-你没事吧 -我做了个梦 - You okay? - I had a dream.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
-我知道我想要什么礼物 -什么 - I know what I want for my present. - What's that?
俄国 今天 Russia. Today.
我给你准备了小一点的礼物 但那也能办成 I got you something smaller, but we can do that, as well.
还有件事 One other thing.
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
-好啊 这下我醒了 -我们有孩子了 - Well, that wakes one up a bit. - We have a child.
我起初感到生气 I was angry at first.
但现在我认为这是预兆 "行动" But now I see it as a sign. "Act."
-他的孩子 -我们的孩子 - His child. - Our child.
他今天结束时就是个死人了 He will be dead by the end of the day.
我可以志愿接下这任务吗 Can I volunteer for the task?
我觉得那是我的任务 I think that task is mine.
你才不会杀人呢 You don't know how to kill someone.
那我得尽快学了 Well, I must learn quickly, then.
你给她准备礼物了吗 Have you got her a gift?
我的礼物是个天才点子 我有很多天才点子 My gift is a stroke of genius, of which I have many,
但我相信她会激动落泪 but I'm sure she will burst into tears,
扒光自己的衣服 跟我冲上床 并爱上我 break free of her clothes in a rush to bed me, and love me.
我那晚对她说了"我爱你" I said "I love you" to her the other night.
今天结束之前 她也会对我说的 Before the end of today, she will say it back to me.
-树莓和无花果真不错 -柠檬榛子太好吃了 - Raspberry and fig is good. - Mm. Delicious lemon hazelnut.
坚果的软糯和柠檬的酸爽 The creaminess of the nuts against the tartness of the lemons
简直让舌头太享受了 is a tongue boggler of the finest nature.
但她喜欢酸爽吗 But does she like tartness?
我一般什么都知道 Oh. I usually know everything,
但对于她 我可能有很多不知道 but about her, there is much perhaps I don't know.
或许树莓更好 Maybe the raspberry is better?
心意才是最重要的 It's the gesture that is appreciated.
除非心意不到位 "这是个树莓蛋糕 A misplaced gesture that says, "Here's a cake made from raspberries,
但你可能不喜欢 甚至过敏" which you loathe and are possibly allergic to,"
那几乎等于坦白你根本不了解她 is the same as slapping a woman in the face with the knowledge
简直是在打她脸 that you have no fucking idea who she is.
-该死 -你说得对 - Shit. - I suppose you're right.
这不该这么复杂的 This should not be so fucking complicated.
我们需要了解她 We need some insight into her.
-怎么做 -这是个男人很难学会的技巧 - Well, how do we get that? - It is a trick men are slow to learn.
问啊 You ask.
我有更好的主意 I had a better idea.
-早 -沃伦斯基 - Morning. - Ah! Voronsky.
-我得切开你的脑袋 -那太糟了 - I need to cut your head open-- - Oh, that's bad news.
并让你盛满对皇后了解的 And spill your brains on the table
脑浆流一桌子 with your knowledge of the empress.
懂了 是比喻啊 I see. 'Tis a metaphor.
可能是吧 看情况如何 Possibly. We'll see how it goes.
-树莓蛋糕 -她喜欢吗 - Raspberry cake. - She likes?
让她出红肿 It gives her welts.
太悬了 Fucking close call.
好啊 格里戈尔 这办法行 Huzzah, Grigor. This will work.
我一直都有个眼线呢 I have had a spy this whole time.
你给了她什么礼物 沃伦斯基 What gift have you got her, Voronsky?
她喜欢桃子 She likes peaches.
就一个水果吗 沃伦斯基 你就像只傻狗 A piece of fruit? Oh, Voronsky, you are like a dumb puppy.
你显然不会舔阴 You apparently cannot eat pussy,
还认为女人喜欢水果胜过钻石什么的 and think women prefer fruit over diamonds and such.
-我去 -真贴心 - Fuck me. - It is sweet.
傻 但贴心 Idiotic, but sweet.
你至少知道她喜欢什么味的蛋糕吗 Do you at least know what flavor cake she would like?
她更喜欢柠檬 She's partial to lemons.
早上好 Good morning.
天啊 Oh, God.
简直像有只痛风的鹿死在了这里 It smells like a deer with gout has died in here.
-女皇 -不必羞耻地逃走 - Empress. - Do not rush out with shame.
-你们干得开心吗 -是的 - You fucked happily? - Yeah.
那就用行动表现出来 Then comport yourself so.
再见 好瓦莱莉雅 我的脑袋啊 Bye, sweet Valeria. Oh, my fucking head.
我以前也宿醉过 但是 Oh. I've had hangovers before, but...
-现在可能是脑动脉瘤了 -就是今天 - I feel this may be an embolism. - Today is the day.
什么 让让 What? Clear a space!
-抱歉 -我们得开开窗 - Apologies. - We may need to open a window.
今天 Today--
我们没准备好呢 We, we're not ready.
他以为罗斯托夫是叛徒 叛徒已死 He thinks Rostov was the trouble and the trouble is dead, and we...
我们有时间 We have time.
我决定就今天了 I've decided today is it.
等他一死 军队必须做好准备 You must have the military ready once he is killed.
-谁去杀他 -我 - And who's doing that? - Me.
-醒来了吧 -并没有 - That sobered you up. - Not quite.
给我彻底换血才可能让我清醒过来 Completely replacing my blood is the only option for that.
但我并不擅长杀人 But I am not versed in how.
你今天早上就要这样度过 And that is how you will spend your morning.
什么 教你杀人吗 What? Teaching you how to kill a man?
是的 Indeed.
大帝 第一季 第十集
一个偶尔真实的故事
海狸鼻子
-你好安静 -我刚意识到件事 - You're quiet. - I just realized something.
-你嫉妒他爱她 -不是 - That you are jealous of his love for her? - No.
