uh,
《凡夫俗子》这部电影 Ordinary People movie?
其实呢 Well...
玛丽扮演这个生动的母亲形象演得非常感人 it was really moving to see Mary play such a complicated mother--
这样的角色可不常有 you don't see that often.
托尼 卡尔 Tony, Carl,
这是我最好的朋友 杰克 this is my best friend, Jack.
今天是他的生日 Today's his birthday.
-生日快乐 哥们 -生日快乐 - Oh, happy birthday, man. - Happy birthday!
-谢谢 -他老婆怀着三胞胎 - Thank you. - And his wife is pregnant with triplets.
别这样 情况也没那么糟 Come on, it's not gonna be that bad.
得了 杰克 我... Oh, Jack, come on, now, I...
我爱你 我很为你高兴 I love you, and I'm excited for you.
你是个超级英雄 但别自欺欺人 You are a superhero. But don't kid yourself--
三胞胎肯定很折磨人 triplets are gonna be bad.
所以我们来给他买第一套高尔夫球杆 So we're buying him his first set of golf clubs.
不 你什么都别买 No, look, you're not buying anything.
他不相信 He's skeptical.
你会爱上打高尔夫球的 杰克 You're gonna love golf, Jack.
打一场下来至少四个小时 A round of golf takes at least four hours--
打得不好也许要五个小时 five if you suck,
幸好 我们大多都是这水平 which, luckily, most of us do.
五个小时欢乐时光里 Five blissful hours,
你老婆不会和你说孩子的抱法不正确 where your wife won't tell you that you're holding them wrong
喂奶方式不对或者你哪哪都不对 or feeding them wrong or just being generally wrong.
杰克 Jack.
-抱歉 -你还好吗 - Sorry. - You all right?
还好 我就是... Yeah, I just...
一直在想我妻子 还有我... just keep thinking about my wife and how I just...
多么想回家见她 want to get home to her,
和她待在一起 确保她一切都好 hang out with her, make sure she's okay.
虽然很不可思议 Which is crazy,
因为现在绝对是她情绪最不好的时候 because she's at her absolute worst right now.
整个人就像着了魔似的 I mean, like, exorcist level bad.
可我还是不想逃避她 But I still don't want to escape her,
还有以后流着口水浑身脏兮兮的孩子们 or my future vomiting, crap-riddled kids.
我想多花点时间陪着他们 I just, I want more time with them.
我多希望时间能停止 I want to freeze time with them,
这样我就能多陪陪他们了 so-so that I can get a little bit more.
谢谢你 米格尔 Well, thanks, Miguel.
我还是自己买个礼物吧 I think I am gonna buy myself a present.
-好的 -只是不在这 - Great. - Yeah, just not here.
很高兴认识你们 Nice to meet you guys.
-我也是 -祝你们玩得开心 - You, too. - Have a good game.
那家伙真让我们难为情 Well, that guy's gonna make us look bad.
好 我想... Okay, I need to make...
以人类的最快速度 a fancy chocolate almond cake
做个漂亮的巧克力杏仁蛋糕 as fast as humanly possible.
-好的 -所以我需要... - Okay. - So I'm gonna need...
黄油 butter...
糖 面粉 杏仁 sugar, flour, almonds...
还有半甜的巧克力 and semisweet chocolate.
太太 我这里是卖酒的 Ma'am, this is a liquor store.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
但外面写着"酒类及其他" But it says that it's "Liquor and more."
那"其他"在哪 So where's the more?
你这里是我徒步能走到的唯一一家店了 You were the only store within walking distance.
不是吧 Really?
好吧 你叫什么 Okay. What's your name?
特迪 Teddy.
我是丽贝卡 I'm Rebecca.
特迪 你看这样行不行 Teddy, here's the deal.
我连续几个晚上都没睡好 I haven't slept well in the last couple of nights, right?
穿的袜子不是一双我会哭 I cry when my socks are mismatched.
而且我对我丈夫的态度实在是太恶劣了 And I was really, really, really mean to my husband.
真的很恶劣 Really mean to him.
他可以说是个完美的人 And he's pretty much perfect.
我见过别人家的丈夫是什么样 I've seen what else is out there.
所以我必须 So I need to make him
为他的生日做些东西 你明白吗 something for his birthday. Do you understand me?
我要亲手给他做些什么 I need to make him something homemade.
不需要是很高档的巧克力杏仁蛋糕 It doesn't have to be fancy chocolate almond cake.
但必须是手工制作的 It just has to be homemade,
必须是我用这两只手手亲自做的 something that I make with my own two hands
这样他就能知道我有多爱他 so he can see how much I love him.
