MAX 原创剧集
这是我听过 最性感的事了 That is the sexiest funcking thing I've ever heard.
- 你有了一夜情 - 我知道 - You had a one- night stand? - I know.
我以前从没做过这种事 I've never done anything like that before.
你知道那种充满自信的女生吗 You know those girls that are, like, confident?
- 我恨她们 - 我也是 - Yeah, I hate them. - Me too.
我只是模仿成她们的样子 I just pretended to be one of them.
我走到他身边 假装自己充满自信 Okay, I walked right up to him and decided to be that bitch!
但我还是觉得跟 心爱的人做爱会比较好 I don't know. I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love
这显示双方的承诺 and it's an expression of your commitment.
- 好痛 - 你真无趣金柏丽 - Damn it! - That is so boring, Kimberly.
我支持你惠妮 跟陌生人做爱比较好 I'm with you, Whitney. Sex is better with strangers.
- 就这么简单 - 我哪有这样讲 - End of story. - That is not what I said.
干吗 What?
首先早安 First of all, good morning.
再来你昨晚去了哪里 And second of all, where were you last night?
老天她也有一夜情 Oh, my God! She had a one- night stand too!
可恶我好逊喔 funck! I'm so lame.
你昨晚抛下我们 还无视金柏丽传的二十则讯息 You ditched us last night and you ignored 20 texts from Kimberly.
我的方案没有吃到饱耶 And I'm on a limited data plan.
- 现在还有这种方案 - 当然有罗 - They still have those? - Yeah. They do.
现在有人传讯息给我怎么办 And so, now if someone texts me, what do I do?
回他们电子邮件 还是到路上去堵人 I have to respond with an e- mail or just hope that I run into them.
听着 我知道我们是室友 Okay, look. I know that we are all roommate
这不表示我的一举一动 都得跟你们报备 but that does not mean that I have to tell you where I'm going and what I'm doing.
我们三天前才认识 Okay, we literally met, like, three days ago.
我甚至不记得你们姓什么 I don't even remember your last names.
我姓芬可 金柏丽芬可 Well, my last name, it's Finkle. Kimberly Finkle.
昨晚金柏丽芬可很担心 蕾登莫瑞可能被绑架了 And last night, Kimberly Finkle was worried that Leighton Murray got human- trafficked.
- 你够了小金 - 真的有人会绑架女生 - Okay, Kim. - What? It happens. They snatch girls.
好吧‥你说得对 Okay. Okay. You're right. I get it.
身为金发女性 我可能是罪犯的目标 I understand that as a pretty, blonde woman, I am a target.
你怎么会把这当成称赞 How did this become a compliment to you?
从今以后我不回家会先跟你们说 From now on, I will tell you when I am not coming home
但我不会告诉你们 更多细节可以吗 but no more details beyond that, okay?
我不同意我上大学 就是为了听室友的性爱故事 No, I will not agree to that. I came to college to hear about my roommates' sexploits.
坐下告诉我们谁进了你体内 So sit down and tell us who was inside you!
- 贝拉 - 不对 - Bela. - No!
为什么你们这么无趣 Why am I the only fun one around here?
大学女生的性生活
第一季 第 2 集
我很高兴终于要开始上课了 I'm so excited that classes are finally starting.
老天 你该不会是 全校第一名毕业的吧 Oh, God! You were, like, valedictorian or some shit. Weren't you?
没错 而且第二名的在校成绩跟我差得可远了 I was. And the salutatorian's GPA wasn't even close.
- 你选了哪些课 - 我真的不知道 - What classes are you taking? - I literally don't even know.
课名有＂入门＂的我都选了 I just signed up for anything that started with "Intro."
我要往那里晚点见了 Oh, I'm over there. I'll catch you later, okay?
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye! - Bye!
麦斯 你要宣布我们分手的事吗
还是我来 我已经跟满多人说了
是你 蕾登的哥哥 尼可 - 嗨 - Oh, hi! Leighton's brother, Nico! - Hey.
- 早安啊 - 早安 开快 - Morning. - Morning. Happy FDOC.
- 什么 - 开学快乐 "First day of classes."
对喔 Oh, right.
昨晚后来怎么样 So how was the rest of your night?
- 有点疯狂 - 真有你的 - It got kinda nuts. - Nice!
对啊我喝了太多醒来时‥ Yeah, I drank way too much and woke up somewhere I...
出现在不该出现的地方 definitely shouldn't have been. You know how it goes.
- 你懂的 - 对我懂 - Yeah, for sure. - I'm always doing that.
我也常这样 我很少在自己的床上醒来 I never wake up in my own bed.
你要去上法国大革命 和浪漫主义吗 Oh, shit, are you taking French Revolution and Romanticism?
对你也是吗 I am! Are you?
没有我去年修过了 No, I did last year.
