莱西校长 我对自己昨晚的行为感到震惊 President Lacey, I am absolutely horrified by my behavior last night.
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未成年饮酒 破坏校园财产 Underage drinking destruction of campus property.
我太冲动了我决心导正错误 I'm better than that, and I am determined to make it right.
这是两千美元的支票 This is a check for $2,000.
这只是开始 我妈说可以加到一万美元 It's a starting point. My mom says we can go up to 10.
蕾登 你不能以贿赂脱身 Leighton, you can't bribe your way out of this.
你乱扔龙舌兰酒瓶 把雕像的小指砸断了 You threw a tequila bottle at a statue and chipped its pinky finger.
还辱骂学校的警卫 Then, you berated our campus security.
我没有辱骂他们 Oh, I did not berate them.
你对他们说‥ You called them, quote
个人风格令人发指的假警察 "Wannabe cops with heinous personal style."
真像我会说的话 That does sound like me.
但我要说 我当时醉了 But in my defense, I was wasted.
这样没有比较好 That doesn't help.
你要在学校的妇女中心做一百小时社区服务 You're getting 100 hours of community service at the Essex College Women's Center.
那是什么女性健身房吗 What is a Women's Center? Is that like a Curves?
妇女中心是‥ The Women's Center is...
为女性与所有性别的人 提供包容性环境 An inclusive collective for females and people of all genders
可组织女权活动 并与志合者进行对话 where they can organize feminist activism and engage in conversations with like- minded individuals.
不会吧 可悲觉青的茶会 Oh, no. A bunch of woke nobodies drinking green tea?
不了 我想听听其他的选择 Please, I would love to hear some other options.
没有其他选择 There are no other options.
我会再通知妇女中心 I'll tell the Women's Center to expect you.
感谢你特地过来 蕾登 Thanks so much for coming in, Leighton.
我家不会再捐款给这间学校了 Well, my family will no longer be donating to this institution.
你知道多少俄罗斯亿万富翁 把小孩送到这里吗 You know how many Russian billionaires send their kids here?
三个 我们没在怕的 Three. We'll be fine.
该死 God damn it.
大学女生的性生活
第一季 第 1 集
弗蒙特的男人都好怪 为什么大家都爱爬山 Vermont Tinder is so weird. Why are all the guys hiking?
反正这也没意义 这里的人都不回讯息 This is pointless, anyway. Nobody on here ever messages back.
给我 我帮你检查一下 All right, hand it over. Let's see what you're working with.
贝拉 你在干吗 Bela, what the actual f**k?
给我上空照 难怪没人回讯息 This is why no one's messaging you back.
你都不打招呼 You don't even say hi.
直接问对方要不要传上空照 You start every conversation with the words "shirtless pic" and a question mark.
我在高中是核子级逊妹 Look, I was a nuclear loser in high school,
别怪我想找结实美味腹肌男 so excuse me. if for once, I want to date a guy with sick, ripped, tasty abs
就像柴克艾弗隆 在海滩救护队那样 like Zac Efron Baywatch abs.
艾弗隆的腹肌不算什么 Oh, Efron should not be your ideal abs.
还有更好看的 熟男型不型的雷恩葛斯林 There are way better. Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love.
- 哦 - 黑豹的麦可B乔丹 - Oh. - Michael B. in Black Panther.
- 喔 - 金牌拳手的麦可B乔丹 - Ooh! - Michael B. in Creed.
知道谁肯定也有腹肌吗 You know who I bet has abs?
- 贝托欧洛克 - 他肯定有 - Beto O'Rourke. - Oh, I bet he does.
你们可能没说错喔 You actually might be onto something with that one.
对 Yeah.
今天早上我真是倒霉到底了 This has been the worst morning of my life.
天啊 你在海湖庄园的预约被取消了 Oh, my God, did they cancel your reservation at Mar- a- Lago?
不是 我得去当志工 No, I have to volunteer.
等等 我喜欢当志工 Wait, I like volunteering.
还有 这什么味道 Yeah. Also, what is that smell?
认真的吗 你们怎么可能没闻到 What? Really? Okay, how do none of you smell that?
我以为有人尝试新的香水 我不想太失礼 Well, I thought someone was trying new perfume and I didn't want to be rude.
- 味道应该是‥ - 对 - I think it's coming from... - Yep.
你们谁在冰箱里大便 Did one of you, like, shit in the fridge?
好 我们应该都知道这是谁的问题 Okay, listen, I think we all know whose fault this must be.
我吗 这算种族歧视吧 What, me? That's racist somehow.
我看是蕾登的奇怪保养品吧 The smell's probably coming from Leighton's weird refrigerated cosmetics.