因为我之前真的很凶 'Cause I was really mean.
你明白吗 Do you understand?
我有香蕉玛芬蛋糕 Yeah. I got, um, banana muffins.
那我要个香蕉玛芬蛋糕 I'll take a banana muffin.
你有糖霜吗 Do you have icing?
我有夹心面包 I got Twinkies.
你可以把里面的馅料挤出来 You can squirt out the insides.
不错不错 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
这样应该能行 I can... work with that, I guess.
我要六个夹心面包 I'll take six Twinkies.
好的 Okay.
总共4.25美元 Uh, that'll be, uh, $4.25.
4.25美元 $4.25. Okay.
好 Okay.
谢谢你 特迪 Thank you, Teddy.
很高兴认识你 It was nice meeting you.
-我也是 -谢谢你 - You, too. - Thank you so much.
糟糕毛巾
特迪 Uh, Teddy?
我来开 I got it.
我正好活动一下 我去开门 I need to stretch. I'll grab it.
小不点 Hey, you.
你是哪儿来的 Where'd you come from?
有人把他放在了门口 Someone just left him. Right at the door.
就像电影里一样 Just like that, like in the movies.
我们应该把他送去警局 We should take him to the precinct.
警察会处理的 Cops'll know what to do.
你觉得会把他送去哪 What do you think'll happen to him?
可能会被送到孤儿院吧 He'll go in the system, probably.
他们肯定有专门的处理方式 I'm sure they got a routine in place for this type of thing.
家庭寄养或者领养 You know, foster care or adoption.
诸如此类 Whatever.
我把他送到警局去 I'll take him over to the precinct.
你是个小奇迹 对吗 You're a little miracle, aren't you?
对吗 Aren't you?
小宝贝们 Hey, little bugs.
对不起 妈妈最近的抱怨太多了 I'm sorry I've been complaining so much lately.
我很享受今年有你们当我的小跟班 'Cause I really enjoyed having you as my sidekicks this year.
对了 你们的音乐品味很赞 You have really great taste in music, by the way.
我想我只是... I guess I'm just, um...
我有些筋疲力尽了 I'm a little... overwhelmed.
不是说不想见到你们 我等不及想见你们了 Not about meeting you guys-- I can't wait to meet you guys.
我等不及想见你们了 I can't wait to meet you guys.
我知道我想这些有点太早了 I know I'm getting a little ahead of myself,
但是我好想给你们做万圣节服装 but I can't wait to make Halloween costumes for you,
特别奇怪 因为我并不怎么喜欢万圣节 which is weird, because I'm not a big Halloween person.
最近我经常发脾气 I've been acting out lately.
我对你们的爸爸很不好 可是他... I've been terrible to your dad, who is just...
如此完美 perfect.
他太完美了 He is so perfect.
我的天 Oh, my God,
你们出生后肯定会被吓到 you guys are going to freak out
因为你们的爸爸实在太好了 when you see how awesome your dad is.
真的 你们会成为他的... Honestly, you're gonna be...
头号粉丝 huge fans.
我比较担心你们见到我的反应 I think I'm nervous about you guys meeting me.
我不知道在肚子里你们能知道多少 I don't know how much you can tell from in there,
但是我大概无法成为 but I am not gonna be the perfect mom
你们梦中的完美母亲 you've probably been dreaming about.
你们会做梦吧 You guys dream, right?
应该会 I think so.
我没耐心 I'm impatient.
我还... And I'm...
固执 stubborn.
还有 And, uh...
四年级的时候... I stole an Abba-Zaba bar
我从杂货店偷了一根太妃糖果棒 from the grocery store in fourth grade.
而且我很害怕 And I'm... terrified
我会做很多很多次错误的决定 that I'm gonna make a hundred wrong decisions
我担心这会影响到你们 and ruin the chances that you guys have
让你们过不上应得的幸福生活 to lead the perfect lives that you deserve, but...
但是我会永远保护你们 I will protect you fiercely.
在你们睡不着觉的时候 And I will always sing to you
我会为你们唱歌 when you can't sleep.
每一次听见你们的笑声我都会激动不已 And I will always be excited to hear you laugh.
你们的笑声肯定各有特色 对吧 I bet you guys are gonna have wildly different laughs, huh?
我还没见到你们 已经爱你们爱到心都疼了 I love you so much it hurts, and I haven't even met you yet.
太疯狂了 It's crazy.
也许... So, I guess what...
我想说的是 I'm trying to say is, um...
我只能拜托你们欣赏我的优点 you are gonna have to take the good with the bad
包容我的缺点 when it comes to me.
现在情况你们都了解了 So, now that you know all of this,
你们还... are you still...