我们三个人在一起时 That when we are together, the three of us,
我是房间里最聪明的人 I am the smartest person in the room.
是啊 Right.
你似乎恢复过来了 You seem restored.
更像你从前的样子了 亲爱的 More like your old self, my darling.
自从我们杀了罗斯托夫 我感觉好多了 Ever since we killed Rostov, I've felt a lot better.
太好了 我全心全意地爱你 I'm glad. I love you with all my heart.
我喜欢干他 And I love fucking him.
这让你受伤 我也希望不是如此 It hurts you and I wish it didn't.
所有婚姻都得承受其复杂性 All marriages must live with complication.
-大概是吧 -我认为他对她的爱 - I suppose so. - What I see in his love for her is...
-是个机会 -怎么了 - an opportunity. - What is it?
我不百分百确定 但我有个感觉 I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I sense it.
我们将叛徒罗斯托夫 We commend this treasonous man, Rostov,
安葬于此 交给上帝审判 to the Earth, and to God's judgment.
-应该会是严厉的审判 -混蛋 - Which we expect to be harsh. - Humph. Fucker.
我不知道我们干吗要来 I don't know why we had to come.
-看看还有谁来 -没有人啊 - See who else came. - Which was no one.
今天我还要忙着办生日派对呢 On a day when I am busy with the birthday party.
记得你小时候的海狸拼图吗 Remember that jigsaw of a beaver you had as a child?
就是缺了一块你始终没找到的 The one with the missing piece we could never find?
海狸的鼻子 是的 The beaver's nose. Yes.
没有海狸鼻子 海狸就不像海狸了 It could not look like a beaver without a beaver nose.
真是美妙的回忆 姨妈 A fond memory, Aunt.
我对罗斯托夫就是这个感觉 This is how I feel about Rostov.
还缺了点什么 There is a piece missing.
你是指他是否是单独行动 Did he act alone, you mean.
是的 Indeed.
我们必须找到海狸的鼻子 We must put the nose on the beaver.
那些人早晚会现身的 Humph. Well, at some point, they will show themselves,
到时我就砍掉海狸的脑袋 and I will cut the fucking beaver's head off.
我在尸体上画出了能致命的 I've drawn an X on the parts of the body
击杀点 标了X that are instant kill spots.
我肯定没时间画画啊 I will not have time to do that.
好笑 Funny.
试试 Try.
该死 Oh. Shit.
你不能吓呆 捅一下 You cannot be startled. You stab once,
继续捅 then you keep stabbing.
他强壮 迅捷 He's fast. He's strong.
-如果你不能一击杀死他 -好啦 - If you do not kill him with one blow-- - Okay, okay.
这尸体你哪找来的 Where did you get this body, anyway?
-跟契柯夫租的 -好吧 当然 - You can rent them off Chekhov. - Oh, right. Of course you can.
他会动弹 He will be moving.
说话 And talking, too.
-嗯 -除非你把他干睡 - Right. - Unless you fuck him to sleep,
然后割了他的喉 我建议这么做 and then slit his throat. My advice.
我要他知道是我 I wish him to know it is me.
那样才公平 Seems only fair.
-毫无道理 -如果我僵住了呢 - That makes no sense. - What if I freeze?
卡壳了 Choke?
打仗时 当你有动机驱使 才最骁勇 In war, you fight best when driven by a reason.
我有 是为了俄国的利益 I have that. The good of Russia.
不 那太理智了 得是... No. It's too intellectual. Something...
内在的 Something visceral.
我有 I have it.
好 All right.
我还是建议趁他睡觉时干 I still suggest doing it in his sleep.
我得按我的方式来 I must do things my way.
我看出来了 I'm gathering that.
菜单列好了 管弦乐队 So, menu is done. Orchestra.
要找合唱团吗 你之前没想好 Should we have a choir? You weren't sure.
他们抓到了19只鸭子 但剩下那只犯了难 And they've caught 19 ducks, but they're struggling to find one more.
奇数有种美好的感觉 There's something nice about an odd number.
看 Ah. Look.
我去 看啊 Oh, fuck me. Watch this.
皇后 这是个桃子 Oh, Empress. Here is a peach.
我都想清楚了 Yes, I have really thought this through.
亲爱的利奥 Oh, my darling Leo.
你的十四行诗和爱之树的果实 I'm completely cock-nitized by your sonnets
让我屌到了 给我哼首歌剧吧 and fruit and love of trees. Hum me an opera.
马上给我哼首歌剧 Hum me an opera immediately.
桃子 当然了 A peach! Of course.
-我好像还记得怎么吃 -这个不一样 - I think I recall how to eat it. - This one's different.
你要把它掰开 You break this one in half.
或许她是喜欢桃子 Okay, so maybe she likes peaches.
或是宅心仁厚 被他的傻气逗乐了 Or is kindly amused by his idiocy.
里面好像有戒指 Oh, I think it's got a ring in it.
好有爱 Oh, that's cute.
挺狡猾啊 利奥 Tricky fucker, Leo.
有刻字 It is inscribed.
致凯瑟琳大帝 "To Catherine the Great.
俄国统治者 Ruler of Russia."
抱歉字那么小 地方不大 Sorry the writing's so tiny. Was a lot to get on it.
俄国还拼错了 好烦人 They spelled Russia wrong, which is annoying.
-我好感动 -你真不凡 - I am touched. - You're extraordinary.
-你也是 -我不是 - As are you. - No, I'm not.
没事 It's okay.
因为我可以看着你 搭顺风车 'Cause I get to watch you and come along for the ride.
我去 Fuck.
烦人 好吧 我们得对此想想办法 Annoying. All right, we have to do something about that.
玛丽埃尔 你在这里 Marial. There you are.
我有消息 I have news.
我今天要杀了彼得 I'm going to kill Peter today.
什么 What?
而且 我怀孕了 Also, I'm pregnant.