那堂课很棒你一定很喜欢法文 That class is legit, though. You must really like French.
没错法文是我的拿手科目 I do. It's kind of my best subject.
我高中时拿过 有亚利桑那州副州长签名的奖状 In high school, I won a certificate that was signed by the lieutenant governor of Arizona.
没什么啦 No big deal.
- 这样啊 我该走了 - 好 - All right. Well, I'd better go. - Okay.
对了 开快 Hey. Happy FDOC.
你竟然记起来了 You remembered!
昨晚很好玩我会想再见面
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- 喂 - ＂狐狸队加油＂ - Hello? - Go, Foxes, go
♪ 为艾赛克斯学院战斗 大声呐喊 ♪ ♪ Fight on for Essex Shout it out loud ♪
- 我要挂了 - 是我女儿她上艾赛克斯 - Okay, I'm hanging up. - My daughter, she goes to Essex!
- 再见 - 等一下‥别挂‥ - Okay, bye. - No...Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
你好吗 How are ya?
喜欢大学生活吗 Are you loving it, or what?
- 还可以吧 - 什么叫还可以 - Yeah. I don't know. It's fine. - What do you mean "fine"?
女儿上大学的第一周 Honey, it's the first week of college.
应该要是你这辈子最棒的七天 说什么傻话 It's, like, probably the best seven days of your whole life! What are you talking about?
你跟艾丝密 还有凡雀嘉和好了吗 Did you make up with Esme and Francesca yet?
什么 我早就忘记她们了 What? No, no, I don't even think about them anymore.
她们可以过自己的生活 我们井水不犯河水 They can live their lives, and I can live mine.
那很好啊亲爱的 我很高兴 Well, that's great, honey. I'm glad.
还有呢 你认识帅哥了吗 What else? Have you... have you met any cute boys, or what?
是认识了一些 Yeah, a few.
我现在怀孕了 不知道是谁的种 I'm actually already pregnant, and I have no idea who the father is.
女儿 我们说过不开这种玩笑的 Honey, no... What did we say about that joke?
你在开玩笑吧 It is a joke, right?
我得挂了 我爱你 Look, I gotta go, but I love you, okay?
好 我也爱你 Okay. I love you too.
你刚才是在开玩笑吧 But seriously, you were joking, right?
说真的 不要怀孕了 Seriously, please don't get pregnant!
- 对啊 - 我好喜欢 - Yeah! - I love it so much.
你好艾丝密 艾丝密的室友 Esme, Esme's roommate.
蕾登 等一下 你过得怎么样 Leighton, wait. How have you been?
凡雀嘉和我很担心你 Francesca and I were worried about you.
我过得很好 我的新室友太棒了 I have been amazing. Actually, my new roommates are phenomenal.
- 我们处得很好 - 你要坐我们旁边吗 - We all get along so well. - Would you like to sit with us?
你人真好 但我的新朋友 帮我留了座位 Oh, that's so sweet but actually, a bunch of new friends I made are saving me a seat.
- 嗨 - 嘿 是啊 她们好可爱 但还是谢谢你 - Hi! - Hey. Yeah, they're so cute, but thank you.
你过得很好我很开心 Well, I am happy you're doing well.
我也是‥毕业典礼见了 Same. Same to you. I'll see you both at graduation?
前提是你们能毕业 If you make it!
这堂课是进阶数学 Welcome to Math 350.
首先要进行评量测验 We're gonna start today off with a quick assessment test.
开心吧 Yay.
妙传 换人 洁娜补上惠妮 All right. Nice pass. Switch it. Jena to Whitney.
跑出空档 Come on. Get clear.
很好 Nice!
嘿 Hey!
你的球 洁娜 快‥ That's you, Jena! That's you! Go...
传给我‥ Over here! Here. Here!
王八蛋 Motherfuncker!
抱歉 Sorry.
是我的错 My bad.
那是哪门子的射门 我明明有空档 What the hell kind of a shot was that? I was open.
你有老婆 You have a funcking wife?
- 我本来打算要告诉你的 - 什么时候 道顿 - Okay, I swear. I was going to tell you. - When, Dalton? When?
我们在你家沙发 还是在你车上做爱的时候 When we were funcking on your sofa, or when we were funcking in your car?
事情很复杂 蜜雪儿和我有问题‥ It's complicated. Michelle and I have been having problem
- 真的吗 天啊 你们当中有人出轨吗 - and so...- Oh, you have? Oh, my God. Is one of you cheating?
- 我想跟你实话实说 - 现在要说实话吗 - I'm trying to be honest with you right now! - Oh, you want honesty?
你是变态 算我糊涂 以后不要跟我说话了 Okay, you're a funcking creep. I'm a funcking catch. Never speak to me again.
惠妮 别这样 Whitney, please stop.
