守望者 第一季第三集
谢谢 Thank you.
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赵氏
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连接成功 正在传输信息 Uplink complete. You are now transmitting.
请拿起听筒 开始讲话 Pick up the receiver and begin speaking at any time.
曼哈顿博士正在接听 Doctor Manhattan is listening.
我又来了 It's me again.
给你讲个笑话 I've got a joke.
你要是听过 就吱一声 Stop me if you've heard this one.
有一个泥瓦匠 There's this guy, he's a bricklayer.
他匠砖一流 He's really good at it.
手艺高超 He's a real master of his craft
因为他要求精准 because he's precise.
美国英雄故事 民兵 喜剧引发悲剧
每块砖都各得其所 Every brick has its place.
话说 这人有个女儿 Anyway, this guy has a daughter
他打算把砌砖的手艺传给她 and he's gonna teach her to be a bricklayer,
毕竟 代代相传 才能经久不灭 because, after all, all a man has is his legacy.
于是 他决定在后院建一个烧烤架 So Dad decides to build a barbecue in the backyard.
他计算出具体所需砖块的数量 He does the math, he figures out exactly what he needs,
他手把手地一步步将技艺传授给女儿 and he shows the daughter how to do everything, step‐by‐step.
制作完成了 烧烤架很精致 And when he finishes, it's a beauty.
烧烤架完美无瑕 It's a perfect barbecue,
正如他在蓝图上描绘的一样 just the way he drew it in the blueprints.
只有一个问题... Only one problem...
多出了一块砖 There's a brick left over.
剩了一块砖 One... single... brick.
他焦躁不安 The guy freaks out.
肯定是某个环节出了差错 He must've done something wrong.
他要重砌一遍 He's going to have to start all over again.
正当他拿起大锤 准备把烧烤架砸碎时 So he picks up his sledgehammer to knock the thing to pieces
他女儿突然说道 "老爸 等等 我有办法" and suddenly his daughter says, "Daddy, wait. I have an idea."
她捡起那块砖 She picks up the orphan brick
使劲向高空抛去 and she throws it up into the air‐‐ as high as she can.
然后... And... and...
早上好 有什么可以为你效劳 Good morning. How may I help you?
然后她... 该死 And... And then she‐‐ shit!
故事讲岔了 I messed it up.
好吧... Okay...
忘了这个笑话 我重新讲一个吧 Forget that joke. Can I tell you another one?
立刻把柜台里的钱交出来 Money from the fucking drawers! Now!
所有人趴下 Everyone on the goddamn floor!
立刻把钱拿出来 Money, fucking now!
后退 Back the fuck off!
释放人质 别挣扎了 Release the hostage. It's over.
你怎么知道我们会来这里 How'd you know we were gonna be here?
有人匿名给你通风报信吗 I mean, did you get an anonymous tip?
什么 What?
该死 万一是联调局的人呢 Shit! What if it was the FBI?
因为你做义警 路见不平一声吼 Because what you're doing right now? Vigilantism?
有违法律 It's illegal.
联调局也太机智了吧 So it would be super smart for federal law enforcement
故意把抢劫银行的消息透露给你 to tip you off that this bank was about to be robbed.
你肯定想不到匿名线人其实在给你下套 Of course, you couldn't know you were being set up.
不然也不会傻傻走进陷阱了吧 Otherwise you wouldn't walk right into their trap, right?
该死 Shit.
怎样 What?
你和孩子都得站在路障后面 Like I tell your kids, sir, stay behind the barricades!
女士们 先生们 请往后站 Ladies and gentlemen, please stand back.
这里是犯罪现场 This is a crime scene.
-干得好 -把你的手铐给我 ‐ Nice work. ‐ Give me your cuffs.
布莱克 Blake.
你怎么知道他的盔甲能挡子弹 How'd you know his body armor would stop the bullets?
为自身安全着想 For your own safety
也为保护犯罪现场不被破坏... and the integrity of the crime scene‐‐
-狗屁 狗屁 -请往后站 - Bullshit! Bullshit! - Stand back!
你为什么要逮捕他 他是英雄 Why are you arresting him? He's a hero!
请往后站 Please! Stand back!
他不是英雄 He's not a hero!
他就是个笑话 He's a fucking joke.
你这头母猪 You fucking pig!
她死于太空垃圾
美国朋克乐队
播放"退化乐队" Play Devo.
停止播放 Stop Devo.
-凯恩参议员 -布莱克探员 ‐ Senator Keene. ‐ Agent Blake.
很抱歉登门打扰 Sorry to bother you at home.
我之前给你的办公室留了三次言 I left three messages at your office.
-我白天不在办公室 -显而易见 ‐ I wasn't at my office. ‐ Clearly.
听说你逮捕了大名鼎鼎的"复仇者" I heard you caught The Revenger.
恭喜 Congrats.
就是个不值一提的义警而已 Just "Revenger," no "The."
上个月就逮捕了他 今天逮捕的是"影子先生" And I got him last month. Today was Mr. Shadow.
厉害啊 布莱克 Well, shit, Blake.
我代表美国纳税人 On behalf of the American taxpayer,
谢谢你维护城市安全 thank you for keeping our streets safe
阻止玩角色扮演的有钱人捣乱 from rich assholes playing dress‐up.
不必客气 You're quite welcome.
-我能进去吗 -进来吧 ‐ May I come in? ‐ You may.