该死 信息量好大 Shit. That is a lot.
我也是这么想的 I thought so, too.
抱歉迟到了 生日快乐 Sorry to be late. Uh, happy birthday.
维勒门托夫说你要杀了他 Velementov says you are to kill him.
我就是内心有种感觉 I just feel it in my gut.
理智 但我们最好把宫殿守卫住 Rational. But it is-- It is better we secure the palace,
逮捕他 让他签署退位声明 arrest him, get him to sign an abdication,
送他去哪栋房子里软禁 一个月后烧了整栋房子 send him to house arrest, and burn the house down a month later.
这样他的支持者不那么容易因怒而起 His supporters will be less likely to rise up in anger.
我喜欢奥罗的计划 I like Orlo's plan.
因为这对我安全 你当然喜欢了 As it makes me safe. Of course you do.
但其他人都不安全 But no one else is safe.
这里是俄国 This is Russia.
一个领袖得让人民看到自己有冷血 A leader must show the people they have ice in their veins.
有火热的心 And fire in their heart.
维勒门托夫将组织军队 Velementov will organize the military
让他们准备好拿下他的卫兵 so they are ready to take his guards,
和其他想反抗的人 or anyone else who wishes to fight.
利奥 去宫廷里 Leo, be amongst the court.
播下种子 Sow the seed.
等时候到了 And when the time comes,
我们把他们都带去大厅 you will bring them all to the Great Hall,
我会对他们讲话 and I will address them.
-主教呢 -奥罗 你去找他 - And Archie? - Orlo, you go to him.
分散他的注意 完事之前拖住他 Keep him distracted. Detained until it's done.
我建议进行长时间的忏悔 Might I suggest a long confession?
不是我吗 我去更合适 Uh, not me? Makes more sense I would go.
我需要你陪着我 I need you with me.
你还要给我拿衣服 换衣服 And you will collect my dress, and dress me.
时候到了 朋友们 This is it, my friends.
-生日快乐 皇后 -祝福你 - Happy birthday, Empress. - Our best wishes.
如此年轻 如此美丽 So young. So beautiful.
但那晚行刑结束后你说的话 But what you said the other night, after the torture,
拥有成熟的智慧和善良 were the words of a person of old wisdom, and charity.
我们之前一直尊敬你 You have had our respect, of course.
但现在我们也爱你了 But you have our love now.
我更想知道你是怎么干那匹马的 And I would honestly love to know how you fucked that horse.
我没干过马 I didn't fuck a horse.
我编的 塔季扬娜 你当时也在 I made it up, Tatyana. You were there.
是吗 Really?
我今天还要忙着改善俄国 I have a busy day improving Russia.
希望今天对我们都将是难忘的一天 I hope this to be a memorable day for all of us.
奥罗 你得杀了主教 Orlo, you need to kill Archie.
我知道 I know.
-你本来也打算那么做吗 -是的 - You were going to do it, anyway. - I was.
尽管我下了命令 Despite my orders?
我想赢 I wish to win.
既然你也下令了 And now they're your orders, so...
正好了 good for us.
我们会赢的 We'll win.
这是命运 It is fate.
是啊 Indeed.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
看 它们在拼"凯瑟琳" Look. They're spelling out "Catherine."
算是吧 但那是个P Well, sort of. Although, that's a "P."
它们之前拼出来了 真的 Oh, they had it before, I promise.
太棒了 谢谢你 It's marvelous. Thank you.
我们尿麦子吧 Let's piss on some wheat.
-我刚尿过 -我给你拿水 - I just went. - I'll get you water.
今天可能会很吉利 It could be an auspicious day.
我就是生日时怀孕的 I got pregnant on my birthday,
我就想 或许你今天也能 and I thought, perhaps today will be the same for you.
我... I...
-不行啊 -再来一杯 - No luck. - Another glass.
好吧 Right.
我们能谈一件我们从未谈过的事吗 Can we speak of something we have never talked on?
我希望我们是无话不谈的人 I'd like to think we can tell each other anything.
我也希望 I do, too.
艾凡 杀他难吗 Ivan. Was it hard to kill him?
-他动个不停 -我说你内心 - Well, he wriggled a lot, so-- - I mean inside you.
你心里 In your heart.
我失去了一个孩子 I lost a child.
我亲爱的伊戈尔 My darling Igor.
我就不断对自己说"你在让艾凡去陪伊戈尔 So I just kept telling myself "You're sending Ivan to Igor.
现在他们都有朋友了" And now they will each have a friend."
有吗 Anything?
我担心罗斯托夫的事 I'm worried about Rostov.
此事还没完 There is more to it.
-肯定没事的 -为什么 - I'm sure it is fine. - Why?
-什么 -你为什么能肯定 - What? - Why are you sure?
罗斯托夫行刺之前你就说肯定没事 You were sure before Rostov that nothing was happening,
现在你又这么说 and now you're sure again.
我大概太乐观了 I am too much an optimist, perhaps.
还是没有 Still nothing.
我得去为午宴做准备了 I must get ready for my party lunch.
那回头吧 Ah, well. Later.
试试 然后告诉我 我为你祝福 Try and let me know. I have my fingers crossed.
来 Come!
我永远都会在乎你 I will always care for you.
你得知道 You should know that.
真贴心 Oh. How sweet.
你为什么问我那个 Why did you ask me that?
-关于艾凡 -我就是之前没问过 - About Ivan. - I... just never had.
你在对我撒谎吗 Are you lying to me?
没有 No.
天啊 Oh, my God.
你就是海狸的鼻子 You're the beaver's nose.
-什么 -你要害彼得 - What? - You're coming for Peter.
我...什么 I... what?
不 什么 No! What?
你真逗 You are a card.
你的心和脑子我从不怀疑 Your heart and brain I never doubted,
但我怀疑你敢不敢斗争 but your stomach for the fight, I did.