蜜雪儿和我好几个月没上床了 Michelle and I haven't slept together in months.
我们的婚姻已经名存实亡了 We're barely married anymore, okay?
我们之间的感情是真的 I think what you and I have is real.
别因为我还没找到时机 跟她分手就这样放弃 Please don't throw it away because I haven't found the right time
你想怎样就怎样 我们结束了 to end things with her. Do whatever you want. You and I are done.
可不可以‥ Will you just not...
不准因为这件事减我上场时间 And this better not affect my playing time!
好‥ Okay, okay.
该死 funck.
[法语]早安‥ Bonjour.
- 早安 - 早安 - Bonjour. - Bonjour.
大家好
大家早 欢迎 Bonjour.
欢迎
这堂是法国大革命与浪漫主义
抱歉 我迟到了
但以法国人的标准而言
我早到了半小时
[法语]首先
来自我介绍吧 聊聊你们在暑假做了什么
我叫伊恩
这暑假去了巴黎
在索邦大学念书
并担任修复圣母院的志工
很好
我叫做泰拉
我在旧金山的环保团体实习
南希佩洛西说 我们有革命性的想法
甚至把我们的合照放上网
大家好 我叫金柏丽芬可
这个暑假我在‥
格鲁明戴尔工作
那是一家‥
“宠物”店怎么说
也是宠物美容院
我负责扫指甲
还有帮狗狗剪指甲‥
帮狗狗剪指甲很有趣‥
很好
我担任东京奥运的法语翻译‥
金柏丽 Kimberly.
什么事教授
我觉得这门课对你来说太难了 I think this class is too advanced for you.
我建议你退选 I suggest that you drop it.
什么 可是法文是我最拿手的科目 What? But French is my best subject.
我知道我今天表现不好 但我很确定我能赶上的 I... I know I didn't do great today, but I can catch up. I'm... I'm sure of it.
最终决定权在你手上 Well, ultimately the decision is your
但我保证我这么说是为了你好 but I promise I am suggesting this because it is best for you.
你还没准备好 You are not ready.
欢迎来到卡特兰社 Welcome to The Catullan.
你们八个很荣幸 通过第一次筛选 You eight should be proud of yourselves for making it through the first cut.
- 你们很好笑 - 或至少比我们淘汰掉的人好笑 - You're officially funny. - Or at least marginally funnier than the unfunny people who we've already cut.
我是贝拉摩赫查 Hi. Bela Malhotra.
我正在揣摩怪奇比莉饶舌唱出印表机保证书的样子 I've been working on this piece where Billie Eilish raps a warranty page of a printer manual.
- 大概是这样 - 抱歉‥ - It goes like this. - Well, I... I'm sorry.
我们的不成文规定不够清楚吗 Were our unspoken rules not clear enough here?
新成员没有资格提案 New members aren't allowed to pitch yet.
接下来六周 你们要担任我们的助手 For the next six weeks, you'll be interning as our support staff.
如果我说想要饼干和摩卡咖啡 你们就得拿来给我 If I want Bark Thins and a mocha you will get me Bark Thins and a mocha.
别想在我的杯子上写笑话 你会被淘汰 And don't be cute and try to write a funny name on my cup. You will be cut.
我不懂 我们不是写手吗 I'm confused. Are we not writers?
还不是 到十月还没被淘汰的人 Not yet. Those of you who are still around in October
就能缴交作品以供审查 will submit your final pieces for consideration.
现在 来庆祝你们微不足道的成功 But, for now, let's celebrate your small, recent accomplishment
以及前方漫长艰困的道路吧 来吃点心聊天 and the long, unrelenting road ahead with a little bit of snacks and chitchat.
伊凡洁琳 可以跟你说句话吗 Hey, Evangeline, can I talk to you for a moment?
好 Sure.
- 我等等再去找你们 - 好 - I'll catch up with you guys later. - Yeah.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
我知道我们一开始处得不好 Hey. I know you and I got off on the wrong foot
我不希望我们之间尴尬 and I... I don't want things to be weird between us.
我寄了一封道歉信给你 你看到了吗 I sent you an e- mail, apologizing. Did you get it?
我看到了 我以为我已经回信给你了 I did. I thought I wrote you back.
可能卡在寄件匣 有时候会这样 Oh, maybe it got stuck in my outbox. It happens.
- 确实是这样 没错 - 好 - Yep. It did. - Okay.
寄出去了 Here. Just sent it!
去你的
收到了吗 Did you get it?
- 收到了 - 太好了 - I... I did. - Great.
你们开学第一天觉得怎么样 Hey, so what did you guys think of your first day of classes?
课程比想像中简单还是难 还是超级难 Like, was it easier than you expected or harder, or, like, way harder?
- 比较简单‥ - 简单 - Easier. - Easy.