-我能看一眼吗 -小心你的手指 ‐ Can I peek? ‐ Watch your fingers.
-叫什么 -谁 ‐ What's his name? ‐ Who.
这只猫头鹰 The owl.
名字就叫"谁" 不信你问它 "Who," that's his name. Ask him yourself.
你外出时 有人可以帮忙照看吗 Can you get someone to take care of him while you're out of town?
我要外出吗 乔 Am I going out of town, Joe?
明天 副局长会派你去塔尔萨 Tomorrow, the deputy director is gonna send you down to Tulsa
带队查案 to take lead on an investigation.
-你怎么知道 -因为我向他要求由你带队 ‐ And you know this...? ‐ 'Cause I asked him to.
调查什么案子 What am I investigating?
警察局长吊死一案 Chief of police got hung.
吊死了 你和他熟吗 Hanged. You knew him?
不是很熟 他生前是个好人 A little. He was a good man.
他妻子曾经负责过我的竞选活动 His wife ran my senate campaign.
大家觉得是"七骑团"所为 Folks assume the Seventh Kavalry did it.
但你另有己见 But that's not what you assume.
七骑杀警后 总是会居功 7K always takes credit when they kill a cop,
但是这一次他们毫无动静 but not a peep from them on this.
你觉得是义警所为吗 You think it was a vigilante?
-有可能 -为何 ‐ Sure could be. ‐ Why?
眼红同行吧 Call it professional jealousy.
义警本就视警察为敌 Vigilantes already see cops as the enemy.
况且警察可合法佩戴面罩 而他们不能 Now they got mask envy on top.
也许你就不该允许警察佩戴面罩 乔 Well, maybe you shouldn't have put the cops in masks, Joe.
效果显著啊 It works.
《警法》实施后 塔尔萨的犯罪率下降了80% Crime's down 80% in Tulsa since we passed DOPA.
-其他城市... -《警法》吗 ‐ And other cities‐‐ ‐ You called it DOPA?
《警察防卫法》 The Defense of Police Act.
念起来朗朗上口 And it's such a great acronym
其他城市也纷纷想要效仿 that other cities wanna jump on board and pilot it.
亚特兰大 新奥尔良 连丹佛也动心了 Atlanta, New Orleans, even goddamn Denver.
面罩护人平安 Masks save lives.
这是我的主张 押上了我的名誉 My reputation, my name is built on that idea.
警察因此维持了塔尔萨三年的和平 Now, those cops have kept the peace down there for three years,
现在有人想挑起战争 and now someone's trying to start a war.
如果成功引战 《警法》的成果就付诸东流了 And if they do, it all goes to shit.
你竞选总统也就无望了 And you don't get to be president.
劳里... You know, Laurie...
总统可以赦免任何人 the president can pardon anybody he wants.
随便选 Anybody.
甚至能下令允许放养猫头鹰 He could even get your owl out of that cage.
俄克拉荷马事儿真多 Fucking Oklahoma.
别管泥瓦匠了 给你讲个新笑话 Okay. Forget the brick. New joke.
三个英雄死后到了天国之门前 Three heroes die, and they all show up at the pearly gates.
由上帝决定他们死后该去往何处 God's there to decide what their eternal fate shall be.
上天堂 或下地狱 Heaven... or Hell.
第一个英雄打扮得像只猫头鹰[夜枭] Our first hero is dressed up like a big owl.
上帝问他 And God says to him,
"我赐予了你绝妙的创造力" "I gifted you the ability to make fantastic inventions".
"你将此天赋用在何处了" What did you do with this amazing talent?"
猫头鹰男答道 "我打造了一艘拉风的飞船" And Owl Guy says, "I made this really awesome flying ship
"制造了很多帅气的制服和酷炫的武器" "And lots of cool outfits and weapons,
"以此维护城市的和平" so that I could bring peace to the city."
上帝问道 "那你杀了多少人啊" God asks, "So how many people did you kill?"
猫头鹰男听后很恼火 Owl Guy seems offended.
"零个" 他答道 "我从没杀过人" "Zero," he says, "I didn't take a single life."
上帝皱眉道 "抱歉 猫头鹰男" God frowns. "Sorry, Owl Guy.
"不愿杀生 这点值得赞赏" "Your heart's in the right place,
"但未免太过妇人之仁了" but you're just too soft."
于是 上帝打了个响指 And God snaps his fingers.
第一个英雄就下了地狱 And the hero goes to Hell.
第七骑兵团 Seventh Kavalry.
美军与印第安人之间最惨烈的战役 印第安酋长"疯马"率领军队歼灭了卡斯特率领的第1骑兵师第7骑兵团
名字的灵感显然来自"小巨角战役" 但叫什么不一样啊 Apparently, it's a Custer's last Stand thing, but who gives a shit.
不过就是换了个面具的3K党 They're just the Klan with different masks.
他们出现的时间 They first popped up
正值通过了《种族暴力受害者法案》 after the Victims of Racial Violence Act was passed.
非裔美国人去往塔尔萨领取补偿金 African‐Americans come to Tulsa to claim their benefits,
在那里买地经商 they buy land, start businesses.
大家都心知肚明 And we all know how accommodating white folks are
白人见不得有色人种过得好 when people of color dare to prosper.
但在罗伯特·雷德福领导下的美国 But in Robbie Redford's America,
警察对所有人种一视同仁 于是采取了一系列措施 the cops protect everybody, so they push back.