我在眼霜里发现饼干屑后 就不放冰箱了 I actually stopped putting them in there after I found Cheeto dust in my eye cream.
我猜你在暗示那也是我干的 Oh, and I guess you're insinuating that I was responsible for that too?
那确实是我的错 但冰箱发臭跟我无关 I was. That one was me. But I didn't make the fridge stink.
好我要去练习了 晚点再来查是谁的错 All right. I have to go to practice but we will figure out who's responsible for this later
那个人必须清冰箱 and that person will be the one to clean it.
同意吗 很好 Agree? Great.
可恶 我头发都有那味道了 Aw, man! I really think the smell got into my hair.
尼可 今天竟然要帮你辅导 I can't believe you're getting tutored by Nico today!
- 你要穿什么 - 穿这样啊 - What are you gonna wear? - This.
- 最好是 - 我真的要这样穿啊 - Ha! Right. - No, I'm really gonna wear this.
丹宁夹克 你疯了吗 A denim jacket? Are you out of your f**king mind?
你要上帅哥的家教课 不是要去休闲餐厅应征 You're getting tutored by a hot guy. You're not getting a job at Applebee's.
贝拉 我已经很紧张了 别再打击我好吗 Bela, I'm already nervous. Can you not tell me I look bad?
好吧 没事的你有大胸部 Okay. It'll be fine. You got big boobs.
你知道的尽可能推出来 Just, you know, push them out a lot.
- 像这样 - 没错 我也来试试 - Like this? - Yeah, girl! Just like that. Actually, I'm gonna try that too.
练习辛苦了 女孩们 Great practice, ladies.
我不想把话说太早 And I don't want to get ahead of things
但我们今年终于可能有机会进入锦标赛 but we could have a shot at finally making the tournament this year.
要归功于我们的新生球员 Thanks to our new first- year talent.
好了 现在就策略而言 All right, now in terms of strategy
你们这些中锋 不要把球往前踢 我们要争取控球好吗 you mids, don't kick the ball forward. We're going for possessions, all right?
你今天看起来超性感 Oh, you look so f**king hot today.
你也是 You too.
我得接电话 是蜜雪儿 两通代表有紧急情况 I have to answer this. It's Michelle - and two calls means an emergency.
- 好 - 天啊 是视讯 - Yeah. - Oh, God.It's a FaceTime.
要接通了 躲起来‥ It's connecting. Hide!
躲起来 Hide!
- 宝贝- 我在外面了 - Hey! - Hey, babe. I'm outside.
抱歉 你说什么 Sorry. You're what?
什么声音 What? What was that?
我跟平常一样在数铝棒 I'm... I'm counting the aluminum bats like I always do.
- 你说你在我家外面 - 对啊‥ - Did you say you're here? - Yeah.
我们得去拿在科斯科布买的餐橱 Yeah, we have to go get the credenza that I bought in Cos Cob.
- 记得吗 我不知道我们买了 - You remember? - I didn't realize we bought that.
还以为会继续用旧柜子 I thought we were sticking with our current hutch.
没有 要换新的了 No, we're getting a new one.
你没穿上衣 Hey, is your shirt off?
对 汤洒在上面了 Oh, yeah. I spilled a bunch of soup on it.
别担心 我去外面找你 It doesn't matter. I'll see you out there.
好 Cool.
我不知道餐橱是什么 Look, I don't know what a credenza is
但听起来不像 要结束婚姻会买的东西 but it doesn't sound like something you buy if you're about to end your marriage.
我跟蜜雪儿在一起六年 Look, Michelle and I have been together for six years.
我要找到合适的时机 好好地结束关系 I need to find the right moment and do this in a kind way.
好吧 但我告诉你 我不喜欢这样 Fine, but just so you know, I don't love this.
我只宽恕在恋爱岛的出轨 The only time I condone cheating is on Love Island.
我爱你 I love you.
什么 What?
噢 Oh...
去买你的柜子啦 Just go buy your hutch thing.
要记法语单字很容易
但掌握发音
可能需要一些时间
没错 你说得真对
[法语]真 Vrai.
[法语]弗雷 Vray.
不对 看我的嘴唇 看我嘴唇怎么说 No, look at my mouth. Watch what I'm doing with my lips.
[法语]真 Vrai.
- 你好 - 抱歉 - Hello? - Sorry.
[法语]真 Vrai.
- 就是这样 - 好的 - That's it. - Okay.
你已经在进步了 Yeah, you're improving already.
你法语怎么变流利的 How did you get so fluent?
小时候 我家有个来自马赛的互惠生 叫卡蜜儿 When I was little, we had this au pair named Camille from Marseille.