- 不是比较难 - 比较简单‥ - Easier, not harder? - Easier.
对啊‥我以为大学课业会很难 Yeah. yeah, I know. I thought this place was supposed to be hard
但是公立高中 绝对让我做好准备了 but my public school education definitely prepared me for it. Definitely.
我要去做作业 应该四秒钟就写完了 Like, I'm gonna... I'm gonna go do my homework and I'll probably be done in, like, four seconds.
让人很想笑对吧 真是好笑 But, you know, you've just gotta laugh, right? Like, it's just... it's funny.
她是不是怪怪的 Was that weird?
我没认真听 Oh, I wasn't really listening.
莫瑞小姐 Miss Murray.
能跟你聊聊 昨天的评量测验吗 Can I talk to you about yesterday's assessment test?
在你说话前 你要知道 这栋建筑是我爸出钱盖的 Before you say anything you should know that my father did pay for this building.
我知道了 Okay. Noted.
我要说的是 你得到全班最高分 What I was going to say is that you got the highest score in the class.
真的吗 Wait, really?
- 我最高分 - 是的 - I did the best? - Yeah.
我以为大家都考得很好 毕竟题目那么简单 I mean, I would have thought everyone did well. It was so stupid and easy.
这么说有点伤人 Okay. Well, that's kind of insulting.
总之你应该去上更进阶的课 Regardless, you need to be in a much higher- level class.
此外我希望 我的研讨课多一点女学生 Also, I want to increase the number of women in my seminar.
增加到一位 你有兴趣参加吗 To one. So would you consider moving up?
当然可以 但我有一个条件 Sure. On one condition.
根据昨天的评量测验 Based on yesterday's placement test
有一位杰出的学生 获选参加我的进阶班 one extraordinary student has been selected to join my advanced section
这位学生就是蕾登莫瑞 and that student is Leighton Murray.
她是一位迷人 充满活力的年轻女性 She is a charming and dynamic young woman
她似乎是个很好的朋友 失去她是你的损失 who seems like a wonderful friend who you'd hate to lose.
现在我们知道 客观来看她是班上最聪明的学生 Now we know that she is objectively the smartest person here.
恭喜你 蕾登 Congrats, Leighton.
主题标签迈向更大更好的目标 Hashtag, on to bigger and better things.
艾赛克斯体育中心
- 洁娜 我喜欢你的五指鞋 - 薇萝 - Hey, Jena. I love those toe shoes. - Hey, Willow.
天啊 Damn.
她看你的眼神充满怨恨 是我就哭了 That look she gave you was true hatred. I would have cried.
你今晚有什么计划 What are you up to tonight?
没有 我自己一个人 待在家里没事做 Nothing. I'm doing nothing in my apartment, by myself.
薇萝 你怎么怪怪的 Willow, why are you being weird?
- 我哪有怪 - 你超怪的 怎么回事 - I am not being weird. - You're totally being weird. What's going on?
我和球队所有人都要去洁娜家 I'm going to Jena's house with the rest of the team.
你说真的吗 她邀请了我以外的所有人 Are you serious? She invited everyone but me?
才没有‥她也没邀请布列妮 No, no. She did not! She also didn't invite Brittany.
- 谁是布列妮 - 她在国外念书 - Who's Brittany? - She's studying abroad.
别担心啦 我今晚去会跟大家说你有多棒 Don't worry! I'll go tonight and talk up how chill you are.
帮你扭转形象 I'll fix this!
- 好的 - 好吧 谢谢你 - Okay. - Okay. Thank you.
我不知道耶 Oh, I don't know, man.
- 我以为大学会更疯更好玩 - 是啊 - I just thought college would be a lot more fun - and crazy than it's been so far. - Yeah.
才开学六天就树敌无数 I've been here six days. I've made multiple enemie
还没有三角接吻过 and I've had zero three- way kisses.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
两周前 我人还在俄亥俄州 I mean, two weeks ago, I was in Ohio
今晚我要参加裸体派对 and tonight I'm going to a naked party.
阿克伦可没有这种事情 Not many of those in Akron.
- 你刚才说什么 - 阿克伦是俄亥俄州的城市 - I'm sorry. What? - Oh, Akron is a city in Ohio.
你明知道我不是问这个 Bitch, you know that's not the detail I want!
- 天啊 崔维斯 真好看 - 没错 - Oh, my God, Travis. It's looking so good! - Yeah.
这里是怎么回事 好难闻的味道 What is going on in here? It smells awful.
崔维斯在帮我画肌肉线条 用化妆品让我变得更性感 Yeah, Travis is contouring my body. He's using makeup to subtly enhance my banging bod.
- 很厉害吧 - 没有人有那么多块腹肌 - It's impressive, right? - Yeah. Nobody has that many abs.
线条颜色太深了 你活像是台木琴 Yeah, those lines are way too dark. All right? You look like a xylophone.