期待来到这个世界陪伴我吗 excited to come and join me out here, huh?
我就当你们这是同意了 I'll take that as a yes.
你真的好美 You are so beautiful.
杰克 你在做什么 Jack, what are you doing?
这东西你从哪儿弄来的 Where did you get that thing?
我就是觉得需要这个 Eh, I thought that we needed it.
宝贝 你一直都在录我吗 Babe, wait, have you been filming me this whole time?
-当然 -别录了 - Yeah. - No.
没事的 别担心 这个... It's okay, don't worry, it doesn't--
这个不录声音 只录图像 it doesn't get sound, just picture.
快关掉 Turn it off.
过来 Come here.
过来 宝贝 Come here, baby.
我忘记你的生日了 I forgot your birthday.
-没关系 -不 - It's okay. - No,
有关系 因为你是世界上最好的丈夫 it's not okay, 'cause you are the world's greatest husband.
你还会是世界上最好的爸爸 And you're gonna be the world's greatest dad.
我保证 我和孩子们 And I promise you, me and the kids--
以后每年生日都会给你做 we're gonna make you those cheesy mugs every year
俗套的马克杯 for your birthday.
我 And I-I...
我给你买了世上最差的生日礼物 got you the world's worst birthday present.
给你做了世上最差的生日纸杯蛋糕 And I made you the world's worst birthday cupcake
就在厨房里 我也不知道 down in the kitchen, but I don't know--
我就是想为你做点什么 I had to do something.
糟糕毛巾
这个 Oh, that is...
-这正是我想要的 -肯定不是 - that is exactly what I wanted. - No, it's not.
不过你还可以跳 Well, there is a certain dance
我每年都期待的舞 that I look forward to every year...
杰克 Jack.
不 少来了 No. Stop. I was...
我其实在想 I was actually thinking like, um,
给你做个肩膀按摩之类的 I don't know, like, a shoulder rub.
我的内衣都穿不了了 None of my lingerie is gonna fit me.
没关系 That's okay.
我不管 这可是生日传统 Birthday tradition doesn't care.
好 Okay.
-行吗 -行啊 来吧牛仔 - Yeah? Yeah? - Yeah. All right, cowboy.
五分钟后卧室见 So, I'll meet you in the bedroom in five minutes.
你知道该做什么吧 You know what to do.
脱光光哦 Strip down to your birthday suit.
这里是我家 彼得 It's my home, Peter.
希望你们不要压低声音说话 I'd appreciate if everyone spoke at full volume.
到底有什么事 Now, what's on your mind?
爸 我们很担心你 Dad, we're officially worried about you.
没必要担心我 Well, that is officially unnecessary.
我们也很想她 We miss her, too.
爸 她已经去世了一年多了 Dad, she's been gone for over a year.
十四个月 14 months.
内森 Nathan...
你还年轻 you're still a young man.
你在医院上班 I mean, you're working, what,
一周也就工作六十来个小时 60 hours a week at the hospital?
怎么可能 那都算度假了 I wish. That would be a vacation.
或许你该给自己放个假 Maybe you could take a vacation.
别说了 Please stop.
妈已经去世了 爸 Mom's gone, Dad.
我知道她已经去世了 I know she's gone.
你以为我不知道吗 You don't think I know she's gone?
她是我下葬的 皮特 I buried her, Peter.
我和她结婚53年 然后安葬了她 I was married to her for 53 years and I buried her.
我不用你跟我说她已经去世了 I don't need you to tell me she's gone.
我不想放开她 And I will never move on,
所以你们不要逼我了 so stop asking me to.
她是我妻子 She's my wife.
她是我的一切 She was my life.
虽然我很爱你们 And I love you two,
但你们要是再劝我放下 but if you tell me to move on again
就不必再来我们家了 you will not be welcome in our home.
我的孙子们来了 There's my grandkids.
要不要来点容易引起蛀牙的垃圾食品 Hey, who's ready for some junk that'll rot your teeth out?
小萨 Sam.
什么事 我正在读书呢 What? I'm in the middle of reading something.
你抱着什么 What is that?
他被人遗弃在消防局的台阶上 He was left at the doorstep of the fire house.
我今天向威廉姆神父寻求奇迹 The same day I asked Father Williams for a miracle,
他就出现在了我们台阶上 he was literally left at our doorstep.
所以呢 So...
他就是为我们而来的 小萨 He was meant for us, Sam.
我们没能生孩子 We couldn't have kids,
因此逐渐疏远 and we grew apart because of it.
-但现在...-乔 他不是我们的孩子 - But now... - Stop. Joe, that is not our baby.