可以说是她把我养大 因为我妈妈总是‥ She practically raised me 'cause my mom was always...
我根本不知道她在做什么 Actually, who knows what she was doing.
我完全明白 我的父母经常在工作 所以我都跟祖母在一起 Oh, I totally get that. Both my parents worked a lot, so I spent all my time with my nana.
有一次 我们玩拼图时 她中风了 One time, she had a stroke while we were doing a puzzle.
但你的故事更温馨 多说说卡蜜儿的事吧 But your story's a lot cuter, so tell me more about Camille.
卡蜜儿超棒的 Camille was the f**king best.
她会炸鸡块 然后跟我一起 She'd make me chicken nuggets, and we'd sit together
看她最喜欢的法国电视节目 and watch her favorite French TV show,
- 法语 - 听起来很花俏 - Les Craquantes. - That sounds very fancy.
是黄金女郎的配音版 It was a dubbed version of The Golden Girls.
- 哦 - 我学会的第一个 法语单字是更年期 - Oh. - The first word I learned in French was "ménopause."
- 法语更年期 - 法语是更年期 - Ménopause. - Oui, ménopause.
莉拉 那男的超性感 我光看就欲火焚身三次了
再次感谢你教我 你人真的很好 I just wanna thank you again for doing this.
- 没什么 - 对了 我怕我忘记 - It's really nice. - Yeah, don't mention it. Oh, but before I forget.
- 对 - 你能在这上面签名吗 - Yeah. - Can you sign this?
辅导的时数达标 我副修课可以多拿半学分 If I do enough tutoring hours I get an extra half- credit towards my minor.
你教我还能拿学分 Oh, you get credit for tutoring?
- 没问题吧 - 完全没问题当然了‥ - Is that okay? - Totally okay. Of course, of course.
这是为了互惠 我明白 This was simply transactional. I get it.
嗯 年轻的史达林我可以 Mmm, young Stalin can get it!
你说对不对 都能去演河谷镇了 Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.
你好 我是贝拉 Hi, I'm Bela.
就像《暮光之城》女主角 不过是印度人 Like in Twilight, but Indian.
好喔 Cool.
我很高兴苏珊B 安东尼在艾赛克斯肖像画廊受表彰 I love that Susan B. Anthony is being honored in the Essex Portrait Gallery.
但我认为艺术家明显夸大了她的胸部大小 I'm just saying, the artist clearly enhanced the size of her breasts.
也许这象征着她的女性力量 Maybe it's symbolic of her female power.
也有可能她胸部真的大 Or maybe she actually had a huge rack.
我们怎么知道呢 How would we know?
大家好 我是蕾登 Hey. I'm Leighton.
我被抓到未成年饮酒 所以得来这里工作 I got caught underage drinking. That's why I have to work here.
我是金吉性别代名词她 I'm Ginger. She, her, hers.
琳赛性别代名词她 Lindsay. She, her, hers.
艾丽西亚性别代名词她 Alicia. She, her, hers.
托娃请对我用中性的称呼 Tova. They, them, theirs.
是好的 我明显是她 Oh, right. Sure. Well, I'm she. Obviously.
好的 Cool.
- 我是志工督导 - 太好了 要谈谈班表吗 - I oversee all the volunteers. - Oh, great. Should we talk scheduling?
我想要排早班 九点半到十点十五分左右 I was thinking that I would work mornings from 9.30 to 10.15- ish.
然后四舍五入到一小时 方便出勤卡记录 And then, you know, round that up to an hour, for timesheet purposes.
我们这里不做这一套 Yeah, that's not how this works.
我们需要人手就会叫你 然后你就要过来 I'll tell you when we need help, and that's when you'll be here.
比如明天五点到十点 你要来女权诗歌小组帮忙 Like tomorrow from 5.00 to 10.00 you'll be helping with our feminist poetry group.
虽然听起来很有趣 但我周五有点忙 As tempting as that sounds, I'm kind of busy on Fridays.
可恶 我真是失算 也许我应该等你有空再开门 Shit, I didn't realize that. Maybe we should just shut down the whole place till you're free.
好 我来自纽约 听得出来你在讽刺我 Okay, I am from New York so I can tell that you're being sarcastic.
气氛变得有点紧张 Hey, this is... getting a little tense.
我要按下安全空间的铃 I'm gonna hit the "Safe Space Bell."
- 什么 - 希望有安全空间时 我们就会按这个铃 - What? - It's a bell that we hit when we think it'd be good to have a safe space.
这里不就是个安全空间吗 Isn't this already a safe space?