别乱说 Check yourself.
这可是我在网路上 买的九成新二手专业工具 These are professional- grade tools that I bought gently- used on eBay.
你为什么要做这种事 Yeah, but why are you doing this?
因为我要参加裸体派对 Because I'm going to a naked party!
- 参加什么 - 所以是杂交派对吗 - To a what? - So you're going to an orgy?
不是杂交派对是正常的派对 No... It's not an orgy! It's a normal party,
只是要裸体 而且不只有我参加 except with naked people. And I'm not going to it.
我们也都要去 We're going to it.
崔维斯 先喷背后 我在跟室友说话 Travis, could you move to my back while I address my roommates?
我想到了你们非参加裸体派对不可的理由 I have come up with undeniable reasons why each of you should join me and party nude.
- 蕾登 首先是你 - 你说服不了我的 - Leighton, you're first. - You are not going to convince me to go!
- 我要出门了 - 你要去哪里 - I'm gonna head out. - Where... where are you going?
抱歉 我没跟你说吗 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I forget to mention where I was going?
我是没说 因为不关你的事 Right, I didn't, because it's none of your business.
再见 Bye.
好凶 Savage.
- 惠妮却斯 - 我没办法 - Whitney Chase. - Yeah, I can't make it.
- 为什么大家都这么抗拒 - 因为感觉很怪贝拉 - Why is everyone opposed to this party? - Because it sounds weird, Bela!
好吧 金柏丽 只剩我们俩了 Fine. Kimberly, it's just us two.
男人物化女性身体长达上百年‥ Men have objectified women's bodies for tens, if not hundreds of years.
贝拉 对不起 我腾不出时间 Bela, I'm sorry. I can't make time for this.
- 为什么腾不出时间 - 就是无法 - Why can't you make time for this? - I just can't.
为‥ Wha... what...
为什么沙发上会有屁股印 Why is there a tan ass- print on our couch?
你应该问的问题是为什么只有一个 What you should be asking is why aren't there four?
洁娜的派对情况如何 我为了今晚拒绝很多邀约
我跟洁娜聊过 她不会邀请你的
什么 What?
也许下个球季 她就不会讨厌你了
你本人比照片好看多了 God, you're so much hotter than your profile.
是照＂骗＂的相反 It's like a reverse catfish.
谢了 Thanks.
抱歉 这个座椅可以拆掉吗 它一直撞到我胸部 I'm so sorry. Does this car seat come out? It's really digging into my boob.
拆起来很麻烦‥ Oh, it's, like, a whole thing to remove it
那没关系‥ you know... It's fine. Let's just...
你是艾赛克斯的学生吗 Hey, do you go to Essex?
你怎么知道的 How... how did you know that?
你的钥匙圈 Your keychain?
艾赛克斯
怎么了 你还没出柜吗 What's wrong? Are you not out?
我只是‥ No, I'm...
抱歉 这关你什么事 I'm sorry. How is that any of your business?
没有 我只是很惊讶 I didn't mean anything by it. I'm just surprised.
你这代很多五六岁就出柜了 In fact, kids your age came out when they're, like, six years old.
- 现在当同性恋不是很酷吗 - 天啊 - Isn't it cool to be gay now? - Oh, my God.
- 我惹你生气了吗 - 没有‥但你不知道你在说什么 - Did I upset you? - No. No, it's just you have no idea what you are talking about.
你什么时候出柜的 When did you come out?
- 高中 - 对你这样的人来说 - In high school. - So for someone like you
出柜一定让你变得更有趣 I'm sure coming out probably made you more interesting
但我本来就很受欢迎 所以出柜可能会让我失去一切 but, for me, I was popular so I actually have something to lose.
提起勇气出柜很困难 但是值得的 It's hard to find the courage to come out, but it's worth it.
对你来说也许是这样 Maybe for you.
我不想要同性恋成为我的身份认同 我喜欢原本的自己 I don't want being gay to be my identity. I like my identity.
我不想加入同志社团 或者只当某人的同志亲戚 I don't want to be the "gay Kappa girl" or the "lesbian cousin."
我不想当其他人 只想做自己 I don't... I don't wanna be "other," okay? I just wanna be me.
- 借由隐藏真正的自己 - 不对‥ - By hiding who you are? - No, I'm...
我是来做爱的 不是来听老妈子说教 I came here to hook up, not to be lectured by some suburban mom in a bad cardigan.
不客气 我只是想帮忙 Excuse you. I'm just trying to help.
金柏丽你的法语很好
真的非常厉害
- 金柏丽 - 茶在店里买的 我没有电磁炉 - Hello, Kimberly. - I bought this tea at a store. I don't have a hot plate.