显然 我错了 Clearly, I was wrong.
-我没要做什么 -你在对我撒谎 - I am not doing anything. - You are lying to me.
-我没有 -天啊 - I am not. - Gosh.
但如果我有 你要怎么办 But if I was, what would you do?
有那么片刻 For a moment,
只会退后一步 欣赏一个年轻狂野的女孩 merely step back and revel in the sight of a wild young woman,
一副"管他呢 我有更好的想法"的样子 going, "What the fuck? I have a better idea,"
并努力去追寻 and reaching for it.
是吗 Really?
大部分女人带着未说出口的更好的主意死去 Most women die with an unsaid better idea in their hearts.
我比他更能带领好俄国 你也知道 I would be better than him for Russia. and you know it.
好吧 你在想什么 Okay, what are you thinking,
因为我真的琢磨不透你 because I'm really struggling to read you.
我知道你爱他 I know you love him.
但他在毁掉俄国 But he is ruining Russia.
他是我发誓保护的血脉 He is the line I swore to protect.
这也是血脉 This is the line, also.
你愿支持我吗 Will you support me?
别杀他 Don't kill him.
我不会的 I won't.
该死 Fuck.
一切都好吗 Everything okay?
-她知道了 -她支持我们 - She knows. - She is onside.
你开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding?
她是彼得的姨妈 She's Peter's aunt.
我们得...收手 逃跑 该死 We must... stop. We must run, we-- Fuck!
或者 杀了她 Or... kill her.
我们不能杀她 她很好 We are not killing her. She is nice.
她杀了10岁孩子 She killed a 10-year-old.
那么她回头或许能帮我们 So, she may be handy for us later.
给我换衣服 准备把刀 我要去吃午饭 Now dress me, give me a knife. I'm going to lunch.
凯瑟琳 Catherine--
她肯定读过马基亚维利 我相信她不会说出去 She's read Machiavelli. I'm sure of it. I trust she will not tell.
如果她说出去 我也不过是失去了突袭的机会 And if she does, all I have lost is the element of surprise.
-那是胜利的关键要素 -给我更衣 - Which is a big part of winning. - Just dress me.
我心里有数 I know what I'm doing.
谢谢你突然请我来打猎 Thanks for the impromptu invitation to hunting.
午餐前活动一小时 总是好事 Quick hour before lunch. Always good.
今天很美妙 'Tis a glorious day.
令人难忘 我血液中有种感觉 Memorable. I can feel it in the blood, somehow.
是啊 Exactly.
就好像今天结束时 一切都会不同 Like everything will be different by the end of the day.
是啊 我这辈子一直觉得这世界不会改变 Indeed. I've gone through life thinking the world will never change,
就随波逐流 and lived with it.
但我有种感觉 今天我们所处的世界 Something tells me the world we are in today
将于明天大不相同 may not be the world we are in tomorrow.
你真有先见之明 沃伦斯基 'Tis prescient of you, Voronsky.
阿卡迪 兔子 Arkady, rabbit.
该死的 阿卡迪 Fucking hell, Arkady.
-混蛋 -闭嘴 格里戈尔 干掉他 - Fucker! - Shut up. Grigor, finish him.
该死 Fuck!
该死 Fuck.
如果我们现在打死他 他就被打了三枪了 Well, if we kill him now, he will be shot three times.
我要怎么把这伪装成不幸的狩猎事故 How do I explain that as an unfortunate hunting accident?
-她绝不会相信的 -但我们都打他了 - She was never gonna buy that. - But we have shot him,
她本来也不会开心的 so that doesn't look good to her, either.
-白痴 -你们确实都是白痴 - Idiots. - Indeed, you all are.
为什么不直接杀了他 Why not just kill him?
如果是事故 她会哀悼他 If it was an accident, she would grieve him,
而我就能安慰她 但如果他中了三枪 and I would provide solace to her, but three shots in him,
她很可能会认为是我干的 而生我气 and she will probably think I did it, and be mad at me.
如果我为塔季扬娜杀人 她准喜欢 Tatyana would love it if I killed someone for her.
她们大概会又不会 我听说的 I think they do and they don't. I've heard.
把他丢上马车 Throw him in the carriage.
其实想起来 我显然更优越 When you think on it, I am clearly the better man,
我之前一直没想到 and have not applied myself to it until now,
但他很烦人 but he is annoying.
我们就把他藏起来 直到她爱上我 So we will stash him somewhere until she loves me.
真美 Pretty.
真美 Hmm. Pretty.
阿洛要去找主教 So Orlo's going to Archie?
对 Yes.
等一切结束 我们做个协议 And we will cut a deal when this is done.
是的 Exactly.
-我们专注点 -好 - Let me focus. - Right.
那么 So.
时候到了 Here we go.
该死 Fuck.
他们说你会在音乐室 They said I would find you in the music room.
别又来教训我 姨妈 我忙呢 Do not be here to lecture me more, Aunt. I am busy.
我要送她蛋糕 并给她拉段即兴的音乐 I will play her an improvised tune when I present her cake.
当然 Of course.
我就是想告诉你 我永远爱你 支持你 I just want you to know I love and support you always.
你就像我的儿子 You're a son to me.
我不像你儿子那样已经死了 但多谢你的感情 Well, I'm not dead, like yours, but I appreciate the sentiment.
我要去乡下过一周 I am going to the country for a week.
我喜欢坐在自然里看着 I love to sit in nature and just watch it.
自然很美 有时也很严酷 It is beautiful, and sometimes harsh.
但你会意识到 它总是对的 But you realize, it is always right.
我知道这个 That is what I know.
听上去很无聊 祝你喜欢那些树 Hmm. Sounds dull, but, um, enjoy the trees.
我会快速下手 I will do this. And fast.
然后你给其他人送信 Then you take a message to the others.
深呼吸 Just breathe.
我也在尽力呼吸 As I have tried to.