他们揪出了塔尔萨所有支持白人至上主义的相关人等 They ID everyone in Tulsa who's supremacist‐adjacent,
搜他们的家 没收他们的枪支... search their houses, take their guns‐‐
就连老古董也没给他们留下 even the grandfathered ones.
罗夏日记
显然 他们还是有所遗漏... But obviously, they missed a few‐‐
1985年10月13日
这是什么 What the hell is this?
这是《罗夏日记》节选 It's, an excerpt from Rorschach's journal.
"七骑团"戴的是罗夏面具 长官 The Kavalry wears his mask, sir.
我就是觉得 要想分析他们的动机 I just thought, for, psychological context,
-可以从此入手 -现在和80年代能一样吗 皮特 ‐ You might want to‐‐ ‐ Is it the 1980s, Petey?
不一样 长官 No, sir.
那谁还在意罗夏啊 Then who gives a shit about Rorschach?
下一页 Next slide.
他们有组织地同时去塔尔萨警员家中偷袭 Coordinated simultaneous attacks at the homes of Tulsa PD.
杀害了警察及其家属 Not just the cops, their families, too.
幸存者寥寥 贾德·克劳福德就是其中之一 Only a few survivors, including Judd Crawford.
部分警员中枪负伤 但依然坚守岗位 Couple others get shot and stay,
其他人都纷纷辞职了 the rest of the force quits.
再没人愿做警察 And there's no way to recruit new cops,
因为无法保证"七骑团"不会再次屠杀 because how do you guarantee the Kavalry won't just do it again?
这时 "牛仔"参议员就登场了 Enter Senator Giddyup.
"既然可以以毒攻毒" "If y'all can fight fire with fire,
"那就戴着面罩对抗面罩义警吧" y'all can fight masks with masks!"
于是引入了亮黄色的面罩 Bright yellow ones.
警察得以隐瞒身份 So, the cops hide their faces,
坏人就无法得知他们的住所了 and the bad guys don't know where they live.
布莱克是二代丝魂
况且 多重身份多刺激啊 是吧 布莱克 And who doesn't want a secret identity. Right, Blake?
对 老大 Right, boss.
塔尔萨重归宁静 但平静的局面上周被打破了 Peace returns to Tulsa, until last week.
贾德·克劳福德警长被吊在了树上 Cut to: Chief Judd Crawford, in a tree,
吊死了 H‐A‐N‐G‐I‐N‐G.
开灯吧 Lights.
布莱克带队 飞机已备好 Blake's running point. Jet's on the tarmac.
大家两小时后出发 You're all wheels up in two hours,
-收拾好东西 -不 我一个人去 ‐ So grab your‐‐ ‐ No. Just me.
什么 What?
如果联调局小队横刀直入 Tulsa PD's never gonna cooperate
塔尔萨警局肯定不会配合 if an army of suits falls from the sky.
我一个人就可以了 I can point all by myself.
劳里 你一个人去不合适 Laurie, you can't go in there alone.
好吧 那就带上... Fine. I'll, take...
带他一起 him.
飞机准备在塔尔萨降落了 We're beginning our descent into Tulsa.
两位特工 请系好安全带 Agents, please buckle up.
我也带了眼罩 I brought one too.
-怎么有洞啊 -不是睡眠眼罩 ‐ It's got holes in it. ‐ It's not for sleeping.
法拉格局长简报时提过... In the briefing, Director Farragut said...
我就是觉得 如果警察都戴着面罩 I just thought if the police wear them...
我们也得入乡随俗啊 When in Rome, right?
塔尔萨这种风俗 不随也罢 Tulsa's not Rome.
记住 你是联调局探员 不是"西部独行侠" And you're a federal agent, not the Lone Fucking Ranger.
对 好吧 Right. Gotcha.
现在看向窗外 If you wanna take a look out the window,
可以鸟瞰"千禧钟" we've got a bird's‐eye view of the Millennium Clock.
"盖世功业 敢叫天公折服" "Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair."
你说什么 What?
这是千禧钟动土时 赵妪的发言 That's what Lady Trieu said at the groundbreaking for the clock.
她买下阿德里安·维特的公司后 向他叫板 A... shout out to Adrian Veidt after she bought his company.
官方通报维特已经身亡 They finally declared him dead,
但我在阿根廷办事处有个朋友 but I've got a buddy on the Argentina desk
据说 维特整容了 who says Veidt got plastic surgery,
现在某处隐姓埋名生活呢 and he's now living incognito down there.
你认识他吧 以前曾经共事过 You knew him, right? Back in the old days?
他那时人称"法老王" When he was Ozymandias?
-你想要签名吗 -什么 ‐ You want my autograph? ‐ What?
你显然对往事很感兴趣 Well, you've clearly have a hard‐on for the past,
给你签在哪儿啊 so, what do you want me to sign?
我毕业论文的主题就是77年警察罢工事件 I wrote my graduate thesis on the police strike of '77,
当时你和老相好还在华盛顿特区 when you and your ex were in D. C.
我指的是曼哈顿博士 and by "ex" I mean Dr. Manhattan,
世上最强大的生物 the most powerful being in existence.
抱歉 我无法装作不认识你 Sorry for not pretending that I don't know who you are
虽然不该打扰金盆洗手的"名人" 但是... because we're supposed to leave "famous" people alone, but...
你带我来 我心存感激 布莱克探员 you brought me here, Agent Blake.