没关系 我习惯周五出来四处拜访 It's okay. I was just doing my Friday night sweep
检查有没有人嗑药 没想到会有人在家 looking for opioids. I didn't expect anyone to be here.
没人在家很安静 所以我想趁机念书 Oh, I'm taking advantage of the quiet to study.
但周五晚上 你应该跟朋友出去玩的 On a Friday night? You should be out with friends.
没关系 我改天再出去玩就好了 It's okay. I'll go out another night.
金柏丽 大家都是在开学 第一周交到朋友的 Kimberly, the first week of school is when people find their friends.
我大学的第一个周末 翘掉了瑞典的九月中派对 My first weekend, I skipped the Swedish mid- September party.
她们在那场派对想到了未来四年要用的圈内人笑话 That was when they found the inside joke they would be utilizing for the next four year
时至今日我 还是不知道谁是萝卜脸 and I still don't know who "Radish Face" is.
有可能就是我 I fear it may be me.
我一定不是今天唯一没出门的人 Well, I can't be the only one staying in today.
我想你是的 Believe you are.
如果你觉得孤单或有黑暗的想法 Well, if you get lonely or have dark thought
我们可以一起玩桌游 come over and we can play a board game.
我的工作就是照顾像你这样的人 It is my job to be available for... people like you.
等等我 我来了 Wait for me! I'm coming!
我有权好好玩一场 I deserve to have some fun.
- 太好了走吧 - 好耶 - Yes, let's go! - Yes!
我们今晚要坦诚相见 Yo, we're gonna see each other's tits tonight.
对 你记得吗 Yes! Remember?
你们好啊 What's up, bitches?
你来做什么 What are you doing here?
我才不要因为某人毫无原因不要我来 就关在家里 I realized I'm not just gonna sit at home because one girl doesn't want me here for no reason.
原因很清楚她不喜欢你 There is a reason. She doesn't like you.
她一定会喜欢我的 我带了礼物来 Well, she is definitely gonna like me after I give her this.
薰衣草香皂和护手乳 A basket of lavender soaps and hand creams?
她是球队副队长 不是你姨婆 She's the co- captain of the team, not your great- aunt.
这很高级 里面加了浴盐 This is nice! It has bath crystals in it.
随便啦 我要去找洁娜 Whatever, okay? I'm gonna go find Jena
让她取代你成为我最好的朋友 make her my best friend and replace you.
我是你最好的朋友 我们才认识四周耶 I'm your best friend? You've known me for, like, four weeks.
真惨 Tragic.
我道歉过了 行程又不是我排的 I said I was sorry. I don't make the schedule!
感觉我好像没有女友 It's like I don't even have a girlfriend.
- 我受够了 - 不要走 别这样 杰森 - I'm done. - Stop. Don't do this, Jason!
搞什么鬼 你为什么在我房间 What the funck? Why are you in my room?
我带了香皂来给你 I brought you some soaps.
要怎么做 So how does this work?
把衣服脱掉直接进去吗 Do we just take our clothes off and go inside?
我想是吧 I guess.
这一切太突然了 我觉得我办不到 This just got so real, so quick. I don't think I can do this.
管他的 我要进去了 funck it. I'm going in!
天啊 乔丝琳 你的胸部跟绮拉奈特莉一样完美 Oh, my God, Jocelyn. You have, like, perfect Keira Knightley boobs.
我们里头见了 Well, I'll see you inside?
- 那么‥ - 一起脱 - Well... - Same time?
一起脱 Same time.
- 好‥ - 好 - Okay. - Okay.
走吧 Let's go!
他整个人倒下‥ No, he went down the way!
- 他一路走来 - 天啊... - He went down the whole way. - Holy...
等一下‥蕾登 Whoa... Guys, stop. Hey, Leighton.
- 噢 嘿 - 怎么了 - Oh, hey. - What's up?
你自己一个人吗 Are you, like, alone?
- 对啊 - 今天是周五夜耶 - Yeah. - But it's a Friday night.
我知道 也许我正要去很好玩的地方 Yeah, I know it's Friday. Maybe I'm going somewhere really fun.
- 真的吗 - 不是 - Are you? - No.
听着 小蕾 Look, Leight.
她们不想跟你住 不代表你很糟糕 Just because those girls don't wanna live with you doesn't make you a loser.
她们的行为很差劲 Yo, what they did was not cool.
- 你跟他们说了 - 当然了 - You told them? - Well, yeah. Of course I did.
因为她们太过分了 I mean, that was really funcked up.
我们都为你感到很难过 Yeah, for what it's worth, we all felt so bad for you.
好 这真是太糟糕了 Okay. Well, this was horrible
我要喝到忘掉这段对话为止 and I am... I'm gonna go drink until I forget this conversation ever happened.
蕾登‥你一定很快 就会交到朋友的 Leighton. Leighton! You're gonna make friends soon. I know it.