万岁 生日快乐 Huzzah! Happy birthday!
谢谢 丈夫 Thank you, husband.
我有东西给你 I have something for you.
我也是 And I you.
我先来 上来 Well, me first. Come on.
是伏尔泰 It is Voltaire. Voltaire!
你好 女士 Bonjour, madame.
-天啊 -您的美貌没有被夸大 - Oh, my God. - Your beauty is not exaggerated.
我下令他从法国过来 这混蛋挺能要价 I ordered him from France. Fucker drove a hard bargain.
但我知道你爱他 而我爱你 But I know you love him, and I love you, so...
所以这是我诚心的礼物 I give you this heartfelt gesture.
伏尔泰先生 Monsieur Voltaire,
很荣幸 an honor.
谢谢 Thank you.
应该说谢谢[法语] 是吧 小伏 Or, merci. Right, Volti?
-你的口音真猛 -说得太好了 - Ah. Your accent is formidable. - Touché.
我失陪一下 先生们 A moment, gentlemen.
-来 小伏 -好 - Come, Volti. - Yes.
我不能当着伏尔泰的面杀他 I can't kill him in front of Voltaire!
他是光明 理智和人性 He is light, and reason, and humanity.
是伏尔泰啊 It's Voltaire!
-他会怎么想 -天啊 - How would that look? - Jesus.
他只是个法国书虫混蛋 He's just some bookish French cunt.
我会跟他聊聊 I will talk to him for a moment,
然后等只剩我们时再动手 and then do it when we are alone.
今天 我们杀沙皇 Today, we kill the emperor.
等消息传来 So when the word comes,
我们封锁皇宫 we lock down the palace.
拿下卫兵 We take the guards down.
在此之前呢 And... until then?
等着 We wait.
喝酒 We drink.
敬俄国的未来 To the future of Russia.
万岁 Huzzah!
主教 我得坦白罪孽 Archie. I, I must confess my sins.
这么久以来 你都说我错了 All of this time, you have said I was wrong,
昨晚 我惊觉醒来 意识到你可能是对的 and last night, I awoke stricken, but perhaps it was true.
我必须忏悔 我做了错事 主教 I must confess. I have done sick things, Archie.
变态堕落的事 Sick, depraved things.
好吧 I see.
真有趣 How fascinating.
有个厨房的仆人 There is a serf in the kitchen,
我们做了堕落之事 and the depravity we have been a party to...
上帝保佑了你 奥罗 God has blessed you, Orlo.
冷静 我去更衣 Calm down. I'll dress.
混蛋 Fucker!
怎么回事 What's going on?
玛丽埃尔 别这样 我们必须... Marial, do, do not do this. We must--
玛丽埃尔 Marial!
该死 Fuck!
我感兴趣的是你对理智的看法 I'm interested in your ideas on reason,
以及抛下扭曲了我们生活 and leaving behind the religious superstition
和统治的宗教迷信 that has distorted the way we live and rule.
是的 因为缺乏理智 人们才相信迷信 Ah, yes, well, in the absence of reason, men cling to superstition.
我们必须努力把人拉回来 We must claw people's fingers and minds from it.
凯瑟琳差点咬掉我们牧首的手指 Uh, Catherine bit our patriarch's finger near clean off.
让教会的手离开国家大事 Separation of church's fingers from state.
好样的 Bravo.
是啊 万岁 Indeed. Huzzah.
做作家无聊吗 Is it dull to be a writer?
执笔如打仗 To have a pen is to be at war.
当然 你可以用羽毛笔戳瞎人的眼睛 Of course. You can take people's eyes out with a quill.
真棒 Love it.
说说你的新作 《老实人》 Describe your latest book, Candide.
我听说了好多事 I have heard much.
是嘲讽那些相信 Well, it's a-- a, a mockery of people who believe,
乐观地认为人生会如愿的人 and have an optimism in life turning out well.
我不这么认为 I do not believe that.
我认为人生是会如愿 I believe life turns out well.
你是个美丽的孩子 A child. A beautiful child, you are.
我有话要说 I have something to say.
凯瑟琳 Catherine...
我看着过20岁生日的你 I look at you on your twentieth birthday,
一个有内涵的女人 a woman of substance.
一个堪称典范的女人 A woman par exemple.
有聪慧的思想和行为 Of wise thought and deed,
致力于谋求更好的俄国 dedicated to the pursuit of a better Russia.
更好的世界 A better world.
你的唇 说出智慧的话语 Your lips, that speak so wisely,
你的眼睛 以独一无二的方式看世界 your eyes that see the world in a way no one else does.
你的脑袋不断冒出原创的点子 Your head fizzing with original ideas.
你的心充满了对生活的热爱 Your heart filled with a powerful love for life.
希望也爱我 And hopefully for me.
祝你生日快乐 我亲爱的妻子 H-happy birthday, my darling wife.
-是你写的吗 -小伏也有帮忙 - You wrote that? - Volti helped me a little.
但主要是我 But mostly me.
谢谢 Thank you.
真的很感人 It was actually very touching.
万岁 Huzzah.
再见 Au revoir.
多棒的人 Wonderful fellow.
真是能说 Can fucking talk, though.
大部分没听懂 但你喜欢 Couldn't follow most of it. But you liked it?
我很喜欢 I loved it.
很让人激动 让我思想澎湃 It was thrilling. My mind was on fire.
他知道好多事 He has a lot of answers.
有时我觉得我也能更聪明 管理国家 Sometimes I think I could be smarter, running a country.
可能会有帮助 你就是这点特别 Might be helpful. That is the thing about you.
你聪明得不像女人 真有趣 You are un-womanly smart. It is intriguing to me.
你真是最奇怪的人 You are the oddest of creatures.
残忍 不顾及他人 Cruel, and thoughtless.
温柔 Tender.
有趣 Entertaining.
奇怪 And bizarre.