我进入联调局播放幻灯片之前 And before I was recruited by the FBI to run the slide projector,
拿到了历史学的博士学位 I had a PhD in history.
所以... So...
请别把我当成是... Please don't treat me like I'm some kind of...
脑残粉 fan.
对 我以前认识阿德里安·维特 Yeah. I knew Adrian Veidt.
我也不喜欢他[不是脑残粉] I too am not a fan.
我之前讲到哪儿了 Where was I?
想起来了 Right, right.
天国之门依然大开 The pearly gates await
等候上帝对下一个英雄的审判 our next hero in line for almighty judgment.
第二个英雄自信一定能进入天堂 Our Hero Number Two is confident he can game this out,
因为上帝赐予了他聪明才智 because that's his God‐given talent‐‐ smarts.
有人甚至称他为世上最聪明的人[法老王] Some might even say he was the smartest man in the world.
"你将我赐予的聪明才智用在何处了" 上帝问道 "So, what'd you do with that big brain I gave you?" asks God.
"其实吧" "Well, as a matter of fact,
"我拯救了人类" 聪明人答道 I saved humanity," says Smarty‐pants.
"说说过程" 上帝问道 "Well, how'd you do that?" asks God.
"我在纽约市投放了巨型外星章鱼" "Well, I dropped a giant alien squid on New York.
"大家怕得要死" "And everybody was so afraid of it,
"于是就不再内斗了" they stopped being afraid of each other."
"好吧" 上帝沉吟道 "Okay," says God.
"你杀了多少人呢" "How many people did you kill?"
聪明人笑了 Smarty‐pants smiles.
"差不多三百万吧" "Three million, give or take.
"成大事 必然伴随着牺牲啊" But you can't make an omelette without breaking a couple eggs."
"天呐" 上帝叹道 "Christ," God says,
"你简直毫无人性" "You're a fucking monster."
"才不是" 聪明人反驳道 "Am not!" says Smarty‐pants.
上帝打了个响指 God snaps his fingers.
第二个英雄也下了地狱 The hero goes to Hell.
也许不是这里 Maybe it's the wrong warehouse?
是吗 Yeah?
来自你博士学位的直觉吗 Is that what your PhD in history tells you?
拿着 不准偷吃 Here. Don't eat those.
在车上等我 Wait here.
好吧 不用我跟... Right. Shouldn't I‐‐?
大家好啊 There!
你们干什么呢 What are you guys up to?
你是谁 Who the fuck are you?
联调局探员 劳里·布莱克 Special Agent Laurie Blake.
你又是谁 Who the fuck are you?
侠盗珍妮 Pirate Jenny.
红色恐慌 Red Scare.
真棒 Cool.
先生 我是联调局探员 Sir, I'm with the FBI.
他们侵犯你的公民权了吗 Are your civil rights being violated?
是的 长官 Yes, ma'am.
他们俩闯入我的店铺 These people came into my place of business
直接就把我拽走了 and they just grabbed me.
都没宣读我的权利... They didn't read me my rights or‐‐
打断一下 不好意思 我就随口一问 Okay. Sorry, I was just kidding. I don't care.
我要找"镜中人" I'm looking for someone named "Looking Glass."
他在吗 Is he in there?
闭嘴 贱人 闭嘴 Shut your mouth, bitch! Shut up!
张嘴 Open your mouth.
镜中人在吊舱 他知道你会来吗 Looking Glass is in the pod. Is he expecting you?
但愿不知道 Boy, I sure hope not.
为了警员的人身安全 For the safety of our officers,
需要给你蒙上眼罩 we're gonna have to put the blindfold back on you
然后才能送你回去 before we can send you back.
他没问题 划掉吧 He's clear. Take him off the board.
我知道大家都在等 但我能插个队吗 I‐I know there's a line, but could I go next?
-请别乱动 -这是什么 ‐ Please don't touch‐‐ ‐ What does this thing do?
说来复杂 It's complicated.
说来听听看 Try me.
该装置能测定负面文化偏见 It determines and exposes negative cultural biases
嫌疑人可能并不承认 但却实际存在 to which the suspect might otherwise not admit.
-种族歧视检测仪啊 -没这么简单 ‐ So it's a racist detector. ‐ That's an oversimplification.
外面蒙着眼罩的那些人 So I'm guessing all these blindfolded gentlemen and ladies out here
都是可疑的"七骑团"成员吧 are suspected Seventh Kavalry?
有人承认杀了警长吗 Any of them confess to murdering your chief?
暂时还没有 Not as of yet, no.
抱歉 我牙上沾了东西 Sorry, I got a seed stuck there or something.
你的头套就是面镜子 You know, you wear a mirror on your face,
不用说不过去啊 people are gonna use it.
干脆把面罩摘了吧 韦德 Or you could just take that silly mask off, Wade.
还是该称你为"迪尔曼警探" Or do you prefer Detective Tillman?
叫我"韦德"吧 Wade's fine.
能把遥控器还给我吗 May I have the control back, please?
有何贵干 布莱克探员 How may I help you, Agent Blake?
说说警长的尸检结果 Tell me about your chief's autopsy.
身上有淤痕和出血点 Ligature marks, petechial hemorrhaging,
还有窒息痕迹和静脉淤血 combined asphyxia and venous congestion.
毫无疑问 是被吊死了 Absolutely zero doubt he was hanged.