你越说越糟糕 真是谢了 Everything you're saying is making it worse. Thank you.
她一定很受伤 要不要对树丢刀子 Damn, she must be really hurting. Want to go throw knives at trees?
- 好啊 - 走吧 - Yep. - Let's funcking go.
- 走吧 - 雅虎 - Let's go. - Yahoo!
你可能没发现 但你一直用手遮住自己的胸部 Okay, I... I don't think you realize it but you're aggressively cupping your breasts in shame.
真的耶 你说得对 真的是这样 Yes. You're right. I am doing that.
我要放开了来罗 I'm fixing it now. Here we go.
我为你感到骄傲 准备好跟大家交际了吗 I'm proud of you. Ready to mingle?
- 准备好了 - 哪一群屁股看起来比较友善 - Yeah. - Which group of butts looks more approachable?
左边还是右边 The right or the left?
右边好像比较友善 但我说不出理由 The right butts look kinder but I don't know what I'm basing that on.
我同意右边的比较友善 Yeah, no, I agree. Right butts, for sure.
走吧 Let's go.
艾玛上过文学杂志 Hey, Emma is on the lit mag?
大家好 Hello, everybody!
我们都穿一样的衣服 真是尴尬 So embarrassing that we all wore the same outfit, right?
- 你们第一次参加裸体派对吧 - 才不是 为什么这么说 - Is this your first naked party? - No. Why would you say that?
因为你看了好几次大家的性器官 Because you looked down at everyone's junk multiple times.
裸体派对的重点是与自己的身体自在相处 Naked parties are about being comfortable in your skin
而不是物化偷窥别人 not objectifying and catching a peek.
没错 我知道‥ Oh, no doubt. No doubt. I know that.
我又往下看了 对吧 I just looked down again, didn't I?
没错 Yeah.
连看都不行 这是塔利班举办的裸体派对吗 So we're not even supposed to look? What is this? A naked party under Taliban rule?
为什么你们俩像怪人一样 自己站在一边 Why are you two hanging out alone like a bunch of creeps?
大家会以为你们是警察 People think you're cops.
也许我们应该离开 我还以为这会是永生难忘的派对 Maybe we should just go. I thought this would be the amazing, unforgettable party I've been waiting for
但显然不是如此 but that's obviously not the case.
不行 我们要留下来 一起尽力享受 No, we are gonna stay and we are gonna make the most of it together.
乔丝琳 你感觉很自在 Jocelyn, you seem so comfortable.
能否教我们两招 How can we be more like you?
我事前做好准备 现在很醉 I pre- gamed a lot, so I'm crazy drunk.
好吧 Okay.
来吧 Here we go.
好吧 篮子里有发票 十四天内可以退换 Okay. Well, there's a gift receipt in the basket. You have 14 days.
- 你还好吗 - 我男友刚才跟我分手了 - Are you okay? - My funcking boyfriend just broke up with me.
好 Okay.
他受不了足球队这么常练球 He can't handle our soccer schedule.
他说我都不陪他 He says I'm never around
好像我应该绕着他转 like my life should revolve around hanging out in his frat basement
跟他去兄弟会地下室 看他和朋友弹彼此的蛋蛋 while he and his friends flick each other in the nuts.
- 还真是个好男人 - 你又不了解他 - Sounds like a real winner. - You don't funcking know him.
他的狗刚过世 His dog just died.
我不该那么说的 I should not have said that.
没关系 他确实很差劲 It's okay. He does suck.
但我也没什么好挑的 It's just, not like guys are lining up for me, so...
你在说什么 你那么漂亮 Jena, what? You're so pretty.
- 你去死啦 - 真的 - Oh, funck you. - You are!
你身材又好 而且足球踢得很好 You're tall, you're ripped, and you're, like, so good at soccer.
所以你不喜欢我 让我很难过 That's why it kills me that you don't like me.
如果他不懂得欣赏 管他去死 So, look, if this guy doesn't get that, funck him.
忘了他吧 天底下的男人多的是 Move on. There's plenty of guys out there.
谢了 Thanks.
我们可以和好吗 So are we good now?
希望你可以不要在场上欺负我了 'Cause I'd love it if you stopped kicking the shit out of me on the field.
好 我们可以和好 Yeah, we're good.
但有件事你错了 But you're wrong about one thing.
同龄男生中能接受我们这种女生的并不多 There aren't many guys our age who can handle being with girls like us,
祝你好运 so good luck finding one.
拜托 这是裸体派对 I mean, come on. It's a naked party!
所有人都会彼此打量 Everybody looks at everybody.
重点是不能看得太明显 You just can't look like you're looking.
比方说 我刚才 就瞄了你胸部三次 Like, right now, I just glanced at your boobs three times.
才没有 你明明看着我的眼睛 No, you did not! You were looking at my eyes.