他是个弃婴 That is just some child...
被一个丧尽天良的人 who was left by a terrible person
遗弃在你们消防局 at your fire station.
小萨 Sam...
我很抱歉 但是... I'm sorry, but, God...
你清醒一下 乔 Come on, Joe.
我们的关系不是一个孩子就能修复的 A baby is not just gonna fix us.
他是个新生儿 That is a newborn baby.
你得送他去医院 You need to get it to a hospital.
马上 Now.
免得因此被逮捕 Before you get arrested.
我准备好了 Okay, I'm ready.
你保证会喜欢我送的礼物吗 Hey, you promise you like your gift?
这条毛巾吗 简直糟糕透了 The towel? It's absolutely terrible.
-穿戴好了吗 -是的 - Suit's on? - Yes, ma'am.
-你的生日礼服[双关"裸体"] -就一条毛巾 - Your birthday suit? - It's the only one I've got.
我只能把内衣套在外面了 I had to put the lingerie on top of my clothes.
看出来了 I see that.
这感觉一点也不好 It wasn't a great moment for me.
尊重传统嘛 Tradition is tradition.
皮特和阿莉今天来过了 Peter and Alli came over today.
凯洛琳·卡托斯基
他绝对是你亲生儿子 He is your son, through and through,
毫无疑问 that's for certain.
倔得像头驴 Stubborn as a damn mule.
他以为自己懂得很多 He thinks he knows something
以为自己有多成熟 'cause he's been married for...
也就结婚十来年而已 what, ten whole years?
我很爱儿子 但是... I love that boy, but...
天哪 my God.
凯洛琳 我得跟你说实话 Carol, I'm gonna say something now, and you have
你得保证不会生气 to promise now not to be mad at me.
每天早上 我一打开 药柜 Every morning, I open the, uh, medicine cabinet,
就会盯着你那些药... and I just stare at all your...
亲爱的 没有你的日子 Baby, I don't know if I can keep doing this
我不知道还能撑多久 without you anymore.
而且我... And I, uh...
我不知道还想不想撑下去 I'm really not sure that I want to.
我真怀念有你的日子 我... God, I miss being with you, and I...
好吧 Well...
医院叫我回去了 Duty calls.
我们... We'll, uh...
下次找机会再接着聊 好吗 finish this conversation another time, okay?
我爱你 亲爱的 I love you, baby.
我之前从没见过施耐德医生 I've never heard Dr. Schneider
-这么歇斯底里 -好吧 - scream obscenities like that before. - ‭Well,‬
阑尾穿孔的时候可顾不得什么礼仪 a burst appendix'll do that for you.
再跟我说一遍病人的情况 Mm. ‭Give me the run-down again.‬
丽贝卡·皮尔森 30岁 Uh, Rebecca Pearson, 30 years old.
头胎就怀了三胞胎 First-time mother with triplets.
精神状态怎么样 How's the mental state?
还不错 挺镇静的 She's good. Calm.
我是说她丈夫 I meant the husband.
这个鬼东西究竟能用来干什么的 What the hell could this thing possibly be for?
是做肛检用的 It's for rectal examinations.
而且那个是用过的 That one's from the dirty pile.
抱歉 Sorry.
我是卡托斯基医生 Now, then, I'm Dr. Katowski,
你们可以叫我医生或者卡医生 but you can call me Doc or Dr. K,
人们一般都这么叫我 which is what most people choose to do...
大儿子出来了 First male is out.
有些不对劲 Something's not right.
第三个孩子没保住 杰克 We lost the third baby, Jack.
我很遗憾 I'm-I'm very sorry.
我想去陪我妻子 I need to be with my wife.
可以的 但她现在需要睡一觉 You will be, but she needs to sleep now.
你先坐下 You just sit there.
我妻子去年去世的 I lost my wife last year.
癌症 我们有五个孩子 十一个孙子 Cancer. Five children, 11 grandkids.
但我们失去了第一胎 接生时夭折的 But we lost our very first child during the delivery.
你醒了 There she is.
你表现非常好 You did so good.
出什么事了 What's wrong?
有个孩子没保住 We lost one of the babies.
不不 这不是真的 No. No, that's not true.
是真的 Yeah.
不可能 这不是真的 No, that's not true.
这不是真的 That's not true.
没事的 It's okay.
-不不不 -没关系的 - No! No! No! No! No! - ‭It's okay.‬
不不 不可能 你在说谎 No. No, no, no, you're lying to me.
-是的 -我们有三个宝宝 - Yeah. - ‭We have three babies.‬
对 ‭We do.‬
没事的 It's okay.