做血液检测了吗 Was there a tox screen?
你应该看过报告了 没做血检 I'm guessin' you've read the report, so you know there ain't.
为什么不做 Why "ain't" there?
没必要 死因很明确 No need. Cause of death is clear.
也对 是啊 You're right. It totally is.
那晚偷袭牧场是什么情况 So this raid the other night at the cattle ranch?
-我没参与那次任务 -我知道 ‐ I wasn't there. ‐ Yes, I know.
但报告显示 牧场的位置 But the report says you got the location
是你用种族歧视检测仪从疑犯口中所得 from a suspect here in the racist detector.
这不是种族... It's not a ra‐‐
你既然看过报告 就一定也看过录像了 If you've read the report, you've watched the tapes.
如果看了录像 就知道他没对我交代 And if you've watched the tapes, you know he didn't talk.
反应真快 韦德 You're smart, Wade.
那他对谁交代了呢 Okay, so who did he give the location to?
"暗夜修女"对他二次审讯时 问出了这一情报 Sister Night obtained the intel in a secondary interrogation.
你们塔尔萨管"暴揍"叫审讯啊 Is that Tulsa for "beat the shit out of him"?
我当时没有亲眼看到有人对疑犯动粗 I did not personally observe any violence against the suspect.
那么 "暗夜修女"... So, this Sister Night...
就是安吉拉·艾柏吧 would that be Angela Abar?
没错 Yes, it would.
她在吗 Is she around?
她请假了 She took a personal day
要在警长葬礼上致悼词 to work on her eulogy for the chief's funeral.
天呐 什么时候 Jesus. When's that?
几小时后 In a couple hours.
既然如此 Well...
看来我得抓紧换身肃穆的衣服去参加葬礼了 Guess I better change into something darker.
好了 Okay.
重头戏要来了 We're down to the nitty‐gritty now.
还剩一个英雄 One hero left.
上帝活动了一下指节 God cracks his knuckles,
准备进行最后的审判 ready to administer the final reckoning.
第三个英雄差不多就是上帝的化身[曼哈顿博士] Now, Hero Number Three is pretty much a god himself .
为了便于区分 So for the sake of telling them apart,
他通体蓝色... he's blue...
他还喜欢裸奔 and he likes to stroll around with his dick hanging out.
他能瞬移 预测未来 He can teleport. He can see into the future.
他有超能力 想炸谁就炸谁 He can blow shit up. He's got actual superpowers.
正常版上帝问蓝色版上帝 So Regular God asks Blue God,
"你将超能力用在何处了" "What have you done with these gifts?"
蓝色上帝答道 And Blue God says,
"我爱上了一个女人 去太阳上转了一圈" "I fell in love with a woman, I walked across the sun,
"然后我又爱上了另一个女人" "And then I fell in love with another woman.
"我替美国打赢了越战" "I won the Vietnam War.
"之后 我就对人类不屑一顾了" But mostly, I just stopped giving a shit about humanity."
上帝叹了口气 God sighs.
"我还有必要问你杀了多少人吗" "Do I even need to ask how many people you've killed?"
蓝色上帝耸了耸肩 Blue God shrugs.
"活人和死人由同等数目的粒子构成" "A live body and a dead body have the same number of particles,
"所以根本没区别" "So it doesn't matter.
"况且 我的回答对你而言并不重要" "And it doesn't matter how I answer your question,
"因为你一定会送我下地狱" because I know you're sending me to Hell."
"你怎么知道" 上帝问道 "How do you know that?" asks God.
蓝色上帝神情忧伤 And Blue God sounds very, very sad
他轻声答道 when he softly says,
"因为我已心在地狱" "Because I'm already there."
在滚滚的时空洪流中 只是一个无关紧要的活塞 And so, a mere piston in the inevitable machinery of time and space,
不出意料 上帝的判决下来了 God does what he did and what he will do:
他打了个响指 he snaps his fingers.
最后一个英雄也下了地狱 And the hero goes to Hell.
请交出武器 Y'all are gonna have to surrender any firearms.
-我们是联调局... -交枪 皮特 ‐ We're, federal off‐‐ ‐ Give the man your gun, Petey.
死人最大 Show some damn respect.
安吉拉·艾柏... Angela Abar...
我是劳里·布莱克 联调局探员 Laurie Blake, FBI.
节哀顺变 I'm so sorry for your loss.
卡尔 你好 Cal. Hi.
-我们认识吗 -不不不 ‐ Do I know you? ‐ No, no, no.
不认识 抱歉 我们这是第一次见 You don't. I'm sorry. We've never met,
但我来之前听说你们和克劳福德很熟 but I heard that you were close with the Crawfords,
我来帮忙 and I'm here to help.
希望我们俩能一起喝杯咖啡 And I'm hoping you and I can grab some coffee
有时间的话 聊一聊 and talk sometime soon.
我已经不是警察了 三年前就退休了 I'm not a cop anymore. I retired three years ago.
我知道 能理解 I know. And I totally understand.
你有家室 警察这行太危险了 You have a family, and it's so dangerous.
这是我的名片 Here, let me give you my card.
上面有我的传呼机号 My pager's on there.
随时欢迎你联系我 So, please feel free to give me a buzz.
"反义警特别行动组" "Anti‐Vigilante Task Force."
你知道如何区分面罩警察和面罩义警吗 You know how you can tell the difference between a masked cop and a vigilante?