我只是想说 这社会可能已经变得有点太敏感 Okay. I'm just saying that maybe we got a little bit too sensitive
就算一个安全空间‥ as a society if even a safe space isn't...
- 我的妈呀 - 没关系 金吉 - Oh, my God! - It's all good, Ginger.
不管你觉得蠢不蠢 我们在这里做的事能帮助人 What we do here, whether it seems stupid to you or not really does help people.
所以目前没有想问你的反馈 好吗 So we're not looking for your feedback at the moment, okay?
另外别说你的代名词很明显 Oh, and don't say your pronouns are obvious.
这样听起来很混帐 That makes you suck.
暗示自己不必像别人一样介绍代名词 让你听起来像愚蠢的顺性别婊子 Suggesting that you don't have to use your pronouns when other people do makes you sound like a really dumb, cis bitch.
我听到了 金吉 I heard it, Ginger!
欢迎来到妇女中心 蕾登 Welcome to the Women's Center, Leighton.
诗歌之夜见 See you at Poetry Night.
我妈说可以加到两万美元 Hi. My mom says we can go up to 20,000.
你必须做社区服务 蕾登 You're doing the community service, Leighton.
从痛苦中成长 Grow from pain.
女孩们有个棘手的问题 Girls, I have a delicate matter.
有人投诉说你们的房间有臭味 There have been some complaints about a... stench coming from your room.
但没有必要感到尴尬 But there's no need to be embarrassed.
每年都会有一户有这问题 This happens to one suite every year.
什么问题 What does?
天啊 我们就是有臭味的套房 Oh, my God. We're the smelly suite.
这个我们最好不包括我 No, that "we" better not include me.
- 好了是谁投诉 - 对不起蕾登 投诉都是匿名 Okay, who complained? Sorry, Leighton. All complaints are anonymous.
我不可以说出名字 I cannot name names.
我可以是我 I can! It was me.
这里闻起来就像牙齿脓肿 It smells like a tooth abscess in here.
臭到没人来我昨晚的剧本杀派对 It's so bad that nobody showed up to my murder- mystery party last night.
对啦 崔维斯 肯定是我们害的 Yeah, Travis. I'm sure that's related.
佛德 谢谢你告知我们 Well, thank you, Frude, for bringing this to our attention.
我们会集体讨论并解决问题 We're gonna chat about it as a group, and we'll get it all fixed.
- 好的 - 好 - Okey- dokey. - Yeah.
你觉得这样就可以了 That's a good enough resolution for you?
对 Yeah.
我们要马上把那冰箱扔掉 We're throwing that f**king fridge out, now.
不行 那是我的高中毕业礼物 No, that was my high school graduation gift.
我没听过这么悲哀的话 That is the saddest sentence I have ever heard.
我不在乎 Look, I don't care.
我不想要人家觉得我臭 I will not have a reputation as a "smelly suite girl."
- 这冰箱必须丢 - 清理一下就好了 - The fridge has to go. - We can just clean it.
既然不知道是谁造成的 And since we don't know who created the smell...
- 是贝拉‥ - 贝拉 - It was Bela. - Bela.
太失礼了 好失礼的猜测 Offensive! Offensive conjecture.
何不我们今晚一起清理 Why don't we all clean it out together tonight?
还能顺便增进感情 It could be like a fun group bonding experience.
我也很希望可以 但我要去妇女中心帮忙 I genuinely wish I could. I have a women's center thing.
我也不能 我今晚要被一个腹肌男乱来 Yeah, I can't either. I'm gonna get piped by a guy with abs tonight.
- 乱来 - 对 乱来 - "Piped"? - Yeah, piped.
糟蹋蹂躏 四分五裂 Railed. Torn up. Slit- slammed.
四分五裂 贝拉我的天啊 "Slit- slammed"? Bela, Jesus Christ!
怎样 大家都这样说啊 What? It's how people talk.
- 什么 不 - 是我 - What? Nope. - It's me.
- 你的愿望 - 好吧 - You wish. - All right.
太好了 我又打败你了 Yes! Ha, I beat you again.
是我让你 因为我身材走样 I let you win. By being out of shape.
对啦 Yeah.
载餐橱的事怎么样了 So how was picking up the credenza?
天啊 你一定要看看那东西多丑 Oh, man, Whit, I cannot wait to show you how ugly it is.
- 我拍下来了 - 好 - I took a picture. - Yeah.
- 真的好丑 - 等等 - It is so bad. - Wait.
你把我的名字改成会计金史提 Do you have me saved in your phone as "Steven Kim Accountant"?