我喜欢你 I'm fond of you.
你有时令我心碎 In some ways, you break my heart.
-你是要说"我爱你"了吗 -不是 - Are you about to say "I love you"? - No.
听上去像是在宣告什么 It sounded like a declaration of sorts.
我觉得你快接近那么说了 You were close to a point, I feel.
不 我确定没有 No. I'm pretty sure not.
我这里有封给你的信 Oh, I actually have a letter for you.
你太慷慨了 You're too generous.
利奥走之前交给我的 Leo entrusted it to me before he left.
-什么 -"你好 凯瑟琳 - What? - "Hello, Catherine.
这段经历很有趣 我也就稍稍喜欢你 "It has been fun, and I have liked you a small portion,
干你很愉快 虽然我不太会舔阴 "and enjoyed fucking you, despite being unable to eat pussy well.
抱歉 我要回庄园去 或去威尼斯 "Apologies. I return to my estate, or Venice.
我尚未决定 但你不必找我了 "I have not decided, but it makes it pointless seeking me,
所以可能是去威尼斯 我们结束了 向前看吧 "so probably Venice. We are done. Move on.
尊贵的沙皇对你的爱是纯洁的 "The noble emperor's love is pure.
他很高尚 "He is a noble soul,
而且会舔阴 你也知道 "who can eat pussy, as you well know.
利奥敬上" From, Leo." Humph.
"又及 我经常后入玛丽埃尔" "P.S. I was sticking it in Marial's ass most days."
-你把他怎么了 -我 - What have you done with him? - Me?
没怎么 他去威尼斯了 Nothing. He's gone to Venice.
我说他该来见你的 但他做不到 懦夫 I said he should face you, but he could not. Coward.
-你杀了他吗 -没有 - Have you killed him? - No.
我保证 他活得好好的呢 I promise you, he is alive and well.
他只是不爱你 He does not love you. That is all.
我们就是需要毫无干扰地在一起 We just need some clear air together,
你就会爱上我 忘了他 或许一周就行吧 and you will love me and forget him. Probably in a... week?
你更冷静时我们再谈 Let us talk when you calm down.
你有天会把这视为告诉我们孩子的有趣故事 You will one day look at this as a funny story to tell our children.
他不爱你 这让人受伤 He does not love you, and it hurts,
你不爱他 你爱我 but you do not love him. You love me.
绝对不会 Never.
你就是个疯子 You're a fucking madman!
我父亲以前说 如果一个女人想杀你 My father used to say when a woman wants to kill you,
你就上道了 you're in business.
示爱如何 How did the love fest go?
利奥的事让她生气了 但蛋糕送对了 Bit angry about Leo, but the cake was a hit.
伏尔泰很无聊 但她似乎很激动 Voltaire was boring, but she seemed excited,
整体来说 是个胜利 so on balance, a victory.
放我出去 混蛋 Let me out, you fucker!
她会冷静下来的 She will calm.
我要杀了你 I'm going to fucking kill you!
她真是暴脾气 She is a firecracker.
我爱死她了 I have never loved her more.
贱人 Fucking bitch.
是我 It's me!
-我被锁住了 -他没死 - I'm locked in. - He is not dead.
-你没动手 -我失败了 - You didn't do it. - I tried.
-你叫奥罗杀主教 -我没办法 - You sent Orlo to kill Archie? - I had to.
我们都要为我们的胜利牺牲 We will all suffer for our victory.
我们要输了 We're going to lose.
玛丽埃尔 不会的 Marial, we're not!
玛丽埃尔 Marial!
叫维勒门托夫别行动 Tell Velementov not to go!
怎么回事 What's going on?
-就是... -碰运气吗 - Just, uh... - Taking your chance?
来人啊 Men!
拿下走廊 杀死卫兵 Secure the halls. Kill the emperor's guards!
该死 Fuck!
玛丽埃尔 Marial! Marial!
混蛋 Fuckers!
您得回寝宫 沙皇 You need to get back to your quarters, Emperor.
去他的 Oh, fuck that.
谁敢来杀我 我就要他的命 Come for me, whoever it is, I fucking come for them.
听到了吗 彼得死了 Hear that? It means Peter's dead.
-是凯瑟琳 是吗 -是的 - It's Catherine, isn't it? - Indeed.
她不是你的朋友 好主教 She is no friend to you, dear Archie.
天啊 Oh, dear.
如此光辉的事业如今灰飞烟灭 Such a glittering career is now in ashes.
我一直觉得她支持你做牧首就是个错误 Always thought she made an error in judgment backing you as Patriarch.
我们肯定能谈个协议的 I'm sure we can think of a deal we can make.
不谈协议 No deals.
喝茶吗 Tea?
你怎么这么冷静 Why are you being calm?
我脑袋里想着各种机会 奥罗 My mind buzzes with opportunity, Orlo.
你希望他死 他死了 万岁 You wanted him gone, he's gone. Huzzah.
伊丽莎白呢 What about Elizabeth?
她们关系好 她会被饶过 They are close. She will be spared.
做领袖 I mean as a leader.
她虽然是进步派 但比较理智 也了解俄国 She's a progressive, but not insanely so. She understands Russia,
了解它需要稳定 她会听我们的 and its need for stability, and she will listen to us.
你疯了 You're mad.
她是第三条路 She's the third way.
凯瑟琳很特别 Catherine is special.
我们都是上帝的生灵 Well, we are all God's creatures.
-要我给你读段经文吗 -我才不在乎 - Might I read a verse to you? - I don't care.
主的言词才是决定性的 The word of the Lord will have the final say.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
该死 奥罗 Shit. Orlo.
彼得死了吗 Is Peter dead?
她做不到 他在跑 She couldn't do it. He is roaming.
她不会成功的 他就喜欢打仗 She will lose. He loves a bloody fight.
-我知道 -他知道是她吗 - I know. - Does he know it's her?