不知道 No.
我也是 Me neither.
请节哀 Again, my deepest condolences.
拜拜 Bye.
预备 瞄准 开枪 Ready! Aim! Pull!
感谢各位的到来 Thank you all for being here.
感谢大家一同缅怀我的丈夫 Thank you for honoring my husband.
他生前热爱这份工作 He loved this work.
但他更爱你们大家 But he loved all of you even more.
安吉拉... Angela...
你是缅怀贾德最合适的人选 I can't think of a better person to speak about Judd
你致完悼词 我们就送他入土为安 before we lay him to rest.
多数人都知道 我和警长... Most of you know the chief and me... and I...
我们俩在"白夜事件"当晚都中枪了 we both were shot on the same night.
许多警员因此丧生 So many others died.
我们俩那次很走运 We were lucky.
但我们心知不可能回回都这么走运... We knew we might not always be lucky, and...
应该早做准备 we should be prepared.
于是我们商量好了 So we made a pact.
我告诉他该在葬礼上如何给我致悼词 I told him what I would want him to say at my funeral,
反之亦然 他也告诉了我 and he told me what to say at his.
♪最后的捕猎 即将启程♪ ♪ I'm headin' for the last roundup ♪
♪备上马鞍 准备最后的骑行♪ ♪ Gonna saddle old Paint for the last time and ride ♪
♪别了 老友♪ ♪ So long, old pal ♪
♪泪已风干♪ ♪ It's time your tears were dried ♪
♪最后的捕猎 即将启程♪ ♪ I'm heading for the last roundup ♪
♪走吧 爱犬 随我同去♪ ♪ Git along, little doggie, git along, git along ♪
♪随我同去 爱犬♪ ♪ Git along, little doggie, git along ♪
♪走吧 爱犬 随我同去♪ ♪ Git along, little doggie, git along, git along ♪
♪随我同去 爱犬♪ ♪ Git along, little doggie, git along ♪
♪走吧 爱犬 随我同去♪ ♪ Git along, little doggie, git along, git along ♪
♪随我同去 爱犬♪ ♪ Git along, little doggie ♪
♪随我同去♪ ♪ Git along ♪
♪最后的捕猎...♪ ♪ I'm heading for the last... ♪
不准动 Nobody fucking move!
炸弹装置和我的心跳相连 This device is connected to my heart,
如果我死了 你们都得跟着陪葬 so if it stops beating, you're all fucking dead!
小约瑟夫·凯恩参议员... Senator Joseph Keene, Jr.‐‐
你背叛了你的种族 you are a race traitor
公然对"七骑团"宣战 and declared open war on the Seventh Kavalry.
出来投降 不然大家都给你陪葬 Surrender yourself or everyone dies!
我说了 不准动 What did I fucking say?
别激动 Just take it easy.
我会照你说的做 I'll do whatever you want.
别激动 Okay? Take it easy.
我来了 Here I am.
别妄想跟... Do not attempt to follow‐‐
快跑 Run!
快跑 快快快 Go! Go! Go! Go!
这次肯定能行 This... is going to be the one.
我信心十足 I feel it in my bones.
我从未质疑过您 主人 I never doubted you, Master.
菲利普啊 That, Mr. Philips,
你哪有"质疑"我的智商啊 is because you are incapable of doubt.
话虽如此 感谢你对我的信任 Nevertheless, I appreciate the sentiment.
好了 Right.
你准备好遨游蓝天了吗 Are you ready to venture into the great beyond?
准备好了 先生 Yes, I am, sir.
该死 Damn it.
该死 该死 Damn it. Damn it!
见鬼 妈蛋 Shit! Fuck! Shit!
卧槽 该死 Shit and shit and fuck!
真特么日了狗了 Motherfucking shit!
该死 妈蛋 Fucking damn it! And motherfucking shit!
哪里出了差错 主人 What went wrong, Master?
大概需要加厚盔甲 I think we're going to need a thicker skin.
♪他是个好小伙...♪ ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly‐‐ ♪
抱歉打扰 主人 I'm so sorry to disturb you, Master.
收到了一封信 But there's a letter.
看守寄来的信 From the game warden.
读给我听 Read it to me.
听听我们的死对头有何不满 Let's see what our adversary has to say for himself.
-"亲爱的..." -客套话就别念了 读重点 ‐ "Dear Mas‐‐" ‐ Dispense with the flowery pleasantries and get to it.
"不好意思 先生 你刚来时" "I beg your pardon, sir, but when you first arrived here,
"我们就你的囚禁规定达成了一致" "we agreed upon the terms of your captivity.
"你近期的所作所为正在违反规定的边缘试探" "Your recent behavior suggests an intention to violate those terms."
"鉴于此等情况" "As such,
"如果你继续胡作非为" "if this behavior continues,
"后果将会很严重" you will face grave consequences."
他特地强调了"后果"两字 He's underscored "consequences."
"请知悉..." "Know this‐‐
"先生 下次开枪 瞄准的就不是你脚下了" "The next shot I fire, sir, will not be at your feet.
"这是对你第一次也是最后一次警告" "Please consider this your first and only warning.
"再次感谢你赠予我美味的番茄" "Thank you again for the delicious tomatoes.
"你虔敬的仆人 守卫" Your humble servant, The Game Warden."
开始打字 柯珞克珊 To the typewriter, Crookshanks!