是啊 这样蜜雪儿看到讯息通知也不会产生怀疑 Yeah, this way, if Michelle sees a text pop up she won't suspect anything.
那谁是甜甜兔子 And who's "Honey Bunny"?
那是蜜雪儿 That's Michelle.
老兄 你在开玩笑吗 Dude, are you f**king kidding me?
她是甜甜兔子 而我是虚构的亚裔会计师 She's "Honey Bunny," and I'm an imaginary Asian CPA?
还真完美 That's perfect.
我不知道还能像这样偷偷摸摸多久 Look, I don't know how much longer I can keep sneaking around like this.
这都不会困扰你吗 Does none of this bother you?
当然困扰 Of course, it does.
我的生活中出现了这位秀外慧中的美女 I have this unbelievably cool and beautiful person in my life
我却不能告诉任何人 这样很糟糕烂透了 and I can't tell anyone about it? It's terrible. It sucks.
我只是希望我们能去约会 一场真正的约会 I just want us to go on a date. Like an actual date.
而不是去百思买停车场亲热车震 Not like a "let's make out in my car behind this Best Buy" date.
那座百思买停车场 有很美好的回忆 Some of my fondest memories are in that Best Buy parking lot with you.
- 那里发生过很美妙的事 - 我现在没心情拿这个开玩笑 - There's some beautiful stuff happening there. - I'm not in the mood to joke around about this right now.
好吧 要比谁先回校园吗 All right. Race you back to campus?
不了 我要去单独跑一跑 No, I'm gonna go take a solo run.
你跟那个性感法语家教有谱吗 So is there something going on between you and the hot French tutor?
没有 怎么了 No. Why?
他昨天点咖啡时问起我了吗 Did he ask about me or something when he ordered his coffee yesterday?
对 他问我你是否有对象 Yeah. He... he asked me if you were seeing anyone.
- 不会吧 - 他没问啦 他根本不在乎 - Stop. - Nah, he didn't. He couldn't care less.
但也许他会问喔 他现在正走过来 But maybe he will, 'cause he's walking in right now.
真有趣 他现在肯定正走过来 Oh, ha ha! That's so funny. Yeah, I'm sure he's walking in right now.
- 你好 - 你好吗 - Hey! - How's it going?
只是在工作 没什么事 I'm just working. Nothing much.
绝对没有在谈什么特定话题 Definitely not talking about anything specific.
你的脸蛋值得被写进歌里 You have a face to write songs about.
谢谢你 Thank you.
什么风把你吹来了 你想喝饮料吗 So, what brings you in? Did you want a drink?
还是一杯咖啡 欧蕾 Or a café au lait?
发音不错 Hey, good pronunciation.
但不必了我只是顺便来看你 But no, I just stopped in to see you.
我想说下次辅导课 可以看法语版的黄金女郎 就像我和互惠生学的那样 I was thinking, for our next tutoring session we could watch Golden Girls in French the way I learned with my au pair.
今晚或许可以 Maybe tonight?
好啊‥ Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
我认为这听起来 既有教育性又有娱乐性 I think that sounds both educational and entertaining.
你真是个好家教 You're such a good tutor.
- 太好了今晚见 - 好的 - Great. I'll see you tonight. - Okay.
- 你盯着他的屁股看 - 莉拉 够了 - You're staring at his butt. - Lila! God!
一想到要看音乐剧 我就想把自己烧了 The idea of sitting through a musical makes me want to light myself on fire.
我曾烧过一次 就为了摆脱我家的印度活动 Which I did once to get out of an Indian thing with my family.
你要吃里面的东西吗 Hey, do you want anything from inside?
- 不必了 - 你确定 - Nah, I'm good. - You sure?
还是帮我拿一杯船长玉米麦片好了 Actually, could you get me a mug of dry Cap'n Crunch?
妈呀 你看到了吗 我这场约会表现超猛 Dude, are you f**king seeing this? I'm slaying this date so hard!
姐妹 你说什么他都笑 Girl, he's laughing at everything you're saying.
但你明明没在搞笑 And you're not even being funny.
我终于要跟有腹肌的人上床了 I'm finally gonna hook up with a guy with abs.
等等 你没跟有腹肌的人上床过 Wait, you never hooked up with a guy with abs before?
- 你有吗 - 亲爱的 我这么会诱惑 - Have you? - Honey, I pull.
嘿 Hey.
太猛了 Dude.
给你 Here you go.
两块鸡胸肉 肯定是健身作弊日 Two chicken breasts. Must be cheat day.
父亲节快乐 爸 appy Father's Day. Dad,
谢谢你总是帮我赶蜘蛛 thanks for always protecting me from spiders
不受恶梦的惊吓 from nightmares
不被当成女人尊重 from feeling respected as a woman.