我想也许有一天 I like to think that maybe one day,
你会变成像我这样的老人... you'll be an old man like me,
并向一位年轻人娓娓道来 唠叨着解释 talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him
如何将生活带给你柠檬般的酸楚 how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer...
哪个是你家的 Which one's yours?
酿成犹如柠檬汽水般的甘甜 and turned it into something resembling lemonade.
你呢 哪个是你的孩子 How about you? Which one's yours?
都不是 None of 'em, actually.
奇了怪了 Strangest damn thing.
有人把刚出生的孩子丢在了消防局 Someone left a newborn at my fire station.
我不知道该怎么办 就送来医院了 I didn't know what to do, so I brought him here.
抽烟吗 Smoke?
不了 谢谢 No. Thank you.
如果你能做到 If you can do that,
那你还是能从医院里 then you will still be taking three babies
带走三个孩子 home from this hospital,
只是跟你的计划稍有偏差而已 just maybe not the way you planned.
我感觉到过他们 杰克 I felt all of them, Jack.
他们三个都踢过我 I felt all three kicking.
我知道 I know.
我真以为我们注定会拥有三个孩子 I really felt like we were meant to have three.
我也是 Me, too.
也许确实是命中注定 What if we still are?
孩子还好吗 Baby okay?
是 Yeah.
你是个好人 You're a good man.
什么 What?
我们最近关系很不对劲 We've been awful lately.
你捡到一个被遗弃的婴儿 And you find an abandoned baby,
第一反应是把他带回家 and your first thought is to bring him home.
想借孩子... To try and...
来修补我们的关系 repair us... with him.
-这做法很傻 -是啊 ‭- It was stupid. ‭- Yeah.
但也很贴心 But also sweet.
你希望过我们能重新开始吗 You ever wish we could just start over?
回到以前 Go back to where we started,
回到最开始 like that first day, you know, just
重新再来一次 try to do it all fresh?
有时候想过 其实一直都想 Yeah, sometimes. All the time.
老实说 我就希望能... It's all I want, honestly--
重新开始 to start over.
你好 我叫萨曼莎 Hi. I'm Samantha.
不用...担心 只是追尾而已 Don't... worry about what happened back there.
你愿意跟我喝杯咖啡吗 Can I take you for a cup of coffee?
好 Yeah.
天呐 今天真折腾 God, that was a day.
-听到最新消息了吗 -什么 ‭- You hear the latest? ‭- What's that?
怀了三胞胎的那对夫妇 Couple with the triplets.
他们在打听被遗弃在消防局的那个婴儿 He's been asking about the baby from the fire station.
好像想领养呢 Might be thinking about adopting.
我要走了 Well, I'm out of here.
再见 卡托斯基医生 Night, Dr. Katowski.
我... I, um...
我昨天跟一个年轻人说了我们孩子的事 told a young man about the baby, yesterday, hon.
我很长时间都没跟人说起... I haven't spoken to anybody about that in...
这件事了 a really long time.
我给了他一些建议 And I, uh... I gave him some advice.
他好像真的听到心里去了 And it seems he may have actually listened to me.
他好像成功地将生命中 It seems he may have taken the worst thing
遭遇的厄运 that ever happened to him in his life,
化为了动力 and tried to push on.
我生命中的每时每刻 There isn't a minute that goes by
都想念着你 that I don't think of you.
我... And I...
我希望你知道这点 I hope you know this.
但愿这也是你希望我做的 I hope this is what you would want me to do.
我希望是这样 I expect it is.
好了 兰德尔 开始吧 Come on, Randall. Let's go.
很好 都准备好了吗 Great. You guys ready?
-好了 -我们每年都看这个 - Yup. - We watch these every year.
可今天我过父亲节 看什么我说了算 Yeah, well, it's my Father's Day, and I pick the movies,
我们要从开头看起 so we're gonna start at the beginning.
你说什么呢 妈妈 What are you saying, Mom?
-秘密 -能告诉我们吗 -‭ ‭Secret. -‭ ‭Can you tell us?
不能 谢谢宝贝 No. Thank you.
不能 一起看吧 最精彩的部分来了 No. Let's watch it, here comes the best part.
我想也许有一天 I like to think that maybe one day,
你会变成像我这样的老人 you'll be an old man like me,
并向一位年轻人娓娓道来 talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him
你是如何将生活带给你柠檬般的酸楚 how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer
酿成犹如柠檬汽水般的甘甜 and turned it into something resembling lemonade.
如果你能做到 If you can do that,
那你还是能从医院带走三个孩子 then you will still be taking three babies home from this hospital,
只是跟你的计划稍有偏差而已 just maybe not the way you planned. ‭