我们来撕开这条恶犬的伪装吧 Let's see what this devious cur is made of, shall we?
好的 主人 Yes, we shall, Master!
最敬爱的守卫 Most Honorable Game Warden.
不好意思 先生 I beg your pardon, sir,
你似乎怀疑我行不法之事 but you seem to suspect me of criminal activities
将我视作卑鄙下贱的流氓混蛋 as if I were a dastardly forest brigand.
甚至可能视我为凶恶的连环杀人犯 Or worse, some sort of republic serial villain.
你错了 先生 I am neither, sir,
我向你保证 我纯粹是在消遣 And I assure you that my activities are purely recreational in nature.
况且 无论如何 Furthermore, I would never imagine
我都不会违反我们订立的规定 to transgress the terms upon which we agreed.
若尊驾有空 我愿与你详谈 I am available, at your leisure and by your grace, to discuss this matter further
你便可以亲口说出你对我荒谬的指控 should you wish to repeat your ridiculous accusations in person.
话虽如此 我很高兴你喜欢我送的番茄 That said, I'm pleased you enjoyed the tomatoes.
为你送上最衷心的祝愿和鼓励 All the best wishes and encouragement,
阿德里安·维特 Adrian Veidt.
你觉得如何 柯珞克珊 What do you think, Ms. Crookshanks?
他一定会吓破胆 主人 This will have him quaking in his boots, Master!
我这就去送信 I'll have it sent right away.
让菲利普给弓箭上弦 备好马 Have Mr. Philips restring my bow and saddle up Bucephalus.
我午夜继续外出狩猎 I hunt again at midnight!
我不是英雄 I am not the hero here.
我之所以能站在这里讲话 I'm only standing here talking to y'all right now
全靠执法人员的迅速反应和全力保护 because of the swift and fearless actions of law enforcement.
他们才是英雄 他们救了我 They are the heroes. They kept me safe.
若我不继续为他们发声 那真是太没良心了 And I'll be damned if I won't keep fighting to do the same for them.
凯恩参议员... Senator Keene‐‐
你觉得"七骑团"为何袭击你呢 Why do you think you were targeted by the Kavalry?
大概是因为恐怖分子 I reckon it's because nothing scares a terrorist more
最怕我这种不惧他们恐怖之人吧 than someone they can't terrify.
俄罗斯正在建造内在磁场发生器 你有何看法 Can you comment on the Russians building an intrinsic field generator?
各位... Guys...
我宣誓就职时 when they swore me in,
曾承诺要保护大家免遭国内外敌人的侵犯 I promised to defend us from all enemies foreign and domestic.
但我仅是俄克拉荷马州民众选出的参议员 But I represent the people of the great state of Oklahoma,
俄罗斯人如何 不是我该考虑的问题 and the Russians ain't my problem.
我要对抗的是"七骑团" The goddamned Seventh Kavalry is.
此时此刻 战场就在我们脚下 Right now, here is where the war's at.
不胜利 我绝不离开 And I won't be leaving until it's won.
晚安 上帝保佑 Good night and God Bless.
我都打算投给他了 Well, he's got my vote.
你到投票的年纪了吗 Are you even old enough to vote?
现在能给我签名了吗 So, can I get that autograph now or...?
真"好笑" 皮特 That was almost funny, Petey.
-这杯咖啡你喝过了吗 -没有 怎么了 ‐ You drink any of that yet? ‐ No. Why?
喝杯咖啡聊聊吧 How about that coffee now?
通向何处 Where's it go?
围栏外面 Just outside the fence.
大概300米长 Gotta be 300 meters long.
迅速打通 肯定使用了钻机 Must've used some kind've drill to get it done that fast.
也可能是疯狂地鼠上身啊 Don't rule out extremist gophers.
你孩子们怎么样了 How are your children?
安然无恙 Safe.
我本以为他是虚张声势 I thought he was bluffing.
那帮混蛋总说炸弹装置和心跳相连 Those fuckers always say the device is rigged to their hearts,
但从未有人真那么做 and none of them actually take the time to do it.
你救了大家 谢谢 You saved us. Thanks.
克劳福德用身体压住了炸弹 Crawford jumped on the grenade.
我只是推了他一把 I just gave him a little push.
好吧... Yeah, well...
看来是没法挖坟验尸了 I sure as shit can't exhume him now.
不好笑 That's not funny.
抱歉 我不是在说笑 Sorry. I wasn't joking.
你们这么急着举行葬礼 You guys just scheduled this funeral so fast.
有点奇怪啊 Kinda weird
毕竟凶案还没结呢 considering it's an active murder investigation by the way,
没关系 but,
我们明天会把他挖出来 we were literally gonna dig him up tomorrow.
会很小心 放心 Discretely, of course.
为什么 Why?
你们的警长被"七骑团"杀害 Your chief was murdered by the Seventh Kavalry.
我懂 你们是死敌 I get it, there's a history.
但是... But...
也得考虑其他可能性啊 you still have to consider other possibilities, right?
比如 我之前去过犯罪现场了 For instance, I was at the crime scene earlier,
知道我有什么发现吗 and you know what I saw?
树下有轮胎印 Tire tracks, right at the base of the tree.
什么车 What kind of vehicle?
不好意思 我没说是车啊 I'm sorry. Did I say vehicle? No, no, no.
不是车 是轮椅 No, it was a wheelchair.
你们没注意 也很正常 And I get how you guys missed it.