我的乳头是我的 My nipples are my own.
但来日真能获得自由吗 But will they ever truly be free?
瑰丽又难堪的天空 Oh, beautiful, dis- gracious skies.
琥珀色的痛苦浪潮 For amber waves of pain!
是啊 Yeah.
蕾登 不要未经同意就拍别人 Leighton, stop filming people without their consent.
遵命 典狱长 Yes, "Warden."
你因为喝酒受罚 竟然还在活动上喝酒 Are you seriously getting drunk at an event that you're working because you were caught getting drunk?
是的 Yep.
太荒谬了 Ridiculous.
如果可以的话 我今晚想唱几首歌 I figure, if it's okay with you, I'll sing a few songs tonight.
第一首是关于一位女性 她值得获得更多的爱 This first one is about a woman who deserves more love than she gets.
大自然之母 Mother Nature.
♪ 草地上满是三叶草♪ ♪ The meadows so cloverly ♪
♪ 唤醒我的卵巢 ♪ ♪ Awakening my ovaries ♪
- 蕾登你搞什么鬼 - 如鼓一般颤动 - Leighton, what the actual f**k? - And beating like a drum...
够了 That's it.
我不会在你今晚出勤卡上签名 I'm not signing off on any of your hours tonight.
什么 等等你不能这样做 What? Wait, you can't do that.
我听得那么辛苦 应该得到双倍的工时 I deserve double hours for sitting through this shit.
为什么 你只是在喝酒 还吃很吵的零食 Why? All you did was drink wine. And eat very noisy snacks!
- 但我来了啊 - 我不在乎 - But I was here. - I don't care.
你刚浪费了自己生命的三小时 You know, you just wasted three hours of your own life.
归零还剩一百小时 Zero down. 100 to go.
可以吗 May I?
当然 Yeah, sure.
哇哦 Wow!
真是不可思议 They are just incredible.
你想做爱吗 还是‥ Do you want to have sex, or...
等一下 In a... in a second.
我想再看一会儿 把画面烙印在脑中 I just want to look at you for a bit. Really burn the image in.
好的 Right.
- 好 我准备好了 - 哦 哇 - Okay, I'm ready. - Oh, wow.
你好性感 You're so f**king hot.
你好搞笑 You're so f**king funny.
- 你好性感 - 你好搞笑 - You're so f**king hot. - You're so f**king funny.
- 你好性感 - 你好搞笑 - You're so f**king hot. - Yeah, you're so f**king funny.
- 他是一个笑交者 - 啥 He's a chucklef**ker.
- 什么 - 嗯 - A what? - Huh?
一个笑交者 他喜欢我是因为我很搞笑 A chucklef**ker. He only likes me 'cause I'm funny.
- 应该没那种词汇 - 也没这种事 - I don't think that's a word. - Or, like, a thing.
他一定也觉得你很迷人 没人会因为搞笑就跟别人上床 He must find you attractive too. No one sleeps with someone just because they think they're funny.
真的吗 惠妮 那我为何会想着凯尔慕尼自慰 Oh, really, Whitney? Then explain why I masturbate to Kyle Mooney.
贝拉 别跟我讲你的性幻想对象 Bela, stop telling me what you masturbate to.
等等 你不是希望 别人觉得你有趣吗 Wait, I thought you wanted people to think you were funny.
不对 我还希望他觉得 我是蕾哈娜级别的辣妹 No, not when I also want him to think I'm a "RiRi- level" hot bitch.
我说他像大卫贝克汉姆 I told him he reminded me of David Beckham.
他则说我像赖瑞大卫 And he told me I reminded him of Larry David.
我真困惑 赖瑞大卫比你有趣多了 I'm confused. Larry David's a lot funnier than you.
说到大卫贝克汉 我们的比赛赢了 Speaking of David Beckham, we won our game.
我进了两球一次助攻 没什么大不了的 I scored two goals and had an assist, no big deal.
惠妮表现得超好 Whitney was so good!
我想在观众席上掀起人浪 但人不够多 And I tried to start a wave in the stands but there weren't enough people.
- 是啊 - 那我该怎么做 - Yeah. - So what am I supposed to do?
妈呀 这么快就讲回你的事 Damn, we got back to your thing real quick.
说实话贝拉 我认为这不是件坏事 Honestly, Bela, I don't think this is such a bad thing.
你喜欢他的腹肌 他喜欢你的幽默 You like him for his abs, he likes you because you're funny.
你们都各有所求 You both have your really specific reasons.