我偷瞄的你左边的胸部比较大 I micro- glanced. The left one is bigger.
天啊 她说得没错 左边的真的比较大 Holy hell, she's right. Your left one is bigger.
你们知道叫莎拉的 女生在哪里吗 Hey, do any of you know where a girl named Sarah is?
- 不知道 - 抱歉 - No. - Sorry.
我也不知道 I don't.
- 你看到了吗 - 偷瞄一眼 - Did you see that? - Micro- glance!
我要去拿酒 I'm gonna get a drink.
搞什么 What the hell?
又是你 Oh! Of course it's you.
- 你够了 - 是你撞翻了我的饮料 - You know what? No. - You spilled my drink.
我很抱歉 但我知道你接下来会说什么 And I'm sorry about that but I already know where this is going.
你会对我说不好的话 让我讨厌自己 You're gonna say something mean to me and make me feel bad about myself.
我是个好人 I'm a good person!
我是帮你男友打了手枪 但要是我知道他有女友 Did I jerk your boyfriend's dick? I did! But if I knew he had a girlfriend
就不会那么做了 I wouldn't have done it.
不要对我这么坏了对不起 Please stop being mean to me. I'm sorry!
跟我来 Come over here.
我知道 我最近对你很刻薄 I know I've been less than kind.
这是因为我第一次筛选 为你说很多话 It's because I fought super- hard for you in the first cut.
工作人员对你的作品意见分歧 大家更喜欢另一个男生 Staff was split about your submission and people preferred this guy
但我觉得你的东西很好笑 所以我为你说话 but I thought your stuff was funny, so I pushed for you
这让我看起来很傻 which then made me look like an idiot
因为大家发现我支持的女生 前一晚帮我男友打手枪 when everyone found out that the girl I supported had a jack- fest with my "boyf" the night before.
你喜欢我的作品 - 我觉得很不错 - You liked my submission? - It was pretty solid.
- 不错而已 - 你才一年级 别太贪心 - Pretty solid? - You're a first- year. Take it easy.
拜托 我们可以和好吗 So, wait, can we just please be good now?
我不希望你讨厌我 I don't want you to hate me.
- 好我们可以和好 - 我想要抱你 - Yeah, we can be good. - I think I need to hug you.
天啊 我的腹肌沾在你身上了 Oh, jeez, my abs rubbed off on you.
我的胸部线条也沾在你身上了 My boob contour got on you too.
我们都画了线条 太棒了 We both contoured? I love us!
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
我很快就会说完 This will be quick.
老天 你喝醉了 Oh, shit. You're wasted.
尼可 我在裸体派对上顿悟 Nico, at the naked party, I had an epiphany.
你来当我的法文家教 教我法文 拜托你 You are going to French tutor me in French, please.
你半夜一点跑来请我当家教 You're asking me to tutor you at one in the morning?
对啊 Yeah.
好啊 我来教你 Sure, I'll tutor you.
太好了 谢谢你 Oh, excellent, and I appreciate.
晚安 Good night.
- 就这样 - 就这样家教 谢谢你 - That's it? - That'll be all, tutor. Thank you!
什么 What?
约翰 你的帽子好蠢 你创办的学校烂透了 Hello, John. Your hat looks stupid, and the school you founded sucks.
我很遗憾你死在雪中 But I'm sorry you died in the snow.
- 喂 - 嘿 - Hello? - Hey.
- 我是克萝依 - 谁 - it's Chloe. - Who?
你今天在休旅车上含过我奶头 You had my nipples in your mouth in a minivan today?
你想干吗 你在车上说教得还不够吗 What do you want? Look, did you not sufficiently lecture me in your car?
我只是打来看看你的状况 I'm just calling to check in on you.
我看得出你心情很差 所以只是想跟你说 事情会好转的 I could tell you're in a really bad place and just wanted to say that, it gets better.
天啊 你是认真的吗 “事情会好转的” Oh, my God. Are you funcking serious? You're "It Gets Better- ing" me?
我好得很 你的车烂透了 你才需要好转吧 Yeah, no, I am fine. You drive a Ford Windstar. You get better?
我的人生很棒 为什么大家都要怜悯我 My... my life is great. Why is everyone funcking pitying me?
你了解我吗 我聪明又时髦 除此之外 Have you seen me? I'm smart, stylish, and as it turns out
我的数学很好我好的不得了 I'm really funcking good at math. I'm thriving!
但你活在谎言中 But you're living a lie.
我知道 你以为我不知道吗 Yeah, I know! You don't think I funcking know that?
我好的不得了 I'm thriving!
- 站住不要动 - 该死 - Stop right there! Don't move! - funck!
我叫你站住 Hey, I said stop!
包抄她‥ Go around, go around!
别跑了 Stop running!
导 演 佐伊·卡萨维特斯