我不知道 I don't know.
去向他告密的人就将是爱国者和英雄 Whoever tells him will be seen as a patriot and a hero.
应该你去 玛丽埃尔小姐 That should be you, Lady Marial.
我做不到 I can't.
你得脱离她了 You need to decouple from her.
不然就告诉我你想葬在哪 Or you need to tell me where you'd like to be buried,
葬礼上想让人读哪段诗篇 and what psalm to read over your grave.
去吧 Do it.
我有事要做 I have something to do.
干他 阿卡迪 Fuck him up, Arkady!
沙皇 Emperor.
你有什么事 What do you fucking want, hmm?
我想恢复贵族身份 I want to be a Lady again.
她还怀孕了 She's also pregnant.
出去 Get out.
这听上去会很糟 但别发狂 This is gonna sound really bad, but hold your judgment.
我告诉彼得是你了 I told Peter it was you.
我知道听上去很不好 I know it sounds bad,
但我可以解释 你就会明白这是明智之举 but I can explain, and you will see that it is clever.
不 这是玩笑吧 No. No, it is a jest.
-可怕的玩笑 -你杀不了彼得 - A terrible jest. - You couldn't kill Peter.
维勒门托夫是个醉鬼蠢蛋 你还骗我说不杀主教 Velementov is a drunk fool. You lied to me about not killing Archie.
彼得太强了 Peter is too strong.
这里是俄国 我们完了 真完了 This is Russia. We were finished. We are finished.
我做的事在很多层面上是对的 So many reasons I am right.
-我以为你是我的朋友 -我救了你 - I thought you were my friend. - I've saved your life.
救了我们 Our lives.
他爱你 而你怀了他的孩子 你怀了继承人 He loves you and you have his baby. An heir inside you.
-你安全了 -你告诉他我怀孕了 - You're safe. - You told him that I'm pregnant?
去你的 玛丽埃尔 Fuck you, Marial.
你以后会明白我是对的 In time, you will see I am right.
他现在会要我命了 He will be coming for me now.
他不会的 He won't.
我们可以叫他保罗 I thought we would call him Paul.
我要割了你的喉 I will cut your fucking throat.
瞄准肚子 你曾跟我说那非常有效 Aim for the belly. You once told me that works a treat.
你觉得一个孩子能阻止我吗 You think a child will stop me?
你的孩子 儿子 Your child. A fucking son.
延续你的血脉 The preservation of your line. Your blood.
彼得大帝的孙子 Peter the Great's grandson.
-而且肯定很帅气 -你个贱人 我爱过你 - And no doubt, a cutie. - You fucking bitch. I loved you.
你觉得这影响了那份爱吗 And you feel this has affected that love detrimentally?
你企图杀我 这是让人心凉 The fact you're trying to kill me, indeed. It has cast a pall.
难以置信 我就要割你喉了 Un-fucking believable. I'm about to cut your throat,
你却在开玩笑 and you're making jokes.
或许那正是你爱我的原因 Perhaps that is why you love me.
打招呼吧 Say hello.
不 No.
他真在那里吗 He's really there?
就在你手下 Under your hand.
该死 就在那里 Fuck. Right there.
我造了个人 I made a fucking person.
就在皮肤下 Just under the skin.
你儿子 Your son.
不 你怎么知道是男孩 No, you don't know it's a boy.
他似乎挺蠢 He feels dumb,
-我有好理由这么认为 -我有刀 - so I suspect it strongly. - I have a knife.
你爱我 你爱保罗 You love me, and you love Paul.
你不会杀我们的 You won't kill us.
你为什么就不爱我 And why don't you fucking love me, by the way?
我也算爱你吧 I do, in a way.
但我更爱俄国 But I love Russia more.
-你都不是俄国人 -我心里是 - You're not even Russian! - In my heart, I am.
等我割出你的心 When I cut your heart out,
我要好好看看是不是真的 I will have a look in and see if it was true.
随便哪个婊子都能给我生孩子 Any cunt can give me a baby.
那杀了我们啊 So kill us, then.
就... Just...
等等 我需要... Wait. I need a...
你好 保罗 Hello, Paul.
是我 爸爸 It's me. Daddy.
不 我做不到 该死 No, I can't. Fuck.
放弃吧 Give it up.
我也不希望再有流血了 I do not want any more bloodshed in this.
退位 Abdicate.
退位 Abdicate?
你真可爱 You are sweet.
有种疯癫的奇妙 And fascinating in a mad kind of way
让我好硬 that is making me incredibly hard.
但我想到的问题是 But the question that pops into my head
我为什么要那么做 is why the fuck would I do that?
不得不承认你做得很糟糕 The heady recognition you are terrible at it.
我可是沙皇 I am the emperor.
我生来就该做这个 你是女人 I was born to this. You're a woman.
我能做得更好 I will be better.
我就是更好 Am better.
是我结束了战争 I ended the war.
我知道给人用刑是你的错招 I knew the torture was a misstep for you.
是我团结了军队 各领地和宫廷 I have gathered the military, regions, and the court.
我为俄国构想了未来 I have a vision for Russia.
让我成为女皇 Let me have it,
你也算实现了你父亲的愿望 and you will have fulfilled your father's wishes.
为俄国的利益做牺牲 Sacrifice for the good of Russia.
那才是你真想要的 And that is all you really want.
我其实讨厌这份工作 You know, I hate the job, actually.
非常烦人 我有时的确觉得自己做得不好 It's mostly annoying, and I do sense I'm fucking bad at it sometimes.
你是做不好 You are!
我没想说得那么冲的 That came out more forcefully than intended.
我明白了 谢谢 It made the point. Thank you.
你这样能够保住俄国的未来 You will have secured Russia's future.
而非像你母亲料想的那样 毁了它 Not ruined it, as your mother predicted,
你能保护它 but protected it.
你儿子将在之后继承它 Your son will then have it.