对 但我是浪漫主义者 希望我们喜欢的原因相同 Yeah, but I'm a romantic so I want us to like each other for the same, specific reason
贪婪地渴求彼此火辣的脸跟身体 that we're both insatiably into each other's hot faces and bods.
你在此处应该学到某个教训 但你却毫不知情 I feel like there's a clear lesson you should be learning here and you're not grasping it.
对 你说的没错 Yeah, you're right.
清楚明了的教训 The lesson is clear.
我得和他分手 I've got to break it off with him.
找个更性感的男人 在他身边不要做自己 I've got to find an even hotter guy and not be myself around him.
- 不对 你搞错了 - 不 - Nope. That was not the lesson. - No.
谢谢你们的建议 Thanks for the talk, guys.
我很喜欢贝拉 但若要和她共用一室 I really like Bela, but if I had to share a room with her
我会想淹死自己 I'd drown myself.
你拿起司蛋糕要去哪里 Where are you taking the cheesecake?
说来话长 这是我跟尼可才懂的内哏 Oh, it's a long story. It's an inside joke between Nico and me.
蕾登知道你跟她哥哥这么常见面吗 Does Leighton know how much time you've been spending with her brother?
不知道 但没什么好说 他只是教我法语 No, but there's really nothing to tell. He's just tutoring me.
但也许别跟蕾登说比较好 Although maybe don't say anything to Leighton.
- 当然 - 回头见 好 - Sure. - I'll see you later. Okay.
- 跟球队好好玩 - 谢谢 - Have fun with the team. - Thanks.
道顿 会计金史提 我想找你讨论税务并道歉
嘿 Hey.
你在哪里 Where are you right now?
正要去球队的庆功宴 On my way to meet up with the team to celebrate our win.
好 你在场上大放异彩 Okay, first off, you played like a star
跟队友喝得酩酊大醉很合理 and getting wasted with your friends is totally appropriate.
但我认为你该打发他们 And also, I think you should blow the team off.
- 为什么 - 你那晚的话我想了很久 - And why should I do that? - I've been thinking about what you said the other night
我们都还没真正约会过 about how we haven't had a real date.
我认为你没说错 所以我们走吧 And I think you're right, so let's do it.
- 现在吗 - 对 我知道很临时 但我有一个惊喜要给你 - Right now? - Yeah. I know it's kind of last minute, but I have a surprise for you.
比发现你有老婆还要大的惊喜 A bigger surprise than finding out you have a wife?
你真要把惊喜这快乐的词变成攻击性字眼 Seriously? You're gonna weaponize the joyful word "surprise" like that?
十分钟后我到你宿舍接你 穿好衣服带上防虫喷雾 I'll pick you up outside your dorm in ten. Just bundle up and bring bug spray.
- 防虫喷雾 - 会很有趣的 - Bug spray? - It's gonna be fun!
就当我没提防虫喷雾 Just forget I said "bug spray."
但最好穿长内裤 Long underwear might be smart.
老兄 越听越可怕了 Bro, it's getting worse.
会很好玩的 听我的就对了 It's gonna be great. Just let me do my thing.
等等见 I'll see you soon.
防虫喷雾 Bug spray.
黄金岁月永驻
你好 尼可在吗 Oh, hi. Is Nico home?
不在 他好像在布莱登家看篮球赛 Nah, I think he's watching the basketball game at Braden's.
- 谁 - 你不认识布莱登 - Who? - You don't know Braden?
那就怪了你跟他长得满像的 That's weird. You kind of look like him.
好吧 谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
你不会刚好要来送潜艇堡吧 Hey, you don't also have a Postmates order from Quiznos, do you?
不是 I do not.
她不是送潜艇堡的 She wasn't Quiznos.
喂 怎么了 Hey. What's up?
喂 我在兄弟会这儿 Hey. I'm at Theta Delt.
好喔 Oh, cool.
对 但你不在这里 Yeah. Except you're not here.
该死 我很抱歉 我完全忘了 Aw, shit. I'm so sorry. I totally forgot.
黄金女郎的事 The Golden Girls thing. Ugh.
我们可以改天再看吗 Can we do it some other time?
当然可以 反正我今晚还有其他事要做 Yeah. For sure. I have other things to do tonight anyway.
好 抱歉 All right. Sorry.
再见 Bye.
好了 All right.
你若是想把我毁尸灭迹 我铁定跟你翻脸 You better not be murdering me. I will be so pissed.
来啦 Oh, come on.
- 谢谢你 - 好的注意你的脚步 - Thank you. - Okay. Watch your step.
好的 All right.
怎么样 Well?
这是什么 What am I looking at?
是浪漫的户外电影之夜 It's a romantic outdoor movie night!