他是你们的警长 也是你们的朋友 You know, he was your chief, he was your friend.
关心则乱 疏忽了工作是人之常情 It's hard to do your job well when you're that close to someone.
别担心 我来了 That's why I'm here.
你知道他家衣柜有个暗格吗 Did you know that he had a secret compartment in his closet?
-什么 -我之前去他家 找他妻子了解情况 ‐ What? ‐ Yeah, I was over there talking to his wife,
结果在卧室发现了暗格 and while I was there I found this secret fucking compartment.
难以置信吧 Isn't that insane?
你为何要查看他的衣柜 Why were you looking in his closet?
我爸遇害后 Well, when my dad was murdered,
调查人员在他的衣柜发现了暗格 they found a secret compartment in his closet.
打那以后... So, you know...
我就养成了这个习惯 I always check.
偶尔会对破案有帮助 Once in a while, it pans out.
里面有什么 What was in it?
我还想问你呢 里面有什么 You tell me. What was in it?
我怎么知道 How the fuck should I know?
他妻子告诉我 他死后 His wife told me that you were the only person
只有你进过他的卧室 in that bedroom since he died.
说实话 安吉拉... And frankly, Angela...
你可不像是会晕倒的人 you just don't strike me as the fainting type.
你不说 那我来说 Okay, I'll tell you.
暗格中有个大型的赤裸半身像 It was a bust, just a big, naked bust.
仅此而已 但是呢... That's it. However...
半身像上之前肯定挂了东西 I think there was something on that bust.
具体也不好说 也许贾德交代过你 I don't know. Maybe your pal Judd asked you
如有不测 就将其毁掉 to get rid of it if something ever happened,
或者 你们俩有婚外情 or, you know, maybe the two of you were having an affair,
这样就太令人迷惑了 毕竟你丈夫那么帅 which makes no sense because your husband's fucking hot.
无论如何 有一点我很清楚... But whatever it is, this much I know‐‐
有人被吊死在了树上 Men who end up hanging from trees
他的衣柜里还有暗格 with secret compartments in their closets
这种人通常自认为是好人 tend to think of themselves as good guys.
帮他隐瞒之人也自认为是好人 And those who protect them think they're good guys too.
但我这人有个特点 "暗夜修女"... But here's the thing about me, "Sister Night"...
我专治好人 I eat good guys for breakfast.
天堂今天接待了很多人 And so, it's been a long day at the pearly gates.
英雄们都下了地狱 All the heroes have gone to Hell.
工作结束了 上帝收拾东西 准备回家 His work done, God's packing up to go home.
他突然发现 还有人等在门外 And then he notices someone waiting.
但这次来人不是英雄 而是一个女人 But it's not a hero. It's just a woman.
"你从哪儿冒出来了" 上帝问道 "Where did you come from?" asks God.
丝魂抱得"曼哈顿"归
"我之前一直站在那些人后面" "I was standing behind those other guys the whole time.
"只是你没看到我罢了" You just didn't see me."
"我赐予你天赋了吗" 上帝问道 "Did I give you a talent?" God asks.
"没有" "Nope."
"都不值一提" 女人答道 "None to speak of," says the woman.
上帝凝视了她良久 God gives her a good long look.
"抱歉 真是太不好意思了" "I'm so sorry. I'm embarrassed.
"太少见了 但是..." "Seriously, this almost never happens, but...
"我不认识你" I don't know who you are."
女人注视着上帝 轻声说道 And the woman looks at God and she quietly says:
"我是朝天上扔了一块砖的那个小女孩" "I'm the little girl who threw the brick in the air."
这时 上空传来了坠落的声音 Then a sound from above, something falling.
是那块砖 The brick.
上帝仰头看去 但为时已晚 他没料到砖会砸下来 God looks up, but it's too late. He never saw it coming.
砸得他脑浆迸裂 七窍流血 It hits him so hard, his brains shoot out his nose.
他死翘翘了 Game over. He's dead.
上帝死后 会去哪里呢 And where does God go when he dies?
他下了地狱 He goes to Hell.
讲完了 击鼓 Roll on snare drum.
谢幕 Curtains.
这个笑话不错吧 Good joke.
抱歉 你的时间即将用完 Sorry. Your time is almost up.
55秒后 通话结束 You have 55 seconds to complete your transmission.
我也不知道为何一直来这儿给你打电话 I don't know why I keep coming to these stupid phone booths
给你讲笑话 and telling you jokes.
你根本毫无幽默感可言 It's not like you ever had a sense of humor.
可能你永远也听不到我的笑话 You're never gonna hear this anyway probably.
但有时 这种感觉挺好... but sometimes it's, you know, it's nice to...
装糊涂的感觉挺好 sometimes it's nice to pretend.
地球人还以为你在意他们呢 The assholes down here still think you give a shit.
可你都在火星上待了... even though you've been on another fucking planet for‐‐
30年了 for 30 years.
但话说回来 我们也不值得在意 But we're not really worth giving a shit about anyway, are we?
录音结束 Recording complete.
感谢你对"蓝色电话亭"的多年支持 Thank you for being a platinum user of the Blue Booth Network.
你的信息将在40秒后传到火星 Your message will reach Mars in approximately 40 seconds.
晚安 谢谢你联络曼哈顿博士 Good night, and thank you for contacting Doctor Manhattan.
晚安 乔 Good night, Jon.
什么鬼... What the‐‐?
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