-你的血脉得以延续 -是啊 - Your line retained. - Right.
-那我做什么呢 -享用美酒 美食 女人 - And what would I do? - Drink. Fuck. Eat.
胡闹 陪孩子 Jape about, and be with your child.
都是你爱做的事 All the things you love.
你能爱这样的男人吗 And you could love this man?
或许能 I think perhaps I could.
因为他将成为拯救俄国的男人 For he would be the man who saved Russia.
以免我毁灭它 这真的让我很难转过弯来 Saved it from myself. A complicated idea I'm struggling with.
-你在跟我玩游戏 -我喜欢你能看出来 - You are playing a game on me. - I love that you see that.
-你个小巫婆 -这个游戏我们是双赢 - Huh. You witch. - It is a game where we both win.
那我们说好了 So we have a deal.
我看到了新的选择 I see a new option appear.
利奥 Leo.
你让你的人收手 You stop your people,
否则我发话下去 他们砍了沃伦斯基的头 or I send word, and they cut Voronsky's head off.
你的蛋糕 我们还没吃呢 是吧 Huh. Your cake. We never had any, did we?
酸柠檬 Sharp lemons.
还有坚果 太好吃了 And the nuttiness. Delightful.
卫兵 Mm. Guard?
派人去砍下利奥·沃伦斯基的脑袋 Send word to cut Leo Voronsky's head from his body
放在托盘里端来 and bring it to us on a tray.
-不要 -那就传话下去 - No! - Then send the message.
卫兵 等等 Guard, wait.
拿去给维勒门托夫 Take it to Velementov.
死胖子 没想到他还有这胆量 Fat fuck. Never knew he had it in him.
叫人去放了他 Now send word to let him go.
不行 No.
-我们说好了 -我放了他 你又开始了 - We had a deal. - I let him go, you start up again.
他会被卫兵看守 如果有人在走廊里大吼 He will have guards, and if there is any yelling in the halls,
开枪 集会 任何异动迹象 gunfire, generals gathering, any sign of a fucking move,
他们就会像群狼一样扑上去撕碎他 they will descend like wolves and fucking tear him apart.
总之 回见 Anyway, see you.
你跟我玩了游戏 You've played a game on me.
我喜欢你能看出来 I love that you see that.
伊丽莎白 Elizabeth.
主教 Archie.
你好 皇后 Bonjour, Empress.
看来我赶上了精彩的时刻 I'm apparently here at an exciting time,
晚餐时我还不知道事情多么重大 at the dinner I did not understand the importance of.
可惜也没那么精彩 Not quite exciting, alas.
但还有希望吧 It is still within reach, apparently?
我刚失去了我爱的男人 I just lose the man I love.
男人是什么 What is a man?
两条腿 一根屌 Some legs. A cock.
几句空洞的话语 A few words that float away to nothing as they are said?
他是我的心 He is my heart.
现在是 明天他被马车碾过 For now. Tomorrow he is run over by a carriage.
或是干了别人 Fucks another, or...
喉咙里染上了梅毒 catches syphilis in his, his throat
再跟你舌吻传给你 and French kisses it into your mouth,
你发狂 毫无价值地死去 and you go mad and die worthlessly.
没想到你这么消极 You are an unexpectedly dark character.
如果不是认为 I would not seek enlightenment
我们都在黑暗之中 我也不会追寻光明 if I did not think we all flailed in the dark.
他是我的真爱 He is my great love.
我必须拥有他 And I must fucking have him.
那你清楚你想要什么了 爱是一切 So, you know what you want. Love is all.
-你在耍我 -恰恰相反 去他的俄国 - You're playing me. - Au contraire. Fuck Russia.
一个破地方而已 永远都是 It is a depraved shithole. Always will be.
你不是德国人吗 You are German, anyway.
我心里是俄国人 I am Russian in my heart.
俄国会成为世上最伟大的国家 法国混蛋 And Russia will be the greatest nation on Earth, you French fuck.
这颗俄国心 This Russian heart.
里面也有那男孩吗 Same heart as the one with the boy in it?
是的 Yes.
-所以我... -犯了糊涂 - Hence my-- - Confusion.
我以为那是我的命运 I thought it was my destiny.
如果是 那就该是了 If it was, then it would have been.
那样才叫命运吧 Isn't that the point of destiny?
你怎么发动了 Why did you go?
-我还没下令 -事情有发展了 - I never sent word. - Events moved on.
你怎么没杀他 Why didn't you kill him?
事情有发展 我没做到 Events moved on. I couldn't.
我们还能赢 我们占了上风 We can win this. We had the upper hand.
我不能让利奥死 维勒门托夫 I will not let Leo die, Velementov.
就在此刻了 This is the moment.
你现在退却 再不会有人跟随你 You back down now, no one will come with you again.
利奥就会死了 And Leo will be dead.
结束了 It's over.
-看看他们的眼睛 -我看了 - Look in their eyes. - I am.
他们有希望 There's fucking hope.
谁能想到 Who would have thought it?
我等你的信号 I await your signal.
我会开一枪 I'll shoot a round,
一切就又将开始 and it will be on again.
吻我 Kiss me.
好吧 Oh, right.
我... I...
我本希望不会如此 I was hoping that wasn't the way this was going to go.
老实说 我有点纠结 I'm in two minds about it, to be honest.
我全心全意地爱你 I love you with all my fucking heart.
-但 -想好 - But-- - Think...
你接下来要说什么 ...about what you're going to say next.
如果你不说 And that if you just do not say it,
我们或许可以幸福地永远站在这里 we could perhaps just happily stand here forever.
我可以改变世界 I can change the world.
我知道 I know it.
我知道你能 I know you can.
我的命运一直都是你 My fate was always you.
但你的命运是俄国 Yours, always Russia.
我会一直缠着你的 I will haunt you.
你保证 Promise it.