只有你和我在这荒凉的地方 Just you and me in the middle of nowhere.
用投影机看篮球之爱 Love And Basketball queued up on the projector.
- 那是我最喜欢的电影 - 我知道 我做过功课 - That is my favorite movie. - I know. I did my research.
好 我帮你带位 All right. Let me show you to your seat.
- 喔 - 好 请坐 - Ooh. - All right. Just...
好的 Oh, okay.
紧急出口在树林这一边跟另一边 Emergency exits are this way in the woods and the other way in the woods.
厕所则是哪里都可以 And the lavatories are anywhere you want.
- 这真是太可爱了 - 我知道 - This is very cute. - I know.
- 准备好了吗 - 好了 - You ready? - Okay.
好 电影放映期间手机请关机 Okay, now, cell phones off for the duration of the movie.
今晚就只有你跟我 还有莱姆病的威胁 Tonight is just about you, and me and the present threat of Lyme disease.
我知道你是负责人 Look, I know you're in charge or whatever
但我真心认为你别太严肃会有好处 but I really think it would benefit you to take things a little less seriously.
- 是吗 - 对 - Oh, it would, huh? - Yeah, okay.
如果你没注意到那女生唱的歌糟糕透顶 Like, if you didn't notice the song that girl sang was beyond terrible
那我真的有点担心你了 then I am genuinely kind of worried about you.
我当然知道 很糟糕 Of course, I knew it was terrible.
她如果唱得好 就不会在妇女中心表演了 If she was good, she wouldn't be playing the Women's Center!
对 我有同感 Yes. I agree!
- 他们有些人很难以忍受吗 - 这是绝对的 - Look, can some of these people be intolerable? - Holy shit, yes.
但我并不会失礼 而是像正常人一样 But instead of being rude, I act like a normal person.
我当着他们的面微笑 然后私下嘲笑他们 I smile to their face, and then I mock them privately.
能不能请你也试试看 Could you maybe try that?
好啦 All right.
我会试着别当一个‥ 你是怎么说的 All right, I will try to be less of a... oh, God. What did you call it?
- 蠢顺婊‥ - 蠢顺婊 没错 - A dumb, cis bitch. - "A dumb, cis bitch." Right.
- 就是那个 - 但可能会很难 - That's the one. - Might be hard, though.
你等着看金吉在十月 开始提到她的女巫团 Wait till October when Ginger starts talking about her coven.
巫师团是什么鬼东西 What the f**k is a coven?
黄金女郎
你在做什么 Hey, what are you doing?
没什么 Nothing.
不是说明天一起清吗 I thought we were gonna clean that together tomorrow.
没关系 我需要分散注意力 It's fine. I needed the distraction.
需要谈谈吗 Anything you want to talk about?
我对某个男生心怀期待 浪费25块钱买了个蛋糕 I just got my hopes up about a guy and wasted 25 bucks on a cake.
那你跟腹肌男分手了吗 What about you? Did you break up with your abs boy?
对 我告诉他这样行不通 Yeah, I told him it wasn't working.
但他开始拉单杠 所以我们又做了一次 But then he was doing pull- ups, so we had sex one more time.
我不知道 可能会继续做下去 I don't know. I might just keep doing it.
没关系 It's good.
好喔 Okay.
所以是什么食物臭掉了 So tell me what heinous food was causing the smell?
全都臭掉了冰箱插头被拔掉 All of it. It was unplugged.
该死 Oh, shit.
我上次喷线条把插头拔了 I totally unplugged it for Travis' airbrush machine.
竟然真的是我 完全与种族歧视无关 I hate that this was my fault and it wasn't racism.
要和我一起看电视 吃掉整个起司蛋糕吗 You wanna watch TV and eat an entire cheesecake with me?
好啊看起来真好吃 Let's do it. That looks good.
就是啊 Right?
这是我有过最棒的约会 This is the single best date I have ever been on.
我也是 Me too.
看你的手机吧我们俩都听到了 Just check your phone. We both heard it.
你想看吗 Wanna read it?
我跟你今晚要好好谈一谈
你是认真的吗 You're serious?
这是真的 - This is real. - Mm- hmm.
好了明天见 Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.
明天见 See you tomorrow.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
我收到了你的简讯 I got your text.
你想谈什么重要的事 What is this important thing you want to talk about?
我真蠢 我是想传给伍兹教练 Oh, I'm so dumb. I meant to send that to Coach Woods.
只是足球方面的事 It was just some soccer stuff.
- 好吧 - 准备好睡觉了吗 - Okay. - Ready for bed?
导 演 佐伊·卡萨维特斯